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[Kaido]

Eye test? Sure
Can you see these letters: A E I O U

[General]

What letters!?

[TheDR]

Kaido, on 06 December 2024 - 09:35, said:

Eye test? Sure
Can you see these letters: A E I O U

No, I don't want a sandwich.

[Chyros]

An eye test? Sure. Open up and say "aaaaa".

[TheDR]

That is an A test

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Okay, I just need to hook you up to this polygraph...

[Chyros]

I'm just going to place these electrodes on the sides of your head. Don't worry.

[Kaido]

TheDR, on 06 December 2024 - 10:33, said:

Kaido, on 06 December 2024 - 09:35, said:

Eye test? Sure
Can you see these letters: A E I O U

No, I don't want a sandwich.

Okay, you passed!

[General]

First day at job was completed. Achievement unlocked: Successfully trick employer to believe that you are a normal human being.

[Chyros]

Stealth mode engaged?

[General]

Mental stealth field activated

[TheDR]

Maximum stealth.

[Chyros]

Maximum mental.

[General]

r u mental m8?

[TheDR]

Sleep?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Looks like it's prime trampoline weather tommorow.

[TheDR]

Slightly Wonky Robob, on 06 December 2024 - 19:48, said:

Looks like it's prime trampoline weather tommorow.

My phone shouted at me

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I had to find out from a text from my bank closing because of the wind!

How will I deposit my pennies now!?

[TheDR]

Throw them all away!

[General]

Don't throw shit in this wind, it will come back to you!

[Chyros]

You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

It's a bit breezy outside.

[Chyros]

stiff upper lip, mate

[TheDR]

My lip has been blown away!

[General]

I will blow you in a minute