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#221851 Liten

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 19:35

After reading the first two sentences I thought you were going to do some sort of cheesy dating service commercial.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 19:42

View PostLiten, on 01 October 2012 - 19:35, said:

After reading the first two sentences I thought you were going to do some sort of cheesy dating service commercial.


Dating service ? <87

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 19:48

Shoot yourself, do it!
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 20:05

View PostGeneral, on 01 October 2012 - 16:21, said:

Yedam Dva Tri Chetyrye Pyet Syesh Syem Vosyem Dyevyat Dyesyat - I know since I have Serbian origin :P
Vy vsye sevarno skoro sdochnitye 8| .
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 20:44

View PostGeneral, on 01 October 2012 - 19:14, said:

View PostCJ, on 01 October 2012 - 18:23, said:

Holy titties, why do girls talk about silly stuff so much? That's something I'll never understand D;


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Holy fuckies, why do mans talk about stupid stuff so much? That's something I'll never understand D;

Generalization is wrong >:(

Did I hit a nerve, sugar?

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I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 02 October 2012 - 05:44

View PostCJ, on 01 October 2012 - 20:44, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 October 2012 - 19:14, said:

View PostCJ, on 01 October 2012 - 18:23, said:

Holy titties, why do girls talk about silly stuff so much? That's something I'll never understand D;


*Updates*
Holy fuckies, why do mans talk about stupid stuff so much? That's something I'll never understand D;

Generalization is wrong >:(

Did I hit a nerve, sugar?


Somehow-what.

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 08:04

View PostCJ, on 01 October 2012 - 18:23, said:

Holy titties, why do girls talk about silly stuff so much? That's something I'll never understand D;
Simple fact of life: Never Listen!

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 08:39

The one basic tenet of marriage: miscommunication. 8|

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 10:28

Not until your older!
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 10:49

*you're.

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I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 02 October 2012 - 10:59

http://www.huffingto..._n_1125642.html

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Allowing women to drive in Saudi Arabia would mean no more virgins and an increase in homosexuality, according to academics at Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, Majlis al-Ifta' al-A'ala, it has been reported in the Telegraph.
More pornography would be used if women were allowed on the roads and rates of prostitution and divorce would alo rise, the report stated.
Produced in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University, the study into repealing the ban predicted that there would be no more virgins left in the Arab kingdom in 10 years.
Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world which bans women from driving.
Professor Subhi described sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state where “all the women were looking at me“.
“One made a gesture that made it clear that she was available,” he said. “This is what happens when women are allowed to drive.”
The report was produced for the country's legislative assembly, the Shura Council. However this institution has no power as Saudi Arabia is ruled by a monarchy with absolute power.
The state’s controversial ban on female drivers last came under attack in September after Shaima Jastaniya was sentenced to 10 lashes just days after Saudi King Abdullah granted women the right to vote. The punishment was overturned after international and domestic pressure.


Im lost for words to describe how retarded them Saudi profesffors are......

I question the general assumption that i am inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 11:05

Yeah!
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 17:07

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 02 October 2012 - 10:59, said:

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Allowing women to drive in Saudi Arabia would mean no more virgins and an increase in homosexuality, according to academics at Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, Majlis al-Ifta' al-A'ala, it has been reported in the Telegraph.
More pornography would be used if women were allowed on the roads and rates of prostitution and divorce would alo rise, the report stated.
Produced in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University, the study into repealing the ban predicted that there would be no more virgins left in the Arab kingdom in 10 years.
Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world which bans women from driving.
Professor Subhi described sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state where “all the women were looking at me“.
“One made a gesture that made it clear that she was available,” he said. “This is what happens when women are allowed to drive.”
The report was produced for the country's legislative assembly, the Shura Council. However this institution has no power as Saudi Arabia is ruled by a monarchy with absolute power.
The state’s controversial ban on female drivers last came under attack in September after Shaima Jastaniya was sentenced to 10 lashes just days after Saudi King Abdullah granted women the right to vote. The punishment was overturned after international and domestic pressure.


Im lost for words to describe how retarded them Saudi profesffors are......


I can swear to you and to anything else that womans who have no experience with driving whatsoever makes up the majority of the bitch population.

And Saudi professor ? l.o.l. Do Saudis even breed professors, yes I used that word since people over there not raised but breed, I personally live in a country which half of the population envy so called arabic islamic culture ( which other half follow without being that blind ) and they do not value human being as a human being but according to how much they are religious and stick to their morale values.
They just breed and raise generation after generation of children which same of 14 century ago.

ffs we need to save Saudis first, not Syrians or Libyans, they are much more advanced and free!


a bit politic much ? :P

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 17:37

View PostGeneral, on 02 October 2012 - 17:07, said:

I can swear to you and to anything else that womans who have no experience with driving whatsoever makes up the majority of the bitch population.

