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[TheDR]

CHEST PAIN CONTINUES

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

It's chest pain Friday, my dudes

[TheDR]

Yeah...

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[Chyros]

Breathing is underrated! It's pretty good!

[TheDR]

Durk and wired.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Do you find the mucus in your nasal passage makes breathing a chore?

Well then, perhaps you don't deserve to breathe at all.

[TheDR]

Chore?

[General]

Bloody fuck you bloody!

[Alias]

 Chyros, on 19 April 2024 - 08:25, said:

Good morning, citizen. Congratulations on your promotion. Welcome to Utopia today. I'm Detroit AI, and this is Utopia level nine. Have a profitable day, executive.

I've had this in my library for I don't know how many years, I should probably play it already

[Chyros]

 Alias, on 19 April 2024 - 10:26, said:

 Chyros, on 19 April 2024 - 08:25, said:

Good morning, citizen. Congratulations on your promotion. Welcome to Utopia today. I'm Detroit AI, and this is Utopia level nine. Have a profitable day, executive.

I've had this in my library for I don't know how many years, I should probably play it already

It's really good, have you never played it before?

 Slightly Wonky Robob, on 19 April 2024 - 09:12, said:

Do you find the mucus in your nasal passage makes breathing a chore?

Well then, perhaps you don't deserve to breathe at all.

Beetles know this. Beetles are good doctors.

[General]

No they are not.

[Chyros]

You'll just have to trust us in this matter. We're in the know.

[General]

I know ALL of them, they are not.

[Chyros]

Would you like to play a game of global thermonuclear war?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Nah

[General]

 Chyros, on 19 April 2024 - 12:57, said:

Would you like to play a game of global thermonuclear war?

Yes please! Lets start over

[Chyros]

Denied. Instead we'll play a game of Avoid the Awful Thing that Vaguely Resembles a Banana.

[TheDR]

I took some paracetamol and I'm basically falling asleep. I didn't even know that was a side effect.

[General]

What a lovely side effect.

[Chyros]

 TheDR, on 19 April 2024 - 14:44, said:

I took some paracetamol and I'm basically falling asleep. I didn't even know that was a side effect.

Me neither, how much are you on rn?

[General]

Resident Nemesis?

[TheDR]

 Chyros, on 19 April 2024 - 17:01, said:

 TheDR, on 19 April 2024 - 14:44, said:

I took some paracetamol and I'm basically falling asleep. I didn't even know that was a side effect.

Me neither, how much are you on rn?

Just two tablets D:

Apparently it's a common side effect.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I'll give you a common side effect in a minute.

[Chyros]