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#215226
Posted 17 April 2012 - 19:04
Dies!

F O R T H E N S

#215227
Posted 17 April 2012 - 19:52
D:!

Kyle Carter said:
Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre
#215229
Posted 17 April 2012 - 20:40
Sadly? Please explain.

Kyle Carter said:
Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre
#215231
Posted 17 April 2012 - 21:17
lolmoba
Only MOBA I have actually liked was Demigod.
Only MOBA I have actually liked was Demigod.

#215232
Posted 18 April 2012 - 10:30
So the day it rains is the day i get a flat tyre half way home......So i said fuck it and drove the rest of the way and was almost completely flat by the time i got home! Side walls fucked since it was run flat but........

The is no tread on my rear tyres ANYWAY!!!

The is no tread on my rear tyres ANYWAY!!!
I question the general assumption that i am inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure
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#215235
Posted 18 April 2012 - 13:29
Fruit loops!
For there can be no death without life.
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#215239
Posted 18 April 2012 - 14:06
I hereby declare the death varrant of an entire world !
#215241
Posted 18 April 2012 - 14:48
Oh yes ! Sit back and relax, give my toxins more time to work !
#215243
Posted 18 April 2012 - 18:38
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a U.S. naval ship with the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations10-10-95.
Canadians:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North.
Canadians:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians:
No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN,THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians:
We are a lighthouse, your call.
Canadians:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North.
Canadians:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians:
No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN,THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians:
We are a lighthouse, your call.
#215246
Posted 18 April 2012 - 18:46
That predates web

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