326893 replies to this topic

[Chyros]

Building an airfield only provides airborne targets for my cats, general!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Aah, that's right, sit back and relax. Give my cats more time to work.

[General]

Let me drown your sorrows with a nice cat.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Out of cats General? Wanna borrow some?

[TheDR]

Cats won't save you, General. We'll find you.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Hmmm, that's a lot of cats, General. Think it'll be enough to calm the fear?

[General]

First all is silence, then...CAT!!! Ah, don't you just love it, General?

[Chyros]

China cannot be defeated by one cat!

[General]

I can't wait for your next cat... General, can we expect it today?

[Chyros]

Don't commit to a cat you can't support!

[TheDR]

Prepare yourself, General. You're about to be taught a lesson in cats.

[Destiny]

General, Colonel Cats is a bumbling fool!

[TheDR]

Red Cat! Capture that cat derrick!

[Chyros]

Oh look! I have a cat already for you!

[General]

Your weakness became obvious when i scanned your cats.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

You better bring a lot of cats with you, General.

[TheDR]

A cat silo? I would not have expected you to use cat radiation. Perhaps we could work together sometime? Hehehe.

[Chyros]

Cats away! Let's go hunt some dozers.

[TheDR]

I have captured your cat. Perhaps I will sell it, hahaha.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

General, you are no match for me. I own the cats.

[General]

Our cat factories are working hard to make more cats.Just for you, General!

[Chyros]

So many cats, so few buildings to capture, heheh.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Sorry for the delay, General. Just gathering my cats.

[Destiny]

*hums badly*, ♪ the cats bursting in air ♪... Heh heh heh


okay this is a bit mean

[General]

Jarmen Cat? All snipers beware, Jarmen Cat has entered the field.