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[TheDR]

D!

[Chyros]

So. Fucking. Dead.

[Libains]

Hear hear! Also, eurgh *dies*

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

24bit, Fleetwood Mac. Oh yuss!

[Chyros]

AJ, on 27 April 2012 - 00:57, said:

Hear hear! Also, eurgh *dies*

Too much to drink again, A lightweight one?

[Wizard]

One for Chyros.

What happens to chemists when they die?








































They barium.

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

I think not!

[Chyros]

Wizard, on 27 April 2012 - 08:48, said:

One for Chyros.

What happens to chemists when they die?








































They barium.

:awe

[Wizard]

I know, I know. That was a bad joke, but jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

[Alias]

Moving 50km closer to the city next week.

[Chyros]

Alias, on 27 April 2012 - 09:47, said:

Moving 50km closer to the city next week.

That's five cities closer over here .

[Alias]

Chyros, on 27 April 2012 - 10:00, said:

Alias, on 27 April 2012 - 09:47, said:

Moving 50km closer to the city next week.

That's five cities closer over here .

Haha, yeah. Goes to show how gigantic Sydney is. I'm only 50km in one direction, on each side there's about 50-60km (except the east, because that's pretty much ocean after 3km), more if you include the commuter belt.

I'll be shaving approximately 100 minutes off my commute.
Feels good, man.

Plus, being much closer to the city means much faster internet.

[Wizard]

So the Dutch are passing racist laws now?

[Liten]

Wizard, on 27 April 2012 - 08:48, said:

One for Chyros.

What happens to chemists when they die?










They barium.

Why do chemists call Helium, Curium and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium

[TheDR]

Nope!

[Liten]

You are wrong!

[Wizard]

How does Moses make his tea?








Hebrews it.

[TheDR]

How does Wizard keep coming up with these jokes?








Magic.

[Chyros]

Wizard, on 27 April 2012 - 10:21, said:

So the Dutch are passing racist laws now?

Yes.

Well, no, but yes.

[Wizard]

TheDR, on 27 April 2012 - 11:54, said:

How does Wizard keep coming up with these jokes?
Magic.

Nice

On a related note:

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.















Then it dawned on me.

[Chyros]

Omdat Veenstra met zijn penis en Mickey Mouse-oren in Di-Di-Di-Di-Disneyland zit, is ie-ie-iemand anders weer van de partij. En dat terwijl-ie al 18 uur radio achter de rug heeft; hij is zo normaal gebleven. Ek-Ek-Ek-Ek-Ekdom en iemand anders knallen de hits uit je speakers, drie uur lang. Ek-Ek-Ek-Ekstra Weekend.

[Wizard]

It's funny that you should mention that as I am reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

[TheDR]

Oh this is horrible! D:

[Wizard]

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

[JJ]

Haha, dat DACHT je maar.