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[General]

Chyros, on 06 April 2018 - 09:07, said:

General, on 06 April 2018 - 08:58, said:

You don't have to do it professionally. Just take a random documentary, preferably not done by high budget film-makers so they won't track you down And add your voice to it! Profanity is a must.
I am tired of listening to kind people narrating violent scenes in nature, i mean those animals tear each other apart ffs, and guy talks like it is a romance scene

Tbh there tend to be a fair few romance scenes in nature documentaries .

Hardcore sex and romance, two different things!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Now you tell me..

[General]

But what do i know, i am horrible at both. Women get so excited when we are at flirting phase, but they disappear after we fuck

[Chyros]

General, on 06 April 2018 - 12:47, said:

But what do i know, i am horrible at both. Women get so excited when we are at flirting phase, but they disappear after we fuck

Eh, are you sure you're doing the right things in bed?

[General]

Chyros, on 06 April 2018 - 12:51, said:

General, on 06 April 2018 - 12:47, said:

But what do i know, i am horrible at both. Women get so excited when we are at flirting phase, but they disappear after we fuck

Eh, are you sure you're doing the right things in bed?

Thats nonsense, women i dated were all leftists. They wouldn't like to do right things with me.

Funny though, the guy i experimented with long ago seemed to enjoy himself a lot, which is something didn't happen with the women. Except their fake expressions (which they think i don't notice or something )

Hmm, i think i noticed the reason why it always turn out the same. I have a masculine appearance and women tends to like that but i guess i lack that chemical composition, hormones or whatever, and they feel that. They always say the same thing anyway " it is something i can't point out, something physical but hard to explain"
Yeah...

Edited by General, 06 April 2018 - 13:27.

[Destiny]

The guy?

[Chyros]

General, on 06 April 2018 - 13:12, said:

Chyros, on 06 April 2018 - 12:51, said:

General, on 06 April 2018 - 12:47, said:

But what do i know, i am horrible at both. Women get so excited when we are at flirting phase, but they disappear after we fuck

Eh, are you sure you're doing the right things in bed?

Thats nonsense, women i dated were all leftists. They wouldn't like to do right things with me.

Funny though, the guy i experimented with long ago seemed to enjoy himself a lot, which is something didn't happen with the women. Except their fake expressions (which they think i don't notice or something )

Hmm, i think i noticed the reason why it always turn out the same. I have a masculine appearance and women tends to like that but i guess i lack that chemical composition, hormones or whatever, and they feel that. They always say the same thing anyway " it is something i can't point out, something physical but hard to explain"
Yeah...

Is that the way women complain about dick size maybe?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Oh snap!

[Chyros]

beer o'clock very soon!

[General]

Chyros, on 06 April 2018 - 14:12, said:

General, on 06 April 2018 - 13:12, said:

Chyros, on 06 April 2018 - 12:51, said:

General, on 06 April 2018 - 12:47, said:

But what do i know, i am horrible at both. Women get so excited when we are at flirting phase, but they disappear after we fuck

Eh, are you sure you're doing the right things in bed?

Thats nonsense, women i dated were all leftists. They wouldn't like to do right things with me.

Funny though, the guy i experimented with long ago seemed to enjoy himself a lot, which is something didn't happen with the women. Except their fake expressions (which they think i don't notice or something )

Hmm, i think i noticed the reason why it always turn out the same. I have a masculine appearance and women tends to like that but i guess i lack that chemical composition, hormones or whatever, and they feel that. They always say the same thing anyway " it is something i can't point out, something physical but hard to explain"
Yeah...

Is that the way women complain about dick size maybe?

I am quite well endoved. I do not have a monster cock no but it is a bit above average (depends on which country you are from, could be below average for Africans ) and has a really nice shape. I watched untold amount of porn in my youth years so i know mine is in a good shape

But of course i don't know about their ex, could be not good enough for them after what they got, who knows

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Oh surre.

[Liten]

Nah.

[TheDR]

Better ideas?

[General]

TheDR, on 06 April 2018 - 15:46, said:

Better ideas?

Yes. I'll wear a fancy hat next time, might solve all the issues.

[Liten]

Pimpin'.

[TheDR]

Wrong kind of hat.

[Liten]

It's honestly a really fancy type of hat.

[Destiny]

Flu

[General]

Destiny, on 06 April 2018 - 18:58, said:

Flu

Is not something a headshot can't solve.

[Chyros]

And during all that time, I never had the opportunity to spank your bottom.

[Liten]

No homosex in my safe space please.

[Chyros]

Liten, on 07 April 2018 - 10:26, said:

No homosex in my safe space please.

That's the best place to have homosex!

[Liten]

D:

[Chyros]

EVERYBODY GIT OFF'N THE STREET! THAR'S A'GONNA BE TROUBLE! JESSE JAMES AIMS TA BUY MAM'SELLE'S PERFUME DE PAREE SO'S HE CAN SMELL AS FEMININE AS--

Oops, sorry, the pages got stuck together.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

:c