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[General]

Just keep your mother away from here, this country is bad as it is already

[TheDR]

D:!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

D!

[CJ]

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 12:20, said:

You better be afraid too, I'm sure i'll visit Singapore at some point .

Doesn't visiting Singapore warrant the death sentence?

[Chyros]

CJ, on 20 October 2013 - 12:40, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 12:20, said:

You better be afraid too, I'm sure i'll visit Singapore at some point .

Doesn't visiting Singapore warrant the death sentence?

For me, probably, yeah .

[General]

CJ, on 20 October 2013 - 12:40, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 12:20, said:

You better be afraid too, I'm sure i'll visit Singapore at some point .

Doesn't visiting Singapore warrant the death sentence?

They will blow up the plane he come with. Or whatever the hell he will use to get there Unless other pessengers hand over him, which I am certain they will do with pleasure

[Chyros]

General, on 20 October 2013 - 12:57, said:

CJ, on 20 October 2013 - 12:40, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 12:20, said:

You better be afraid too, I'm sure i'll visit Singapore at some point .

Doesn't visiting Singapore warrant the death sentence?

They will blow up the plane he come with. Or whatever the hell he will use to get there Unless other pessengers hand over him, which I am certain they will do with pleasure

They don't blow up stuff in Singapore. They hang people. At dawn. At Changi Prison. On Fridays.

[Krieger22]

Explains why most Singaporean drivers here speed like there's no tomorrow.

[Destiny]

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 13:10, said:

General, on 20 October 2013 - 12:57, said:

CJ, on 20 October 2013 - 12:40, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 12:20, said:

You better be afraid too, I'm sure i'll visit Singapore at some point .

Doesn't visiting Singapore warrant the death sentence?

They will blow up the plane he come with. Or whatever the hell he will use to get there Unless other pessengers hand over him, which I am certain they will do with pleasure

They don't blow up stuff in Singapore. They hang people. At dawn. At Changi Prison. On Fridays.

Probably more than that.

[General]

Krieger22, on 20 October 2013 - 13:21, said:

Explains why most Singaporean drivers here speed like there's no tomorrow.

Because there is not... for them?

[Chyros]

Destiny, on 20 October 2013 - 13:47, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 13:10, said:

General, on 20 October 2013 - 12:57, said:

CJ, on 20 October 2013 - 12:40, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 12:20, said:

You better be afraid too, I'm sure i'll visit Singapore at some point .

Doesn't visiting Singapore warrant the death sentence?

They will blow up the plane he come with. Or whatever the hell he will use to get there Unless other pessengers hand over him, which I am certain they will do with pleasure

They don't blow up stuff in Singapore. They hang people. At dawn. At Changi Prison. On Fridays.

Probably more than that.

???

[Destiny]

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 14:14, said:

Destiny, on 20 October 2013 - 13:47, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 13:10, said:

General, on 20 October 2013 - 12:57, said:

CJ, on 20 October 2013 - 12:40, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 12:20, said:

You better be afraid too, I'm sure i'll visit Singapore at some point .

Doesn't visiting Singapore warrant the death sentence?

They will blow up the plane he come with. Or whatever the hell he will use to get there Unless other pessengers hand over him, which I am certain they will do with pleasure

They don't blow up stuff in Singapore. They hang people. At dawn. At Changi Prison. On Fridays.

Probably more than that.

???

Caning people, making them learn how to use computers and solder printed circuit boards, teaching them how to cook, teaching them how to cut hair for their fellow inmates, making them exercise daily...?

[Chyros]

Destiny, on 20 October 2013 - 14:25, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 14:14, said:

Destiny, on 20 October 2013 - 13:47, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 13:10, said:

General, on 20 October 2013 - 12:57, said:

CJ, on 20 October 2013 - 12:40, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 12:20, said:

You better be afraid too, I'm sure i'll visit Singapore at some point .

