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[Chyros]

nah, two dicks in ze ass

[General]

Best i can do is half.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

You're a bad liar, you know?

[General]

I don't.

[Chyros]

WHERE ARE THE TRAITORS?

They are everywhere!

[General]

Lead me to the slaughter.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Lend me your strength.

[Chyros]

Really loved that scene, so good .

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

FFV is starting to get tough. D:

[TheDR]

Yeah, I'm sorry you are being forced to play such a terrible fishing game.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I recently got the submarine, and there aren't even any fish down there!

[TheDR]

You can only fish on land

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Fish don't live on land.

[TheDR]

... I think you're right.

this changes everything

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I did find a turtle though. He gave me a branch so I could get into the forest!

The bad guys burnt it down. :(

[TheDR]

please, teach me more so that i may become turtle friend too

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

It's quite simple really. First, get on your dragon and fly across the ocean to a small island with a cave on it. When you try and enter the cave, the island will sink. Get back on your dragon and fly slightly north of where you started to a castle. Speak to the king and launch a joint attack on the tower. Escape the tower on to a submarine and go back to the island which is now on the sea floor. Enter the cave, which somehow still has air in it and explore until you find a flooded area. Look down into the water where you will see a turtle. Swim down and follow the turtle until you come up on the other side. Follow the cave until you reach a dead end where you once again find the turtle.

Now for the very important bit.

Its extremely important you repeatedly prod the turtle, which is a complete dick move. Even when your friends call you for being a bit of a dick, continue to prod the turtle. Only stop when he speaks to you and you find out he's a wise sage.

And there you have it, you now befriended a turtle.