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[Sgt. Nuker]

*Asks Carrow "Didn't you want to stop by?"*

*Tells Carrow that loading it is not necessarily an act of aggression, but merely an act of preparation, should some terrorist try an attack. Further more, I do not intend to give orders to harm or otherwise destroy or deface U.S. government property*

*Tells Damage to run up the U.S./English/Dutch flags in addition to the white flag to prove this Emperor is not a threat*

*Instructs Dauth to slow speed to 1/3 about 2 miles out from Ramstein*

[LCPL Carrow]

*In that case, replies to the Major's order to man the loading position with an "Aye Sir" and mans the loading station*
*Tells Nuker that I didn't have any particualr desire to visit Ramstein, I was just commenting on the pointlessness of me setting up a FARP given the proximity of the airbase*

[Searge]

*Puts a USA, English and Dutch flag on top of the empy besides the white one*

*Puts on some queen music in the empy and gives the empy and additional bassboost system for better
sound quality*

*mans gattling turret again*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Puts on headphones to attempt to block out the crap blaring from the sound system*
*rewires the sound system so that I control it from the loader's station*
*Puts on 99 Red Balloons*
*notices that the white flag is unnecessary, so strikes it down*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Taps Damage on the shoulder and tells him to put on "99 Red Balloons"*

*Taps Carrow on the shoulder and tells him to give a listen*

*Folds and preps white flag for storage*

*Tells Dauth to set a course heading for the Iran/Iraq border*

[Dauth]

*Sets course for Iran/Iraq*

*Sings along to neun und neunzig luftballoons (sp done from memory of 8 yrs ago)*

*wonders if i can get a cosworth gearbox in this thing*

*tells Nuker we need to stop for upgrades, i want this to do 100mph on flat*

[Searge]

*puts on 99 red balloons*

*Asks Dauth if he can install a mini fridge in the empy so that I can buy lots of drinks and get them cooled becoz where going to need cooled drinks if we're going to Iraq/Iran*

*Tells Carrow he can't control the sound system becoz the music is played from my I-pod and the I-pod dockingstation is in my segment of the tank*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Wonders why Damage is asking Dauth and not me*

*Asks Dauth why he wants this armor-clad behemoth to do 100*

*Tells Dauth I know a place where we can get the parts, for cheap*

*Proposes we turn this into a fusion powered Emperor*

*Asks Carrow if we need any shells, and if he wants to try out any special kind of shells*

[Foxhound]

*Randomly flies over, dropping another big crate for the tankers*

"Hey guys."

*Lands to save fuel*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Infers that Dauth wants to go fast so that it doesn't take three months to get from Ramstein to Iran*
*Grins at Damage and says "I have my ways, mac"*
*Inventories ammo, and finds that we are lacking sabot rounds, but that the HE, incindiary, and tactical nuclear shells are good to go*
*Directs Fox back to the FARP 3 klicks back*

EDIT: spelling

Edited by LCPL Carrow, 09 February 2007 - 02:22.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Dauth to drive to the nearest firing range after we install the parts, refuel, and reload

*Refuels tank at nearest Motor Pool*

*Picks up 20 SABOT rounds*

*Tells Damage to aim for farthest target*

"FIRE!"

*Instructs Carrow to load Incindiary rounds*

*Tells Dauth not to worry about speed*

*Calls in favor and requests a Helix from Kwai's stockpile*

"I think I hear our ride coming boys "

[Foxhound]

I can fly you there faster.

*Fuels up again*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Thanks Fox for the offer, but respectfully declines*

"The guy I'm calling in the favor for has owed me one for a long time"

[Foxhound]

*Informs Nuker it would take longer that way, but whatever*

*Flies off to some place. In the arctic. Because it's cool.*

[Futschki]

*searchs for Alias*
*Doesn't Find Him*
*Snores Alone*

[Searge]

*Aims at farthest target and locks on*

*Tells Nuker I'm ready to fire*

*asks If my fridge is installed yet*

[LCPL Carrow]

*"UP!!!"*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Damage "I got the stainless steel model for you, and this one holds 12 12oz. bottles, instead of 8".*

*Notices Helix is here and tells Dauth to park the Emperor inside*

[Dauth]

*parks empy*

*gets everyone out*

*upgrades engine, gearbox and drive shaft*

*fiddles with suspension*

*paints blue rings around barrels to show nuclear-ness*

*Installs fridge and new air con unit for driver*

*takes out drivers pistol*

*will shoot anyone who scratches my paintwork*

*Loads onto base plate and into helix*

*goes for dinner*

*calls rest fo crew lazy sods for not helping install kit*

[Searge]

*Thanks Nuker for the Stainless steel fridge*

*Goes to supermarket to buy food and drinks for the journey*

*puts them in the fridge*

*Guards Helix while waiting for the other's*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Dauth he didn't give me a chance to help*

*Wonders if Dauth wore the RAD suit while upgrading the engine*

*Notices a gap in the Reactive armor, orders the part(s) and installs*

*Climbs back into tank*

*Asks Dauth if we have enough coolant*

*Sets up steam pipes near driver for a hot tea dispenser/cup holder*

[Dauth]

*points out fusion reactors use deuterium*

*tops up coolant*

*gets in on onto a 5 nice long flat road*

*tells nuker to warn me when i have to turn/brake*

*locks doors and opens throttle*

[LCPL Carrow]

*wonders what happened to the Helix*

[Dauth]

*Gets into helix at end of test track*

*waits for nuker to tell em tops speed*

[LCPL Carrow]

*directs Dauth onto the helix with the little glo-stick thingys*
*helps secure the empy*
*grabs one of the handholds hanging down from the roof near the aft cargo ramp and watches as we fly to Iran*