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[General]

Chyros, on 09 December 2019 - 10:05, said:

Sorrowful be the heart, penitant one.

Is it a good game?

[Chyros]

General, on 09 December 2019 - 11:02, said:

Chyros, on 09 December 2019 - 10:05, said:

Sorrowful be the heart, penitant one.

Is it a good game?

I'm tempted to write a review on it, actually.

The gameplay is pretty awful and extremely annoying at times. If you want to play a good Metroidvania, don't come looking here, almost everything is bad. Parts are virtually unbearable.

The imagery, storytelling, graphics, setting, and soundtrack are, conversely absolutely sublime. It's a beautiful, horrifying world that you can't help but want to explore, and it kind of gets into your head too. The usual revulsion that washes over me when confronted with religion make way for intrigue and curiosity, which is a bit of an achievement, I think.

At the moment, I'm playing it with a cheat engine, because the game is too horrible to play without cheating. Even with cheats, you die very frequently, actually, so it's not even a breeze with it. At the very least I'd recommend using the cheat that allows you to come back where you die, because there's rather few checkpoints in the game, and it's easy to miss them, too. I'm really mainly playing it to explore the world and the story, though. Making lots of screenshots along the way .

[Destiny]

wat

[Chyros]

Destiny, on 09 December 2019 - 15:19, said:

wat

A game called Blasphemous.

[General]

Shadowjacker! You haven't come out of masturbation cave in eons!

Edited by General, 09 December 2019 - 17:41.

[Chyros]

Do you want to do some soul bonding?

[General]

Yes! It solves all our problems. We must begin a ten-slut soul orgy!

[Destiny]

No.................

[TheDR]

Chyros, on 09 December 2019 - 19:01, said:

Do you want to do some soul bonding?

Mind meld?

[General]

Slut dragon! SLUT!



SLUT!

[Chyros]

Yeah, some interesting imagery in this episode...

[General]

I was almost choking on my food at that woolly mammoth part

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

TheDR, on 09 December 2019 - 22:13, said:

Chyros, on 09 December 2019 - 19:01, said:

Do you want to do some soul bonding?

Mind meld?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

TheDR, on 09 December 2019 - 22:13, said:

Chyros, on 09 December 2019 - 19:01, said:

Do you want to do some soul bonding?

Mind meld?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[Chyros]

Captain Clyde, on 10 December 2019 - 09:14, said:

TheDR, on 09 December 2019 - 22:13, said:

Chyros, on 09 December 2019 - 19:01, said:

Do you want to do some soul bonding?

Mind meld?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

TheDR, on 09 December 2019 - 22:13, said:

Chyros, on 09 December 2019 - 19:01, said:

Do you want to do some soul bonding?

Mind meld?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

That is indeed the whole joke .

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[Chyros]

Watch moar Rick and Moartay!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[Chyros]

It's a great seris .

[General]

Chyros, on 10 December 2019 - 14:51, said:

It's a great seris .

Yes, no other animated series made me laugh that much. Best part is, there seems to be nothing that they couldn't make fun of, which is great!

[Chyros]

General, on 10 December 2019 - 14:58, said:

Chyros, on 10 December 2019 - 14:51, said:

It's a great seris .

Yes, no other animated series made me laugh that much. Best part is, there seems to be nothing that they couldn't make fun of, which is great!

They kind of have to do it like that, otherwise it'd just be mean . That's also the way South Park gets away with it.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Oh surre.

[Chyros]

Oder?

[Liten]

The river?

[Destiny]

Have fun

[Chyros]

No.