Wizard, on 09 August 2012 - 21:46, said:
AJ, on 09 August 2012 - 20:54, said:
It was decided by a group of SCIENCE guys that there was no possible logical solution, and therefore, the only illogical solution to the question of "why a Nem" was that when a Tyranosaurus Rex scientist was attempting to apply the Ekpyrotic theory to the formula for catching and eating things smaller that itself, due to it's stupidly small arms and inability to see anything that wasn't running away from it screaming, it forgot to carry the 1, and in fact, divided by zero. Thus, a Nem resulted.
/attemptingtosoundlikeHHGTTG
I <3 this post. Also, Bob needs to learn what HHGTTG is before a swarm of Vogons descends upon him and causes his death through a horrific mixture of poetry and paperwork. This death would be similarly excruciating when compared to how the universe's second worst poet was strangled by his own colon, in attempt to end the suffering he was inflicting upon his audience.