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[Chyros]

Yeah but they told me it's all normal that I'm hearing them.

[TheDR]

You're keeping me up!!!

[Chyros]

Perhaps we can learn the following from this: a human is dead only when he DOESN'T call anymore.

[General]

Then LOMA I am ded for a long time no?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Oh.

[Chyros]

I mean, why would you call someone when you're already dead? Surely that's too late?

[General]

Because i have unfinished business

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I'll finish your business in a minute.

[General]

Thank you! *continues to being dead*

[Chyros]

She has spirit, splendid.

[General]

Ah yes, small stones coming down through my kidney, splendid Thankfully this episode lasted short, must be small one

If a God designed me, then i must be really hated

[Chyros]

General, on 14 September 2025 - 16:19, said:

Ah yes, small stones coming down through my kidney, splendid Thankfully this episode lasted short, must be small one

If a God designed me, then i must be really hated

[General]

I always imagined giving birth could be the most painful shit ever. There are women saying kidney stone pain is worse

It is more akin to torture than disease. Because it does not stop even for a fucking moment for entire day, thankfully mines lasts a day.

Edited by General, Today, 16:57.

[Chyros]

Yeah kidney stones are pretty widely regarded as the most painful thing iirc. Sorry to hear that, man .

[General]

Thing is, it is not always the same. Must be directly related to size. Today's was quite annoying, but manageable, and lasted only half day. There was that time last year i just wanted to die. If i had a gun, i would have shot myself. That one lasted longer and was much more painful.

That is not a type of chronic pain that you can live with if it happened everyday. In my case painkillers did not work either, even those injections at emergency.






Basically this

Edited by General, Today, 17:09.

[TheDR]

Just you wait!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Have you considered a bionic kidney?

[General]

Slightly Wonky Robob, on 14 September 2025 - 17:30, said:

Have you considered a bionic kidney?

Please fuck yes. Replace everything in my body with cybernetic counterparts which have no option to feel pain.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

That's the neat part, it will allow you to feel all new pain never felt before!

[General]

0 pain or no bionics


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Edited by General, Today, 18:05.

[TheDR]

General, on 14 September 2025 - 17:31, said:

Slightly Wonky Robob, on 14 September 2025 - 17:30, said:

Have you considered a bionic kidney?

Please fuck yes. Replace everything in my body with cybernetic counterparts which have no option to feel pain.

Imagine your body getting hacked, and 1000% pain is applied, but the ability to die is disabled.

T H E F U T U R E

[Chyros]

I remember when I was a little kid I had inner ear infections, I'll never forget that. It was this searing hot pain inside my skull, and the only thing that existed in the world was that pain. My mum said I used to practically run up the walls when it happened.

[General]

TheDR, on 14 September 2025 - 18:08, said:

General, on 14 September 2025 - 17:31, said:

Slightly Wonky Robob, on 14 September 2025 - 17:30, said:

Have you considered a bionic kidney?

Please fuck yes. Replace everything in my body with cybernetic counterparts which have no option to feel pain.

Imagine your body getting hacked, and 1000% pain is applied, but the ability to die is disabled.

T H E F U T U R E

That would not be an issue if there was no pain feelings parts installed at first place

Only ability to feel things touching your skin to certain unpainful threshold. Rest of the errors in the body will be delivered to you by e-mail

Chyros, on 14 September 2025 - 18:15, said:

I remember when I was a little kid I had inner ear infections, I'll never forget that. It was this searing hot pain inside my skull, and the only thing that existed in the world was that pain. My mum said I used to practically run up the walls when it happened.

Yes, those are awful too, thankfully had none of that for more than 20 years. It is second to kidney stone. Tooth pain probably comes third.

Edited by General, Today, 18:20.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Don't worry, in the future you can disable pain with a monthly subscription.