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[General]

Morning!

[Chyros]

It is inadvisable to get killed.

[TheDR]

I'd say don't, but only if you really want to.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Agreed.

[General]

Chyros, on 08 February 2018 - 07:01, said:

It is inadvisable to get killed.

I highly recommend death at this point.

[Destiny]

o.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

^_o.

[Chyros]

Perfect description of God, based on his description in the Bible:

"Jealous and proud of it, a petty, unjust, unforgiving control freak, a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser, a misogynystic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Sounds about right.

[General]

Chyros, on 08 February 2018 - 16:00, said:

Perfect description of God, based on his description in the Bible:

"Jealous and proud of it, a petty, unjust, unforgiving control freak, a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser, a misogynystic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."

Here, a better description of God:

"God is the epitome of consciousness. Everything in the universe is part of that being. Every negative and positive characteristic of the universe is just part of his thought process"

You and everyone else is basically a mini-god. Observe your thoughts, see how violent it can get and perhaps how thoughtful and good it will be in another moment. If you kill someone, you become a killer, but that label can't stick to you forever and ever. People can change, so does the thoughts of God.

Also, any carnivore or omnivore has no right to talk about how horrible God is while they are munching on other life forms. (Including me )

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Too soon.

[General]

Too night gent

[TheDR]

Chyros, on 08 February 2018 - 16:00, said:

Perfect description of God, based on his description in the Bible:

"Jealous and proud of it, a petty, unjust, unforgiving control freak, a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser, a misogynystic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."

Spoiler

[Destiny]

God Save the Queen

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

OH SHI-

[General]

Yare yare...

[Chyros]

If you give them a nest with eggs, they won't like it!

[TheDR]

Tell them to take it!

[General]

Tell them!

[TheDR]

They won't

[Chyros]

Eat the eggs first!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

When life gives you eggs, make eggonade.

[General]

Something like that actually exists

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Oh surre.

[General]

Nani!?