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[Hawkins]

Cast: Chorus, Lead Tenor Stormtrooper, Stormtrooper 'Rolf', Stormtrooper 'Mel', Roger(Hitler).


CHORUS:
Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for Poland and France
CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
STORMTROOPER:
Come on, Germans
Go into your dance!
STORMTROOPER "ROLF":
I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf.
STORMTROOPER "MEL":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!
ULLA:
The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!
STORMTROOPER #1:
Heil Hitler!
STORMTROOPER #2:
Heil Hitler!
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Heil Hitler!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ALL:
Heil Hitler!
ROGER:
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the kraut
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
ROGER:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!
Heil myself
Raise your beer
CHORUS:
Jawohl!
ROGER:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
...stand and cheer!

I was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
Told me I was Fuhrer
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And conquered France
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ROGER:Springtime!
Goose-step's the new step today
ROGER: Goose-step's
CHORUS MEN:
Bombs falling from the skies again
CHORUS:
Deutschland is on the rise again
ROGER & CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ROGER:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
ROGER:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
ROGER:
You bet we'll be going...
ROGER & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war


(I'm sorry I have no audio recording because my computer is down and so I'm using my laptop.)
Edit:How do you add a poll?

Edited by Hawkins, 01 July 2006 - 19:06.

[Rayburn]

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Edited by Rayburn, 28 March 2010 - 12:50.

[L3nin]

It's a song from the musical, The Producers.

You really should have said that first Hawkins, don't want people getting the wrong impression

[Golan]

I´m just having one of those "not again" deja vus.

Edited by Golan, 01 July 2006 - 16:07.

[Prophet of the Pimps]

Hawkins may i ask what your fascination with the third reich is all about?

[Hawkins]

L3nin, on 1 Jul 2006, 09:02, said:

It's a song from the musical, The Producers.

You really should have said that first Hawkins, don't want people getting the wrong impression

I was, but I thought hardly anybody here has watched it. I also had the same impression at school when I asked people if they would listen to a song called 'Springtime for Hitler.' Naturally, they thought I was a Nazi.

'Springtime for Hitler' is a gay romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgarden. :chillpill2: It was writen by Mel Brooks, a Jewish person okay, so no need to get offended. The musical was to be a sure-fire flop because you could make more money with a flop, than you can with a hit. It was intended to offend people of all races, religions, and creeds. And in the movie, the musical was written by a Neo-Nazi, Franz Leibkind(Will Ferrel), who wears his German helmet all the time and laderhosens. The director of the muscial was gay, RogerDeBrise(Gary Beach) who was the wrost director in broadway to make the play even worse. So see the movie to find out the whole story, or see the play. Remember, it' called 'The Producers'

And I have a fascination with the Third Reich because of the 'New World Order', but not the killing of millions of Jewish people. And in Springtime for Hitler, a gay person plays Adolf Hitler.

Edited by Hawkins, 01 July 2006 - 19:15.

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

Hmm...the thing I don't think funny about that, is that insults gay people. Damn how can gays be compared, or even be a metaphor to that bastardly dastard Hitler?

Not meant to be offended. Just, fighting for gay rights. Again. And I am straight. Again. Stop looking at me. Again. Stop that.