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[Sgt. Nuker]

*gets back up from getting clobbered with Switch and sits in chair*

*sips a Captain Morgan Spiced Rum......Arrr!!*

*bludgeons Jordan with empty bottle*

[Whitey]

*Uses Ka-Bar to stab table*
*sips more whiskey, with a lime in it*
*pulls knife out of table and rubs it with hand*

Anyone got a light?

[Moosy Crisp]

* crushes Sudafed and sniffs it*
* takes a shot of vodka and a No-Doz*
* stitches leg back on*
* picks up stainless steel chain from pool*

[Foxhound]

*involuntarily hits Moosy*
*beats aile to death with his bare hands*
*grabs a bottle of beer from nowhere and chugs the whole thing*
*passes out*

[Whitey]

*passes out alongside foxhound*

[MLRS]

Where am i?


Holds nuts

runs away put trips on a wire, causing a fire on the already shorted out fuze box, wich spreads to the carpet.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Sgt. Nuker]

Here Switch *hands Switch a match to use as he sees fit (though I'd prefer he not use it to set me on fire)*

*watches Guy run around the room flailing and on fire..........proceeds to laugh histerically*

[MLRS]

But the fire is spreading throughout the whole room, you know.

Fire reaches fire exxtinguisher on wall, it blows up, spreading fire all over room, getting hard to breathe.

Falls in contaminated water, passes out face up.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*jumps in pool*

[Alie]

(i though netshark said no guns, or any wapon outside the room....)

*respawns after dying*
*jumps on guy7 and stabs him through the heart with netshark's rib*
*drowns him*

[Whitey]

Well all I have is an unused personal knife.

*lights a cigar and smokes it*

*sips whiskey, in the pool*

[AllStarZ]

*bursts up from under the water level in the pool*
*strangles Switchblade with lanyard*

[Whitey]

*Cuts lanyard with pocket knife*

Now what was that for?

*Pushes allstarz back to the depths using hands*

[Alias]

*snores*

[Alie]

*dives*
*pulls allstarz down deeper tills he's on the floor of the pool*
* stabs him through the neck with netshark's rib*

[Foxhound]

*smacks Omega to wake him up* are you freaking nuts?!

[MLRS]

Respawns. whole room is on fire. Pool is only safe place. Cannonballs on nuker.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*dives deep to avoid the "Guy cannonball"*

*surfaces and dunks Guy*

[Whitey]

*splashes fire out with water*
*climbs out*
*sips some more whiskey and watches everyone duke it out in the pool*

[Judgement]

*Walks in and takes a seat next to Switchblade*
*Pulls out a bottle of Havana Club*
*Proceeds to drink*
*And drink*

[Moosy Crisp]

* dropkicks Foxhound in the face*
* steals the booze and takes a couple drinks, then gives it back*
* snorts more crushed Sudafed*
* jumps into pool and tries to beat down everyone*

[Hobbesy]

Watches as someone pees in the pool.
*Glad I was'nt in it*

[Whitey]

*Pushes TicTac into the pool and laughs*
*Sips more whiskey*

Food...

[Moosy Crisp]

Hmm...I wonder...

Netshark, aren't you a shark?

[Alie]

*jumps out of the pool before it gets contaminated by pee*

"note, no food, unless you like shark"

*jerks off a part of netshark's fin and eats it*