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[TheDR]

Roo pelt.

[General]

Destiny, on 29 May 2017 - 08:34, said:

But...they got ROADS, right? Asphalt...? Tar? Concrete?

You can't speed in a road where there is a risk of kangaroos jumping across the road every minute Thats the reason they put those bullbars as heavy as the rest of the car

Oh wait, what do i know, you should ask Major!

[Destiny]

Roo pelt road would be pretty nasty





...should mount sentry guns on top of vehicles that shoots roos the moment they enter the effective firing range near the road, eh?

[TheDR]

I feel this is quickly descending into Mad Max.

[Destiny]

Mad Engie!

[Major Fuckup]

Chyros, on 28 May 2017 - 11:12, said:

I thought you were a Holden bloke? Oo

I couldn't car about car fanatics anymore

[Major Fuckup]

General, on 29 May 2017 - 08:54, said:

Destiny, on 29 May 2017 - 08:34, said:

But...they got ROADS, right? Asphalt...? Tar? Concrete?

You can't speed in a road where there is a risk of kangaroos jumping across the road every minute Thats the reason they put those bullbars as heavy as the rest of the car

Oh wait, what do i know, you should ask Major!

[General]

TheDR, on 29 May 2017 - 09:45, said:

I feel this is quickly descending into Mad Max Straya.

Fix'd.

[Destiny]

Lucky the cyclist was wearing a helmet!

[Chyros]

Major Fuckup, on 29 May 2017 - 12:33, said:

General, on 29 May 2017 - 08:54, said:

Destiny, on 29 May 2017 - 08:34, said:

But...they got ROADS, right? Asphalt...? Tar? Concrete?

You can't speed in a road where there is a risk of kangaroos jumping across the road every minute Thats the reason they put those bullbars as heavy as the rest of the car

Oh wait, what do i know, you should ask Major!

I told you, you need to get rid of your wildlife! Wildlife doesn't belong in a civilised country!

Oh wait, it's Australia .

[General]

No such thing in the world. Did you mean Austria?

[Destiny]

D;

[Chyros]

General, on 29 May 2017 - 14:29, said:

No such thing in the world. Did you mean Austria?

It's located in a different dimension. It's a very hot dimension, with really weird creatures, including ones with hilarious accents.

[General]

Chyros, on 29 May 2017 - 14:46, said:

General, on 29 May 2017 - 14:29, said:

No such thing in the world. Did you mean Austria?

It's located in a different dimension. It's a very hot dimension, with really weird creatures, including ones with hilarious accents.

That sounds like Hell! Did i mean Killing Floor?

[Chyros]

ES Heating Error
ES Water Error
Mixer XX Overburdened

[Destiny]

I wanna fight in London, damn it! Tripwire!

I wanna fight in London, damn it! Tripwire!

[General]

Too soon mate.

[Chyros]

This type of simulation violin, is babies contact music enlightenment partner!

[General]

Chyros, on 30 May 2017 - 06:45, said:

This type of simulation violin, is babies contact music enlightenment partner!

Sounds like a perfect Engrish sentence

Try to speak their language, i bet they will laugh their ass off too

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Do not drink toilet water.

[General]

No shit.

[Chyros]

Step into the toilet beard know.

[Major Fuckup]

Chyros, on 29 May 2017 - 13:42, said:

Major Fuckup, on 29 May 2017 - 12:33, said:

General, on 29 May 2017 - 08:54, said:

Destiny, on 29 May 2017 - 08:34, said:

But...they got ROADS, right? Asphalt...? Tar? Concrete?

You can't speed in a road where there is a risk of kangaroos jumping across the road every minute Thats the reason they put those bullbars as heavy as the rest of the car

Oh wait, what do i know, you should ask Major!

I told you, you need to get rid of your wildlife! Wildlife doesn't belong in a civilised country!

Oh wait, it's Australia .

Yes, Australia..... Who wants to help me out by getting me to immigrate to where ever it is that Chyros lives so i can get all the help i need to get over the trauma of living here as well as sending poor old Chyros around the bend?

[General]

Major Fuckup, on 30 May 2017 - 11:54, said:

Yes, Australia..... Who wants to help me out by getting me to immigrate to where ever it is that Chyros lives so i can get all the help i need to get over the trauma of living here as well as sending poor old Chyros around the bend?

Believe me, you wouldn't like to live where he lives. Possibly the most boring country ever. Not even a real country, it is fake. They took it out of the sea, wasn't supposed to happen!

Edited by General, 30 May 2017 - 12:18.

[Chyros]

General, on 30 May 2017 - 12:16, said:

Major Fuckup, on 30 May 2017 - 11:54, said:

Yes, Australia..... Who wants to help me out by getting me to immigrate to where ever it is that Chyros lives so i can get all the help i need to get over the trauma of living here as well as sending poor old Chyros around the bend?

Believe me, you wouldn't like to live where he lives. Possibly the most boring country ever. Not even a real country, it is fake. They took it out of the sea, wasn't supposed to happen!

The countries that are most boring to visit are generally the best to live in .

Besides, we have all the best beer in the world .