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[Soul]

*Gets evenmore pissed and kills Moosy again*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 03 February 2007 - 04:19.

[Jordan]

*Do you honestly think I would send myself into battle like that?*

*Creates 10 more clones and starts pulverizing Forgotten_Soul with a variety of HE Grenades, Tactical Nuke Missiles, Lasers, and other special weaponry*

*Sends a fleet of helixes equipped with flame throwers and gattling cannons, loaded with extra tank hunters and snipers, equipped with propaganda towers, to help in the battle*

[Alias]

*Snores*

[Moosy Crisp]

* kicks Alias and Forgotten Soul in the shins*
SHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHA!
* launches SCUD at Jordan*
Rashashan ate my Shamens. LMAO, Turd Fergusen.

[Jordan]

*Re-directs SCUD with an ECM pulse, back to Moosy Crisp*

*Kicks Moosy Crisp in the shin when the toxins clear*

[Soul]

*Takes on Jordan's forces and they take there toll*

"Damn it I can't stop now, I must make that basterd pay for totaling my car I worked so hard on making myself."

*Continues fighting reguardless of injures*

[Foxhound]

*Comes back to life and shoots someone in the face with a personal Ion Cannon*

[Moosy Crisp]

Dammit. Now my shins have anthrax, thanks a ton
* Oragutan slaps Forgotten Soul*
SHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHA!

[Soul]

"Fuck off Moosy, I don't have time to fight right now, you can't you see I'm busy you idiot!?"

*Continues to fight Jordan's forces*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 03 February 2007 - 04:32.

[Moosy Crisp]

* continues to Orangutan Slap Jordan, Alias and Forgotten Soul*
SHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHA!
* stubs Foxhound's toe*
HIYAR

[Soul]

"Moosy what the fuck did I tell you!?"

[Alias]

*Snores*

[Hobbesy]

*Is forced to use a vacumn cleaner to fight a dusty rug, I hate vacumn cleaning!!!*

*Beats rug*

*Walks past huge batlle between Moosy, FS, and Alias and says hi to them*

*Eats a slice of pie (Yumm)*

*Asks everyone else if they'd like a slice*

Edited by Tic-Tac 1098, 03 February 2007 - 05:49.

[Moosy Crisp]

* kicks slice of pie in the shins *
SHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHA!
* Orangutan slaps Forgotten Soul *
SHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHASHA!
* goes " BLEARAERARERARGH!!!" *
BLEARAERARERARGH!!!

[Hobbesy]

*Holds a funeral prossecian for the dead pie*

*Twas a good man*

[Dauth]

*de-cookiefies self*

*brings peace to the thread*

*starts a line dancing club*

*wanders off into the nuclear dawn*

[Searge]

*Run for my life coz Nuker said he's going to kill the person who touched the porche*

*seeks shelter in an abandoned base*

[Jordan]

*Fires a nuke at Damage XL*

*Sends an army of minigunners and gattling cannons at Forgotten_Soul*

*Throws Dauth into Forgotten_Soul*

[Searge]

*Sets up a 4km high rubber wall*

*Rubber wall lets the nuke bounce back at Jordan*

*Lets the air out of the rubber wall*

*rolls it up and puts it in my box*

*goes home*

[Soul]

*Does a tactical retreat from Jordan's forces to recover*

"Will finsh this later Jordan"

*Slaps Moosy so hard his neck snaps*

[Dauth]

*wonders wtf i did to Jordan*

*finds a kipper*

*goes bitch slapping*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Dodges SCUD*

*Notices the chaos and sets 'er down some 4km away from the hussle and bussle*

*Hops a plane to Maui*

*Resumes the peaceful life in Maui sippin virgin Pina Coladas on a placid beach*

[LCPL Carrow]

Alias, on 2 Feb 2007, 22:30, said:

*GETS TO ZE CHOPPAH*

*EVERYBODY GET DOWN*

*puts .45 to Damage's head and blows it off for vaporizing a BMW*
*calls in arty strike on autobahn*
*Joins Nuker on beach, sipping virgin pina coladas*

[Dauth]

*puts down kipper*

*joins lads on beach*

*opens a beer*

*takes long refershing glug*

*watches tide*

[Searge]

*Comes back from the dead*

*Steals a choppah*

*loads it full of beer, wodka, lemonade, chips and fish*

*flies with tze Choppah to beach to join the others*

*Tells the others on the beach there's free food and drinks at the Choppah*