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[Jordan]

*Helps drown ailestrikef36*
*does signature double eye gouge on ailestrikef36*

[Alie]

"not this time!"
*kicks jordan off of netshark and steals another rib and jumps out of netshark*

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

''Blaggrhhhhhhh...''

Respawns.

Does a body slam on ailestrikef36.

[Jordan]

*Kicks ailestrikef36 in the nuts several times*
*Sharpens metal pole from table and uses it to chop ailestrikef36's head off*

[Foxhound]

*respawns*
*breaks the chair and starts stabbing people with the splintered leg*

[Alie]

(spawned foxhound, you just got here)

* throws a netshark rib into foxhound's arms*
*pick up the other and jumps into the pool and breaks the drainage hatch making all the water go down the drain*

[Jordan]

*chops off ailestrikef36 head again with the pole*
*finds the first aid kit*

[Whitey]

*sips a beer*

"Anyone up for a fist fight? No weapons you bitches."

[Jordan]

Where'd you get that beer?

*Clobbers Switchblade over the head with a fist, then kicks him in the nuts, rendering him unconscious*

*Throws the body in the drained pool*

[Whitey]

*wakes up*

You piece of shit

*Gets out of the pool and walks up to Jordan, carrying a pool stick*

*Hits Jordan over the back of the head with full force, using the stick, knocking him out instantly*

*tosses body at shark as I go back to drinking*

[DreadNot]

*charges in, going berserk, hitting Foxhound with an uppercut knocking him into Switchblade*
*grabs whats left of the chair and throws it at netshark*
*lunges foward and knocks ailestrike out*

Edited by Grim Reaper, 19 July 2006 - 01:10.

[Moosy Crisp]

* knees Grim Reaper in the face*
* gets punched by SwitchBlade, so I bite off his ear*
* yanks out several of Netshark's teeth and stabs ailestrike with them*
* kicks Jordan in the nads and takes his wallet, which I use to slap AllStarZ with*

[Whitey]

*Bandages self*
*Sits at a table and downs some whiskey before sharpening a pocket knife*
*Invites everyone to sit down and have a quick beer and talk without any fighting, for a few minutes *

[Moosy Crisp]

Um, here's your ear.
* hands SB his ear *

[Foxhound]

*picks up the table and bludgeons ailestrikef36 over the head with it*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*sees Switch sitting at table*

*Is this seat taken?*

*points at seat to the right of Switch*

[Whitey]

Thank you!

*Puts ear on*
*Drinks another whiskey*

[Jordan]

*knocks Switchblade off chair for making whiskey suddenly appear, which is against the rules, along with the beer*
*cracks Switchblade over the head with the chair, leaving him unconscious*
*repeatedly pummels Switchblade with chair, until the chair, and Switchblade, are broken into several pieces*
*throws table at ailestrikef36*
*takes a seat next to Major Nuker, and watches the others fight*

Edited by Jordan, 19 July 2006 - 03:43.

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

''I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE MEDLING WITH MY TEETH!!!''

Bites off Moosey Crisps leg.

[Alias]

*snores*

[Whitey]

Jermies, it was funny the first time, now its just irritating...

*Respawns*

*sips a whiskey and walks around, sitting in a corner to sharpen personal pocket knife (that is really a 12in Ka-Bar)

[Jordan]

*slaps Switchblade*
*grabs a leg off the chair, and whacks Switchblade over the head with it*
*whacks Major Nuker with Switchblade*
*throws ΩMΣGΛ at Foxhound*
* throws Foxhound at Moosy Crisp!*

[Whitey]

*gtets up and sips whiskey*

[MLRS]

Walks in the room
Pours thermite on fuze box, now everyone is in the dark. Everyone falls over and i laugh manically.

[Hobbesy]

Uses Night vison goggles.
Punches Guynumber 7 in he face.
Kicks him in his nuts.

Edited by tictac, 19 July 2006 - 18:07.