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[Chyros]

Mercuh!

[TheDR]

:O!

[Chyros]

The stereochemistry of the optically active allylsilane in this case translates into the stereochemistry of a homoallylic alcohol by Lewis acid promoted addition to an aldehyde with excellent chirality transfer.

[TheDR]

Shut up or prepare to dye Mr Shirt!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I don't think that's appropriate.

[TheDR]

Sorry Mr Pants!

[Liten]

How rude

[Chyros]

 TheDR, on 27 March 2012 - 20:23, said:

Shut up or prepare to dye Mr Shirt!

LOL

Also, I even laughed at a Dutch accent today. Am I going insane?

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

Too much beer!

[Chyros]

OMG! Haven't had ANY today yet!

*gets*

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

 Chyros, on 27 March 2012 - 21:02, said:

 TheDR, on 27 March 2012 - 20:23, said:

Shut up or prepare to dye Mr Shirt!

LOL

Also, I even laughed at a Dutch accent today. Am I going insane?

Going?

[Chyros]

 Bob, on 27 March 2012 - 21:53, said:

 Chyros, on 27 March 2012 - 21:02, said:

 TheDR, on 27 March 2012 - 20:23, said:

Shut up or prepare to dye Mr Shirt!

LOL

Also, I even laughed at a Dutch accent today. Am I going insane?

Going?

Why Bob, whatever do you mean by that I am an airplane I am the destroyer of worlds and you are all ants and my aunt is a purple cauliflower and the walls are whispering?

[TheDR]

Oh no!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Goodnoughtstep!

[TheDR]

Good Nougat!

[Chyros]

Goodnightmansbob!

[Krieger22]

I suck at maths. Big time.

[CJ]

 Krieger22, on 28 March 2012 - 09:06, said:

I suck at maths. Big time.

Who doesn't? Except for nerds

[Alias]

India has had their losing streak, looks like England's may be about to start.

Hanging onto Number 1 is a lot harder than it looks.

[Major Fuckup]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

[TheDR]

Thats pretty good!

[CJ]

Zat is prety old.

[Alias]

[Liten]

 Chyros, on 27 March 2012 - 21:02, said:

 TheDR, on 27 March 2012 - 20:23, said:

Shut up or prepare to dye Mr Shirt!

LOL

Also, I even laughed at a Dutch accent today. Am I going insane?

Change your forum title to "Accent vampire"!

[Chyros]

 Liten, on 28 March 2012 - 12:36, said:

 Chyros, on 27 March 2012 - 21:02, said:

 TheDR, on 27 March 2012 - 20:23, said:

Shut up or prepare to dye Mr Shirt!

LOL

Also, I even laughed at a Dutch accent today. Am I going insane?

Change your forum title to "Accent vampire"!

But but but, I can't part with my "forum chemist" title, it's the only custom title I've ever had and now it's a part of me D: .