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[TheDR]

I dreamt I collected a open COVID testing kit from a delivery driver at the front door.
It was stormy and strangely grounded for one of my dreams.

[General]

That was a prophetic dream. Obviously "The Lord" warnes you about the new impending Covid outbreak


Boston University researchers claim to have developed new, more lethal COVID strain in lab (fox29.com)

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[General]

WEN COVID %100 DEATH RATE VARIANT 0.95!?

[TheDR]

General, on 19 October 2022 - 08:09, said:

That was a prophetic dream. Obviously "The Lord" warnes you about the new impending Covid outbreak


Boston University researchers claim to have developed new, more lethal COVID strain in lab (fox29.com)

I don't refer to my landlord as 'the lord'.

Also... Maybe don't make biological weapons?

[Alias]

General, on 18 October 2022 - 16:06, said:

I'd shit my pants so bad the bear would run faster because of the smell

Yeah I dunno why people are scared of Australia, we have no land predators bigger than a small dog, bears/coyotes/mountain lions/whatever can and do actually kill people.

The animal with the largest human body count every year (more than all other animals/wildlife/spiders/snakes combined) is fucking horses of all things

Edited by Alias, 19 October 2022 - 09:39.

[TheDR]

I think Australia has more dangers in suburbs from the perceived threat of spiders ect.
American's biggest threat in suburbs is each other.

Horses are definitely underestimated. I'm surprised we ever domesticated them.

[General]

I'll domesticate you in a minute

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I'll domesticate you in a minute.

[Alias]

TheDR, on 19 October 2022 - 12:08, said:

I think Australia has more dangers in suburbs from the perceived threat of spiders ect.
American's biggest threat in suburbs is each other.

Horses are definitely underestimated. I'm surprised we ever domesticated them.

The last person to die here from a spider bite was in the 1970s, it's not really an issue tbh. Snakes are a lot more dangerous but also a lot less common, if you practice common sense (don't go into the long grass...) you will almost never see them.

I've lived in units the last 10 years and I've seen 0 spiders the entire time, and before when I lived in the suburbs close to the bush we had one venomous spider in 20 years, and maybe 2-3 huntsmans.

It's definitely a very 'perceived' thing

The other thing with snakes/spiders is they almost always will run away from you... unlike bears etc

[TheDR]

Or the police; they run at you too.

[Alias]

What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?

[TheDR]

Edger Wright collaborate with Pegg and Frost again!!!

[General]

So when can we expect a mediocre comedy from them again?

[TheDR]

[Chyros]

TheDR, on 19 October 2022 - 07:38, said:

I dreamt I collected a open COVID testing kit from a delivery driver at the front door.
It was stormy and strangely grounded for one of my dreams.

Heh, so even your dreams are now "it was a dark and stormy night...."?

Alias, on 19 October 2022 - 09:24, said:

General, on 18 October 2022 - 16:06, said:

I'd shit my pants so bad the bear would run faster because of the smell

Yeah I dunno why people are scared of Australia, we have no land predators bigger than a small dog, bears/coyotes/mountain lions/whatever can and do actually kill people.

The animal with the largest human body count every year (more than all other animals/wildlife/spiders/snakes combined) is fucking horses of all things

It's because your animals live in cities, and can get inside your homes. You don't have that with horses, bears, coyotes etc.

[General]

I'd rather have a coyote around than a poisonous spider

Also, coyotes are quite stupid. They try to go through paintings on walls and all.

Edited by General, 19 October 2022 - 14:45.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I'd rather have a coyote around than a non-poisonous spider.

[TheDR]

I'd rather have a poisonous coyote around than a coyote shaped spider.

[General]

I'd rather have a bear shaped spider around than a poisonous coyote.

Also:

[TheDR]

General, on 19 October 2022 - 15:40, said:

I'd rather have a bear shaped spider around than a poisonous coyote.

Wow, a relevant video to our madness.

[General]

That proves everything is scripted

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Everything is scripted in the office so I will send you the files by Monday next week. I will go to the park together with the half-height keys and the rest of the students to fill in the forms.

[General]

Send me the goddamn script right now motherfucker!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I'll send you the script later today and then you can have a look at the next page for the rest of the week. Its a bit rough but I think he was nice to me and I think Ms tanaka will come to school today to help me with the half-height keys.