And Saudi professor ? l.o.l. Do Saudis even breed professors, yes I used that word since people over there not raised but breed, I personally live in a country which half of the population envy so called arabic islamic culture ( which other half follow without being that blind ) and they do not value human being as a human being but according to how much they are religious and stick to their morale values.
They just breed and raise generation after generation of children which same of 14 century ago.

ffs we need to save Saudis first, not Syrians or Libyans, they are much more advanced and free!


a bit politic much ? :P

The only thing that needs to be done about Saudis is launching a nuke at them.

View PostChyros, on 11 November 2013 - 18:21, said:

I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 02 October 2012 - 18:07

Oh dear.
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 18:57

Yes dear?

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 02:01

You, dirtiest of whores and filthiest of all venal women who ever desired and copulated with black slaves, yes it was I who did this to him.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 05:56

I do not think so, sir.

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 07:30

D!
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 07:56

View PostGeneral, on 02 October 2012 - 17:07, said:

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 02 October 2012 - 10:59, said:

http://www.huffingto..._n_1125642.html

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Allowing women to drive in Saudi Arabia would mean no more virgins and an increase in homosexuality, according to academics at Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, Majlis al-Ifta' al-A'ala, it has been reported in the Telegraph.
More pornography would be used if women were allowed on the roads and rates of prostitution and divorce would alo rise, the report stated.
Produced in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University, the study into repealing the ban predicted that there would be no more virgins left in the Arab kingdom in 10 years.
Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world which bans women from driving.
Professor Subhi described sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state where “all the women were looking at me“.
“One made a gesture that made it clear that she was available,” he said. “This is what happens when women are allowed to drive.”
The report was produced for the country's legislative assembly, the Shura Council. However this institution has no power as Saudi Arabia is ruled by a monarchy with absolute power.
The state’s controversial ban on female drivers last came under attack in September after Shaima Jastaniya was sentenced to 10 lashes just days after Saudi King Abdullah granted women the right to vote. The punishment was overturned after international and domestic pressure.


Im lost for words to describe how retarded them Saudi profesffors are......


I can swear to you and to anything else that womans who have no experience with driving whatsoever makes up the majority of the bitch population.

And Saudi professor ? l.o.l. Do Saudis even breed professors, yes I used that word since people over there not raised but breed, I personally live in a country which half of the population envy so called arabic islamic culture ( which other half follow without being that blind ) and they do not value human being as a human being but according to how much they are religious and stick to their morale values.
They just breed and raise generation after generation of children which same of 14 century ago.

ffs we need to save Saudis first, not Syrians or Libyans, they are much more advanced and free!


a bit politic much ? :P

Would you like a white pointy hat and sheet to go with that sir?

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 08:30

Wizard, you're aware that paedophilia is legal (and even somewhat encouraged) in Saudi Arabia with girls as long as they're 9 years old, and marriage at 6 years?

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I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 03 October 2012 - 08:35

View PostCJ, on 03 October 2012 - 08:30, said:

Wizard, you're aware that paedophilia is legal (and even somewhat encouraged) in Saudi Arabia with girls as long as they're 9 years old, and marriage at 6 years?

Yes I am. I am also aware that it's legal to carry firearms in the United States of American. I like neither situation as both are extremely harmful, but I try not to rant about them in LPTPW.

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:14

View PostWizard, on 03 October 2012 - 08:35, said:

View PostCJ, on 03 October 2012 - 08:30, said:

Wizard, you're aware that paedophilia is legal (and even somewhat encouraged) in Saudi Arabia with girls as long as they're 9 years old, and marriage at 6 years?

Yes I am. I am also aware that it's legal to carry firearms in the United States of American. I like neither situation as both are extremely harmful, but I try not to rant about them in LPTPW.

But you go on about me having a drivers license :xD:
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:23

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 03 October 2012 - 10:14, said:

View PostWizard, on 03 October 2012 - 08:35, said:

View PostCJ, on 03 October 2012 - 08:30, said:

Wizard, you're aware that paedophilia is legal (and even somewhat encouraged) in Saudi Arabia with girls as long as they're 9 years old, and marriage at 6 years?

Yes I am. I am also aware that it's legal to carry firearms in the United States of American. I like neither situation as both are extremely harmful, but I try not to rant about them in LPTPW.

But you go on about me having a drivers license :xD:
On another note


I think we can all agree that you driving is infinitely more harmful to EVERYTHING than the other two :xD:

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 10:48

View PostWizard, on 03 October 2012 - 10:23, said:

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 03 October 2012 - 10:14, said:

View PostWizard, on 03 October 2012 - 08:35, said:

View PostCJ, on 03 October 2012 - 08:30, said:

Wizard, you're aware that paedophilia is legal (and even somewhat encouraged) in Saudi Arabia with girls as long as they're 9 years old, and marriage at 6 years?

Yes I am. I am also aware that it's legal to carry firearms in the United States of American. I like neither situation as both are extremely harmful, but I try not to rant about them in LPTPW.

But you go on about me having a drivers license :xD:
On another note


I think we can all agree that you driving is infinitely more harmful to EVERYTHING than the other two :xD:

Im what the government call "Population control" :xD:

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