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[Krieger22]

Unlikely statement: Battlefield 3 has a better plot than all 3 Transformers movies combined

[CJ]

Wait, the Transformers movies had a plot? D:

[Alias]

Baysplosions.

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[Krieger22]

Market Garden

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Town Garage.

[Chyros]

Gah.

[Alias]

Proud owner of no cars.

[Major Fuckup]

 Chyros, on 03 June 2012 - 14:44, said:

Gah.

The only good Beamer was the 507, So fuck any other shit BMW have made!

[General]

 CJ, on 03 June 2012 - 13:39, said:

Wait, the Transformers movies had a plot? D:

Much better plot than Wrath of the Titans and Battleship In fact, first Transformers movie is surprisingly good for an animated series spinoff..
It is way better than most of the crap they do in the name of making a movie nowadays. No need to mention it contains one of the best cgi...
( I am talking about the first one by the way... )

And an epic soundtrack of course

Edited by General, 03 June 2012 - 15:15.

[Alias]

 General, on 03 June 2012 - 15:13, said:

 CJ, on 03 June 2012 - 13:39, said:

Wait, the Transformers movies had a plot? D:

Much better plot than Wrath of the Titans and Battleship In fact, first Transformers movie is surprisingly good for an animated series spinoff..
It is way better than most of the crap they do in the name of making a movie nowadays. No need to mention it contains one of the best cgi...
( I am talking about the first one by the way... )

And an epic soundtrack of course

The movie was a travesty to the series.



NO THANKS TO YOU, STARSCREAM

[Chyros]

 Major Fuckup, on 03 June 2012 - 15:04, said:

 Chyros, on 03 June 2012 - 14:44, said:

Gah.

The only good Beamer was the 507, So fuck any other shit BMW have made!

I'm surprised you say that, the 507 isn't a lorry so why would you like it?

[General]

 Alias, on 03 June 2012 - 15:20, said:

 General, on 03 June 2012 - 15:13, said:

 CJ, on 03 June 2012 - 13:39, said:

Wait, the Transformers movies had a plot? D:

Much better plot than Wrath of the Titans and Battleship In fact, first Transformers movie is surprisingly good for an animated series spinoff..
It is way better than most of the crap they do in the name of making a movie nowadays. No need to mention it contains one of the best cgi...
( I am talking about the first one by the way... )

And an epic soundtrack of course

The movie was a travesty to the series.



NO THANKS TO YOU, STARSCREAM

anime one looks so awful dude

[TheDR]

 Krieger22, on 03 June 2012 - 13:57, said:

Market Garden

Nice! What a great theme.

[CJ]

Maybe, but the movie is too mainstream

[Alias]

 General, on 03 June 2012 - 17:58, said:

 Alias, on 03 June 2012 - 15:20, said:

 General, on 03 June 2012 - 15:13, said:

 CJ, on 03 June 2012 - 13:39, said:

Wait, the Transformers movies had a plot? D:

Much better plot than Wrath of the Titans and Battleship In fact, first Transformers movie is surprisingly good for an animated series spinoff..
It is way better than most of the crap they do in the name of making a movie nowadays. No need to mention it contains one of the best cgi...
( I am talking about the first one by the way... )

And an epic soundtrack of course

The movie was a travesty to the series.



NO THANKS TO YOU, STARSCREAM

anime one looks so awful dude

It's at the pinnacle of 1980's cheese, you need a certain sense of humour to love it.

It's just so utterly ridiculous that it's entertaining, even if it's low quality.

Bayformers is just SO SERIOUS and it completely fails to capture the atmosphere, and you end up with a below-average generic action movie that's an awful adaption of the source material.

[General]

 Alias, on 03 June 2012 - 18:33, said:

 General, on 03 June 2012 - 17:58, said:

 Alias, on 03 June 2012 - 15:20, said:

 General, on 03 June 2012 - 15:13, said:

 CJ, on 03 June 2012 - 13:39, said:

Wait, the Transformers movies had a plot? D:

Much better plot than Wrath of the Titans and Battleship In fact, first Transformers movie is surprisingly good for an animated series spinoff..
It is way better than most of the crap they do in the name of making a movie nowadays. No need to mention it contains one of the best cgi...
( I am talking about the first one by the way... )

And an epic soundtrack of course

The movie was a travesty to the series.



NO THANKS TO YOU, STARSCREAM

anime one looks so awful dude

It's at the pinnacle of 1980's cheese, you need a certain sense of humour to love it.

It's just so utterly ridiculous that it's entertaining, even if it's low quality.

Bayformers is just SO SERIOUS and it completely fails to capture the atmosphere, and you end up with a below-average generic action movie that's an awful adaption of the source material.