Doesn't visiting Singapore warrant the death sentence?

They will blow up the plane he come with. Or whatever the hell he will use to get there Unless other pessengers hand over him, which I am certain they will do with pleasure

They don't blow up stuff in Singapore. They hang people. At dawn. At Changi Prison. On Fridays.

Probably more than that.

???

Caning people, making them learn how to use computers and solder printed circuit boards, teaching them how to cook, teaching them how to cut hair for their fellow inmates, making them exercise daily...?

Ah yes, I see. Lovely.

[General]

- I am nervous.
- You need to relax...
- But how?!?
*Woman stares at man with naughty expression*
*Sounds of love...*

I fucking love porn scripts

[Destiny]

I'm leaning towards a more violent and explosive ending with assault rifles and tanks, General

[Chyros]

General, on 20 October 2013 - 14:40, said:

- I am nervous.
- You need to relax...
- But how?!?
*Woman stares at man with naughty expression*
*Sounds of love...*

I fucking love porn scripts

Hahaha I know a site that specialises in porn humour, they've got an excerpt of a ridiculously horrible Czech porn thing that makes way less sense than even that .

[General]

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 14:46, said:

General, on 20 October 2013 - 14:40, said:

- I am nervous.
- You need to relax...
- But how?!?
*Woman stares at man with naughty expression*
*Sounds of love...*

I fucking love porn scripts

Hahaha I know a site that specialises in porn humour, they've got an excerpt of a ridiculously horrible Czech porn thing that makes way less sense than even that .

Also I never get why its always the woman which starts the action on porn, while in reality it is exact opposite. There is like zero possibility woman will start it if she never do it with you before.

Perhaps it would be better if males start to fantasize about situations which have higher chance to be real.

Seriously I see no way that my hot neighbor will come and visit me with an extra sexy cloth to tell me to decrease the volume of the music and then suddenly confess how she dreams of me every night and then jump over me. Nah, won't happen, ever. Higher chance for me to going Mars in my lifetime No need to mention there are no such hot neighbors in middle-east

Edited by General, 20 October 2013 - 15:59.

[Destiny]

General, on 20 October 2013 - 15:57, said:

Chyros, on 20 October 2013 - 14:46, said:

General, on 20 October 2013 - 14:40, said:

- I am nervous. - You need to relax... - But how?!? *Woman stares at man with naughty expression* *Sounds of love...* I fucking love porn scripts

Hahaha I know a site that specialises in porn humour, they've got an excerpt of a ridiculously horrible Czech porn thing that makes way less sense than even that .

Also I never get why its always the woman which starts the action on porn, while in reality it is exact opposite. There is like zero possibility woman will start it if she never do it with you before. Perhaps it would be better if males start to fantasize about situations which have higher chance to be real. Seriously I see no way that my hot neighbor will come and visit me with an extra sexy cloth to tell me to decrease the volume of the music and then suddenly confess how she dreams of me every night and then jump over me. Nah, won't happen, ever. Higher chance for me to going Mars in my lifetime No need to mention there are no such hot neighbors in middle-east

The amount of militants and sand probably hides them too well.

[Chyros]

Retro goodness!

[TheDR]

Yeah!

[Genrail]

It has been a LONG time since I have been here....

[General]

Genrail, on 21 October 2013 - 02:37, said:

It has been a LONG time since I have been here....

You have 10 hours to specify why you have returned!

[Chyros]

TheDR, on 20 October 2013 - 23:29, said:

Yeah!

Doesn't sound anything like the one I know Oo .



God that game was hard .

[TheDR]

Chyros, on 21 October 2013 - 07:04, said:

TheDR, on 20 October 2013 - 23:29, said:

Yeah!

Doesn't sound anything like the one I know Oo .



God that game was hard .

Yeah, it was the Sega version. From what I've read the Amiga/Dos version didn't have music for the stages, while Sega one did.

[Destiny]

Hwa!