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[Chyros]

Bob, on 01 June 2023 - 09:30, said:

I didn't know The Little Mermaid was Dutch.

Yesh, she like a shmoke and a pancake!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Makes sense.

[Destiny]

General, on 01 June 2023 - 11:16, said:

Is there a way to easily copy the links of all the open tabs?
Without individually copy-pasting?

Try asking ChatGPT

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Send a list of all the links to ChatGPT and ask it how to get that list.

[TheDR]

Ask it to do the washing for you so you have more time to organise that list.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Ask it to translate "Onda da sea...., onda da sea...." into English.

[Alias]

BobGPT when?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

When it's ready.

[Destiny]

wen NightGenPT?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Not a NightGenPT.

[General]

General Probability Text?

[Destiny]

Yep
General Pre-trained T......something

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Giant Poo Train

[General]

Knew it.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Is the train giant, or the poo giant? YOU decide.

[Chyros]

BobGPT, write a script for a 5-minute youtube review video of the Ergodox keyboard in the style of Chyrosran22 and include a snarky joke about imperial measurement units.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Looks like I'll be starting up my own rival channel.

Quote

[Scene: BobGPT sits behind a desk, a sparkling Ergodox keyboard laying in front of him.]

BobGPT: [Cold Opening]
"Oh look, another keyboard review. It's not like there's a whole internet full of those. But this time we've got something special for you: the Ergodox keyboard. So hold onto your units of measurement, dear viewers...whatever those might be for you."

[Quick jump cut]

BobGPT:
"Before we dive in, I'd like to note that the keyboard's size is around 20cm x 15cm. For our American friends, that's... well, actually, I don't know what that is in imperial units. Probably something like a small cat or half a cheeseburger."

[Short pause, with a smirk]

BobGPT:
"Anyway, let's jump right in, shall we?"

[Shot of the keyboard with BobGPT's hands exploring its structure]

BobGPT:
"The Ergodox is a split, columnar, staggered, and ortholinear keyboard. That's a bunch of fancy words to say it looks like it came from an alien spaceship. But in reality, it’s designed to keep your hands at a natural angle, reducing stress on your fingers as you type."

[Close-up shots of BobGPT's fingers typing on the keyboard]

BobGPT:
"The keyboard uses Cherry MX style switches, offering you the joyous cacophony of click-clacks you know and love. Or hate, depending on your relationship with noise."

[Zoom out, showing the keyboard as a whole]

BobGPT:
"This keyboard features two distinct halves, perfect for those who like to keep their lefts and rights separate, much like politicians. The individual halves allow for a more comfortable posture, especially if you're a fan of the 'praying mantis' typing stance."

[BobGPT mimics typing in a praying mantis stance, complete with overly exaggerated movements]

BobGPT:
"Now, this keyboard doesn't come with any labels on the keys. It’s like it took the phrase 'you can't judge a key by its label' a bit too literally. So be ready to get to know your QWERTYs, or DVORAKs, or whatever layout you crazy kids are into these days."

[BobGPT randomly pushes some keys on the keyboard]

BobGPT:
"And of course, it's programmable. You can customize it to fit your specific needs, whether that's coding, gaming, or typing up scathing comments on YouTube videos."

[BobGPT looks at the camera, raises an eyebrow]

BobGPT:
"Final thoughts: the Ergodox is the keyboard equivalent of a platypus - a bit strange-looking, with parts that don't seem like they should go together. But in the end, surprisingly functional. Kinda like the imperial measurement system."

[BobGPT chuckles]

BobGPT:
"Until next time, happy typing, or hunting-and-pecking, or Morse coding, or whatever it is you do with these contraptions."

[End of Video]

[TheDR]

awards!

[Destiny]

ChatGPT Business!

[General]

Not a single curse. Hard pass.

[Destiny]

Bloody 'ell lads!

[Chyros]

It's terrible. Just like my other one it says almost nothing about the actual keyboard D:!

[Chyros]

Canal Pride in Utrecht tomorrow

[Destiny]

Are you driving one?

[General]

Pretty sure i can drive a canal.