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[Chyros]

Heheheh, excellent . Are you in a situation like that right now?

[TheDR]

Chyros, on 02 July 2025 - 14:08, said:

Heheheh, excellent . Are you in a situation like that right now?

No, I'm waiting for my shoulder to get better (and also, some more visits to the gym...)

[General]

Is gym post doing ok?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I sure hope so.

[Chyros]

He was looking rather pale last I saw him.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Did you see gym post post surgery?

[TheDR]

Gym is fine everyone, stop asking

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Sorry for showing concern for one of FS's longest-standing, and most respected members, gym post.

[General]

What's the beef between Doc and gym post and why Doc is bullying him?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I can only assume when Doc performed surgery it didn't go well (hence the sweating), and he's trying to cover it up / divert attention.

#JusticeForGymPost

Edited by Slightly Wonky Robob, 02 July 2025 - 15:39.

[General]

#GymPostIsAPersonToo

[Chyros]

It's gonna be interesting to see who the human canvas jury are gonna nominate.

[TheDR]

What were we talking about again? Can't remember...

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

We were discussing how you were going to give our dear friend, gym post, an apology.

[TheDR]

I didn't say he was dead

[Chyros]

Don't ignore gym, he's a just a guy too!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

No-one said he was dead. Very suspicious you would bring that up.

[General]

What did you do to gym post!?

[Chyros]

Slightly Wonky Robob, on 02 July 2025 - 23:11, said:

No-one said he was dead. Very suspicious you would bring that up.

I bet he killed him in the library with the candlestick.

[General]

What was gym post doing in the library at first place? That guy never reads!

[TheDR]

Quote

Official Statement from the Law Offices of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe

We categorically deny and condemn the unfounded accusations suggesting that our client, known as Doc, had any involvement in the disappearance of the individual referred to as Gym Post. These claims are entirely without merit and reflect a disturbing lack of evidence, logic, or basic common sense.

To set the record straight: Doc has never been to a library, has never been seen near a library, and has never held, owned, or expressed interest in a candlestick. Any statements to the contrary are pure fiction, likely motivated by rumor, confusion, or deliberate malice.

We urge the public and any so-called investigators to refrain from spreading falsehoods, and to focus their attention on verifiable facts rather than wild conjecture. Doc’s record is clear, and we intend to keep it that way.

Sincerely,
Bartholomew Writely, Esq.
Counsel for Doc

No further comment.

[General]

You are a writer, you could easily make that up. Show us the document

[TheDR]

I didn't write a word of that.

[General]

The document!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]