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[Searge]

*set my Black raptor for sale ($12.000.000)*

*eat chips and watches a scary movie*

*Goes to bed*

[Soul]

*Falls asleep*
*Quietly sleeps on the cliff overlooking a valley*

[Dauth]

*Invades Luxembourg*

*Buys plot of land of Germany*

*Builds Mansion*

*Sleeps*

[E.V.E.]

*pwnz somebody*

- E.V.E.

[LCPL Carrow]

*Laughs at whoever E.V.E. pwns*
*Laughs at Sarge's stupidly low price for a raptor*
*Buys Sarge's raptor for $12M and selles it for $160M, turning quite a nice profit*

[Searge]

*buy's a new Subaru from the 12M*

*puts the remaining money in a safe somewhere*

*drives around in my new Subaru*

*Goes to LCPL Carow and thanks him for the money*

*Then runs him over for saying that my price was stupidly low* (I like taking revenge even for things like that )

*goes home*

[Soul]

*Wakes up*
*Gets up and streches*
*Goes back to my base*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Laughs at Sarge for trying to run over a HMMWV in a Subaru*

[Jordan]

*Runs over the puny HMMWV with a Nuclear-Reactor powered Overlord*

*Laughs at LCPL Carrow*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Narrowly avoids being run over by the nuke Ovie with the superior maneuverability of the HMMWV*
*Blows up Ovie with a dramatic action-movie-type TOW missile shot to the nuclear reactor-looking thing on the back, followed by the even more dramatic outrunning of the ensuing shockwave*
*Laughs at the though of Jordan laughing at me*

Edited by LCPL Carrow, 26 January 2007 - 19:50.

[Jordan]

*Fires a homing nuclear missile at LCPL Carrow*
*Drives away in a Half-Track equipped with a large cannon*

[Searge]

*Chases LCPL Carrow in my super fast subaru*

*pushes a hidden button which allowed 5 portable scud missiles to pop up from the trunk*

*fires them at LCPL Carrow*

*Watches the toxic firework do their job and Laughs*

Edited by Sarge, 26 January 2007 - 20:14.

[Jordan]

*Fires heavy flak cannon at Sarge, completely obliterating the weak Subaru before it could fire any more scud missiles*

[Sic]

*Calls Alias*

[Alias]

*Answers*

[Sic]

*Gets happy*

[Searge]

(Since when can flak cannons really damage vehicles?)

*escapes Jordans flak attack (my subaru is faster than your cannon and has the same armor as an APC)*

*Pushes another button which let 2 mini railguns pop up on the hood*

*fires railguns at Jordans Half-Track or should I say Scrap-Track*

*drives away with 300kmh *

[Amdrial]

*shoots Sarge's Subaro with some anti-tank heat seeking missiles*
*artillery strikes Jordan's Flak Cannon, therefore, completely obliterating it.*

Edited by {LP}Admiral-(NL), 26 January 2007 - 23:45.

[Searge]

*Gets hit by Admiral's heat seeking missiles*

Damnit I just washed my rimms, now I can start washing everything

*Shoots a Heat Ray Gun at Admiral*

[BillyChaka]

*hates this thread*

[Foxhound]

*Launches a meteor at earth*

[Dauth]

*moves earth*

[Searge]

*Slams Meteor back at Foxhound with a very large baseball bat*

Edited by Damage XL, 27 January 2007 - 16:14.

[Dauth]

*puts Earth back*

[Soul]

*Sits in base watching everyone fight*