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[Liten]

CJ, on 01 February 2013 - 20:58, said:

Destiny, on 01 February 2013 - 20:56, said:

wat!

I SAID "SPECS?"

It's actually worse than his old computer, that's why he won't post any specs.

[Major Fuckup]

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 21:16, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 19:35, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 19:26, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 18:24, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

Libains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...

Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said...

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction

Thats a very horrible fate

And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine

By what means are cars complex machines?

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with .

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

We just laugh and smile .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK .

If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia.

To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?

Depends where you go but easily under 1k

Good, that's as it should be, but over here it's £4500 minimum Oo .

I think its time for you to move to straya! Theres a spare bed at my place

Heheheheh, better watch out or I might cash in that offer sometime .

Gotta find me first
And honestly why would you pick Perth, If i could choose it would be Melbourne for me

[CJ]

Liten, on 01 February 2013 - 22:05, said:

CJ, on 01 February 2013 - 20:58, said:

Destiny, on 01 February 2013 - 20:56, said:

wat!

I SAID "SPECS?"

It's actually worse than his old computer, that's why he won't post any specs.

> Implying what he had before could be considered as a computer.

[Major Fuckup]

CJ, on 01 February 2013 - 22:24, said:

Liten, on 01 February 2013 - 22:05, said:

CJ, on 01 February 2013 - 20:58, said:

Destiny, on 01 February 2013 - 20:56, said:

wat!

I SAID "SPECS?"

It's actually worse than his old computer, that's why he won't post any specs.

> Implying what he had before could be considered as a computer.

Indeed!

[Destiny]

CJ, on 01 February 2013 - 20:58, said:

Destiny, on 01 February 2013 - 20:56, said:

wat!

I SAID "SPECS?"

Oh. Standard stuff

[Major Fuckup]

I have come here to lay some pipe.... Bow chicka bow wow!

[CJ]

Oh, just a PSA for everyone who might consider using Chronopost's services here : Don't do it. Fuckers don't even bother to knock at the door now, they just leave an "attempted delivery notice" in your mailbox and dump the the goods at a random post office...

Edited by CJ, 02 February 2013 - 06:15.

[General]

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 22:04, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 19:55, said:

He'll prefer to sleep with Kangaroos I think

Fix'd

And of course I see what you did there

[Krieger22]

Ouch.

[Alias]

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 22:06, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 21:16, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 19:35, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 19:26, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 18:24, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

Libains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...

Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said...

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction

Thats a very horrible fate

And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine

By what means are cars complex machines?

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with .

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

We just laugh and smile .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK .

If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia.

To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?

Depends where you go but easily under 1k

Good, that's as it should be, but over here it's £4500 minimum Oo .

I think its time for you to move to straya! Theres a spare bed at my place

Heheheheh, better watch out or I might cash in that offer sometime .

Gotta find me first
And honestly why would you pick Perth, If i could choose it would be Melbourne for me

Everyone knows Sydney is the only worthwhile place in Australia.

/typicalsydneyarrogance

[General]

I am gonna skin you, put on your face and say hi to your momma!

[Krieger22]

It's surroundings are horribly flammable though.

[General]

http://www.presstv.i...us-fighter-jet/

This looks like a friggin toy F35

Oh wait I think it must be the pose, this looks more real :

Edited by General, 02 February 2013 - 07:50.

[Krieger22]

General, on 02 February 2013 - 07:47, said:

http://www.presstv.i...us-fighter-jet/

This looks like a friggin toy F35

Oh wait I think it must be the pose, this looks more real :

It still looks like a toy though, it looks properly tiny for a modern fighter aircraft.

[General]

And here a video of it recorded by a calculator.

Edited by General, 02 February 2013 - 07:58.

[Destiny]

,,..

[Krieger22]

Harriers?

[General]

Krieger22, on 02 February 2013 - 10:15, said:

Harriers?

They're weak!

[Krieger22]

General, on 02 February 2013 - 10:44, said:

Krieger22, on 02 February 2013 - 10:15, said:

Harriers?

They're weak!

Can't say the Rise of the Reds Harriers don't pack a punch though

[General]

Krieger22, on 02 February 2013 - 10:48, said:

General, on 02 February 2013 - 10:44, said:

Krieger22, on 02 February 2013 - 10:15, said:

Harriers?

They're weak!

Can't say the Rise of the Reds Harriers don't pack a punch though

Depends on the loadout though, but I am not sure it will be able to carry massive ordinances

[Liten]

Why would you even do that!?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Why not?

[TheDR]

Utopia is pretty good, it's taking a while to get into any story though, just finished the first two episodes.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I kinda like the fact you don't have a clue what's going on... just hope it actually goes somewhere though. D:


On a slightly related note, Black Mirror back Monday week. !

[General]

I wanna break your arm and beat your baby with it *Psycho voice*