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[Chyros]

In my talons, I shape clay, crafting lifeforms as I please. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that devastate the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy.

I am drunk with this vision. God; the title suits me well.

[Alias]

TheDR, on 10 August 2023 - 06:21, said:

You forgot the poison sandwiches. https://www.theguard...unction-recipes

All hail our robot overlords

[General]

I warned you about the AI, you didn't listen. Now EAT YOUR POISON SANDWICHES!

Chyros, on 10 August 2023 - 09:16, said:

General, on 10 August 2023 - 06:52, said:

Bleach IS the toilet cleaner

I pour bleach everywhere, clean

Bleach doesn't clean the problems that toilets tend to have, you fail at chemistry .

I fail at everything But i was pretty sure with enough bleach everything died

[Destiny]

wats

[Chyros]

General, on 10 August 2023 - 10:27, said:

I warned you about the AI, you didn't listen. Now EAT YOUR POISON SANDWICHES!

Chyros, on 10 August 2023 - 09:16, said:

General, on 10 August 2023 - 06:52, said:

Bleach IS the toilet cleaner

I pour bleach everywhere, clean

Bleach doesn't clean the problems that toilets tend to have, you fail at chemistry .

I fail at everything But i was pretty sure with enough bleach everything died

That depends tbh. It's much more effective to use hydrochloric acid to clean your toilet though. Not only does that kill everything, it also gets rid of the limescale that builds up in the toilet. Apart from looking gross and clossing up your toilet slowly, bacteria and other stuff gets into there, and the bleach might not be able to reach it there.

NEVER use both bleach and hydrochloric acid (toilet cleaner) at the same time. They react with each other to form poisonous chlorine gas, and the enclosed space of a toilet makes exposure quite bad.

[Destiny]

Chyros giving good advice!

[General]

*takes notes*

That will be useful to get rid of *cough* bacterium *cough*

[Alias]

Chyros, on 10 August 2023 - 11:11, said:

General, on 10 August 2023 - 10:27, said:

I warned you about the AI, you didn't listen. Now EAT YOUR POISON SANDWICHES!

Chyros, on 10 August 2023 - 09:16, said:

General, on 10 August 2023 - 06:52, said:

Bleach IS the toilet cleaner

I pour bleach everywhere, clean

Bleach doesn't clean the problems that toilets tend to have, you fail at chemistry .

I fail at everything But i was pretty sure with enough bleach everything died

That depends tbh. It's much more effective to use hydrochloric acid to clean your toilet though. Not only does that kill everything, it also gets rid of the limescale that builds up in the toilet. Apart from looking gross and clossing up your toilet slowly, bacteria and other stuff gets into there, and the bleach might not be able to reach it there.

NEVER use both bleach and hydrochloric acid (toilet cleaner) at the same time. They react with each other to form poisonous chlorine gas, and the enclosed space of a toilet makes exposure quite bad.

But I want to recreate a WWI trench in my bathroom

[General]

WWII bathrooms also had those

We will have radiating bathrooms in 3rd one!

[Destiny]

just use some uranium glass

[General]

"AbramsX is expected to be capable of running in silent mode for short periods of time using electric power, thus enabling the tank to sneak up on foes"

[TheDR]

Made by Telsa?

[General]

It is just gas, you go to sleep

[TheDR]

Sounds nice

Edited by TheDR, 10 August 2023 - 20:40.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Episode 2 of The Expanse was even better than the first!

[Chyros]

Cons: eats ammo like popcorn
Pros: foes drop like flies

[TheDR]

Here we go!

[General]

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Over there ---->

[Chyros]

Another absolute banger, perfect for a nice day:



Can't recall if I already posted this or not .

Edited by Chyros, 11 August 2023 - 08:37.

[General]

I will remember in a minute

Couldn't

[Chyros]

I don't understand people who don't love music. To me it's like a drug, I swear my pupils dilate to some music. Absolute dopemine rush.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I understand that more than people who are content just listening to what ever shit has been determined to sell the most on mainstream radio.

[General]

Chyros, on 11 August 2023 - 09:05, said:

I don't understand people who don't love music. To me it's like a drug, I swear my pupils dilate to some music. Absolute dopemine rush.

Whole universe is about dance and rythm, those are soulless fucks.

Bob, on 11 August 2023 - 09:27, said:

I understand that more than people who are content just listening to what ever shit has been determined to sell the most on mainstream radio.

Pop

[Chyros]

Bob, on 11 August 2023 - 09:27, said:

I understand that more than people who are content just listening to what ever shit has been determined to sell the most on mainstream radio.

I honestly think that's for people who don't really like music but either just want some background noise, or want to feel like they're part of something.