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[Sgt. Nuker]

*O_O Umm Dauth.....we hit.........110!!*

*Jaw smacks floor*

*Regains composure and tells Dauth to never go that fast again unless it's an emergency*

*Gets clean pair of skivvies*

[LCPL Carrow]

*thinks WTF aircraft are supposed to go fast*

[Hobbesy]

*Starts being Arms Delaer*

*I am being Arms dealer*

*Prices are being half off for next hour*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Helix pilot to stop at Tic-Tac's Arms-Dealer*

*Buys 4,000 rounds of depleted uranium gattling cannon ammo*

*Calls Carrow and Damage in to help load the ammo*

*Thanks Tic-Tac for the deal*

*Gets back in Helix and continues to fly to Iran/Iraq border*

[Dauth]

*Gives nuker his jaw back*

*keeps down the speed*

*helps to load ammo*

*relaxes in Helix*

[Searge]

*Helps Loading ammo*

*Replaces normal ammo from gattling cannon with depleted uranium ammo*

*mans gattling cannon again*

[LCPL Carrow]

*wonders what the point of manning the empy gat cannon is if we're in a helix*
*mans helix door gun*

[Searge]

*Tells Carrow that the Cargodoor of the helix is still open*

*Also tells him that I gave the Gattling cannon on the empy a scope so I can snipe people with it*

*And since the Cargodoor is still open I can fire Through the opening*

[Alias]

*Snores*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Assumes restful position on a window seat in the Helix*

*Relaxes and falls asleep to the rythmic thud of the Helix's blades*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Intercom crackles*
"Contact, 1 o'clock low, 1 mile, Identified: technical. Engage."
*Replies to intercom*
"Roger, engaging"
*Engages technical*
*Speaks on intercom*
"Target destroyed. New contact, 3 o'clock low, 2 miles, please advise"
*Intercom crackles*
"Can you identify?"
*Replies to intercom*
"Negative"
*Intercom crackles*
"Hold your fire"
*Replies to intercom*
"Roger, holding fire"
*Short time later, speaks on intercom*
"No joy on contact"

[Moosy Crisp]

This thread needs moar action

* Relase buckets of deadly scorpions inside Helix*
* kicks Carrow in the shins really hard*
* burns crops, salts the soil and poisons the water supply*
* steals Alias' snores *

[Foxhound]

*Flies up beside the Helix with some rocket pods on the Pelican's wings*

"Hey guys."

[Alias]

*Snores*

[Dauth]

*wakes up*

*attaches saftley line to self*

*picks up moosy*

*throws him out of plane*

*yells target spotted to damage*

*starts motor on gatt cannon*

*changes music to "Sweet home Alabama"*

*enjoys Con Air rip off*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Feels like he's in NAM '67 BABY*
*Sweet Home Alabama ends*
*Puts on Fly Like an Eagle*
*Tells Moosy "اغلاق يستغل حتى أنك غبي مزعج برعشيت " as Dauth throws him out of the Helix*

[Dauth]

*wonders about arabic translation*

*is denied sense by google*

*wacthes irish losing at rubgy on tv inside helix*

[nova]

*gets in a darkroopere phase 3 armour*
*uses jet pack flys to helix gose in cargo dor*
*shots the gat cannon*
*punches arm through wall and shoots blaster to make the wires start on fire*
*takes nono bots to make body infitly regenerate*
*finds secetret to eternal youth*
*continues to punch and shoot*
*helix starts to go down*
*flies to my proto-type fighter(can hover)*
*seals entraces to cocpit and cargo compartment*
*watches helix go down wile making light saber*
*builds torch dam* that helix is still going down*
*helix blows up*
*deploys invuneribilaty shield and flies aroud*

Edited by nova, 11 February 2007 - 17:14.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Laughs at Nova's pithy attempts to shoot at my Helix*

*Goes Obi Wan vs Darth Maul on Nova*

*Shoves Nova's split personality out of the Helix*

*Assumes command position in Empy as Helix lands 4 clicks north of the Iraq/Iran border*

*Orders men into the Emperor*

*Dauth make your speed ahead 2/3*

*Carrow, load SABOT rounds*

*Damage man that gat tower*

*Tells Dauth to load something heavy into the speaker system*

[Dauth]

/me is annoyed on having nuker beat me to post while chatting

*gets moving*

*deploys Dauth Inc anti grav field generator*

*nova visits the moon at a large percentage of the speed of light*

*gets out lead cd case*

*puts on Metallica Master of Puppets*

*moshes while driving "Your life burns faster, obey your master"*

Edited by Dauth, 11 February 2007 - 17:31.

[nova]

*uses density pro jecter to come back down*
*tells guner quad laser turets now blow up that real helix*
*goes to anti personal sniper takes out holographic projecters*
*then shoots dauth and nuker and tels them to join my side*
*blows up real helix so they cant escape*

Edited by nova, 11 February 2007 - 17:51.

[Dauth]

*wonders who the fuck daut is*

*walks calmly towards nova*

*separates head*

*leaves calling card "do not mess with a moshing brummie"*

*buries corpse in 400m of concrete*

*shoots at beetlegeuse*

*waits for star to collapse and form black hole*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Mutters "It's just a flesh wound"*

*Watches concrete bail disappear into the icy blackness of space*

*Tells Dauth to throw on Static-X "Start A War"*

*Set attack speed from fast to "Berzerk!!"*

*Laughs maniacly as buildings explode, tanks are crushed beneath 100 tonnes of armoured might and the music pounds inside my skull*

[nova]

*regenerats cause of nano bots*
*engages rmote piloit flies up after ship sihp blows hole in concreat*
*gets in and takes more nanobots*
*body that was seperated disaperas*
*srops betulgause from going black hole and blows dauth up*
*makes sure nuker and dauth are dead*

Edited by nova, 11 February 2007 - 17:56.

[Sgt. Nuker]

"Silly girl, you can't kill Nuclear energy"

*Washes Nova in a RAD storm*

*Loads her into an ICBM targeted for outer space*

*Presses red button*