You got a point there, it has nothing to do with source material, it is a lot better

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Oh snap!

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 Alias, on 03 June 2012 - 18:33, said:

It's at the pinnacle of 1980's cheese, you need a certain sense of humour to love it.

It's just so utterly ridiculous that it's entertaining, even if it's low quality.

Bayformers is just SO SERIOUS and it completely fails to capture the atmosphere, and you end up with a below-average generic action movie that's an awful adaption of the source material.

>serious

Bayformers wasn't serious. It was "HEY GUYS THESE BAD GUYS ARE BAD AND WE HAVE TO STOP THEM. OH LOOK SHINY CARS. HEY BOOBIE HUNTINGTON TITLEY, TELL MEGATRON THAT HE'S A BITCH. *insert poor in taste black joke* " with a few more variations on the theme. Bayformers thinks it's serious but falls flat on its face.

Avengers was a much better made movie in that respect given how naturally characters interacted with each other. Its plot had a few minor holes and missed oppurtunities but on the other hand, it managed to not fall flat on its face.

[Alias]

 Scope, on 03 June 2012 - 21:50, said:

 Alias, on 03 June 2012 - 18:33, said:

It's at the pinnacle of 1980's cheese, you need a certain sense of humour to love it.

It's just so utterly ridiculous that it's entertaining, even if it's low quality.

Bayformers is just SO SERIOUS and it completely fails to capture the atmosphere, and you end up with a below-average generic action movie that's an awful adaption of the source material.

>serious

Bayformers wasn't serious. It was "HEY GUYS THESE BAD GUYS ARE BAD AND WE HAVE TO STOP THEM. OH LOOK SHINY CARS. HEY BOOBIE HUNTINGTON TITLEY, TELL MEGATRON THAT HE'S A BITCH. *insert poor in taste black joke* " with a few more variations on the theme. Bayformers thinks it's serious but falls flat on its face.

Avengers was a much better made movie in that respect given how naturally characters interacted with each other. Its plot had a few minor holes and missed oppurtunities but on the other hand, it managed to not fall flat on its face.

You agree with my main point then - it attempted to be serious but failed, among a flock of other shortcomings. It was as generic as generic could get and on top of that wasn't faithful to the source material. An example of a serious reimagining of a previously light hearted series that actually works (in terms of previous adaptions, at least) is of course Nolan's Batman, even though I despise Christian Bale.

The reason the Avengers was good is because Joss Whedon is actually a competent writer/director whereas Michael Bay is on the complete other side of the spectrum. The only thing he knows how to do is insert explosions.

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Surre.

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Night!

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 Chyros, on 03 June 2012 - 17:10, said:

 Major Fuckup, on 03 June 2012 - 15:04, said:

 Chyros, on 03 June 2012 - 14:44, said:

Gah.

The only good Beamer was the 507, So fuck any other shit BMW have made!

I'm surprised you say that, the 507 isn't a lorry so why would you like it?

Because their V8's where the last with pushrods, therefore making it sound like a real V8!

[General]

 Alias, on 03 June 2012 - 21:58, said:

 Scope, on 03 June 2012 - 21:50, said:

 Alias, on 03 June 2012 - 18:33, said:

It's at the pinnacle of 1980's cheese, you need a certain sense of humour to love it.

It's just so utterly ridiculous that it's entertaining, even if it's low quality.

Bayformers is just SO SERIOUS and it completely fails to capture the atmosphere, and you end up with a below-average generic action movie that's an awful adaption of the source material.

>serious

Bayformers wasn't serious. It was "HEY GUYS THESE BAD GUYS ARE BAD AND WE HAVE TO STOP THEM. OH LOOK SHINY CARS. HEY BOOBIE HUNTINGTON TITLEY, TELL MEGATRON THAT HE'S A BITCH. *insert poor in taste black joke* " with a few more variations on the theme. Bayformers thinks it's serious but falls flat on its face.

Avengers was a much better made movie in that respect given how naturally characters interacted with each other. Its plot had a few minor holes and missed oppurtunities but on the other hand, it managed to not fall flat on its face.

You agree with my main point then - it attempted to be serious but failed, among a flock of other shortcomings. It was as generic as generic could get and on top of that wasn't faithful to the source material. An example of a serious reimagining of a previously light hearted series that actually works (in terms of previous adaptions, at least) is of course Nolan's Batman, even though I despise Christian Bale.

The reason the Avengers was good is because Joss Whedon is actually a competent writer/director whereas Michael Bay is on the complete other side of the spectrum. The only thing he knows how to do is insert explosions.

Well, of course Avengers much much better than Transformers, I still lol at that particular Hulk vs Loki scene