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[General]

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

And contributing to global warming, its a fine thing they do, they must be proud of themselves, dem car owners

[Liten]

My vehicle will be powered by a minature Nuclear Reactor.

[Destiny]

I have upgraded to a new computer.

[General]

Liten, on 01 February 2013 - 17:31, said:

My vehicle will be powered by a minature Nuclear Reactor.

If such a thing happens, I think Greenpeace will turn into Greenwar and start an armed riot againist corporations

[Chyros]

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

We just laugh and smile .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK .

[Destiny]

...build one, like the one from Top Gear.

[Alias]

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

We just laugh and smile .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK .

If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia.

[CJ]

Destiny, on 01 February 2013 - 17:35, said:

I have upgraded to a new computer.

Specs?

[Major Fuckup]

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

Libains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...

Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said...

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction

Thats a very horrible fate

And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

Need more shiny knifes.

[TheDR]

I think not.

[Chyros]

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

Libains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...

Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said...

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction

Thats a very horrible fate

And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine

By what means are cars complex machines?

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with .

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

We just laugh and smile .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK .

If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia.

To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?

[TheDR]

Lexicon.

[Major Fuckup]

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

Libains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...

Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said...

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction

Thats a very horrible fate

And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine

By what means are cars complex machines?

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with .

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

We just laugh and smile .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK .

If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia.

To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?

Depends where you go but easily under 1k

[Chyros]

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 18:24, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

Libains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...

Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said...

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction

Thats a very horrible fate

And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine

By what means are cars complex machines?

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with .

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

We just laugh and smile .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK .

If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia.

To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?

Depends where you go but easily under 1k

Good, that's as it should be, but over here it's £4500 minimum Oo .

[Major Fuckup]

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 19:26, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 18:24, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

Libains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...

Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said...

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction

Thats a very horrible fate

And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine

By what means are cars complex machines?

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with .

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

We just laugh and smile .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK .

If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia.

To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?

Depends where you go but easily under 1k

Good, that's as it should be, but over here it's £4500 minimum Oo .

I think its time for you to move to straya! Theres a spare bed at my place

[General]

He'll prefer to sleep with Kangaroos I think

[Destiny]

wat!

[CJ]

Destiny, on 01 February 2013 - 20:56, said:

wat!

I SAID "SPECS?"

[Chyros]

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 19:35, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 19:26, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 18:24, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:

Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

Libains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

General, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...

Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said...

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction

Thats a very horrible fate

And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine

By what means are cars complex machines?

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with .

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything?

And what of those of us who don't need to drive?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

We just laugh and smile .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK .

If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia.

To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?

Depends where you go but easily under 1k

Good, that's as it should be, but over here it's £4500 minimum Oo .

I think its time for you to move to straya! Theres a spare bed at my place

Heheheheh, better watch out or I might cash in that offer sometime .

[General]

"The new single-seat bomber will have the ability to track down enemy aircraft, engage in combat, target locations on the ground, and carry a payload of assorted weapons and ammunition. "

No shit. I always thought fighter jets were used for pessenger transport

Directly taken from a news site. Shows how retardedly news written nowadays.

[CJ]

General, on 01 February 2013 - 19:55, said:

He'll prefer to sleep with Kangaroos I think

[TheDR]

Oh no!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[Major Fuckup]

General, on 01 February 2013 - 19:55, said:

He'll prefer to sleep with Kangaroos I think

Fix'd