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[General]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.

Edited by General, 11 February 2024 - 17:35.

[TheDR]

Eh, they'll die too because there is no one to turn them off and on again.

[General]

They are not toasters

[Chyros]

[TheDR]

Classic.

[Chyros]

Oh yeah, know that one, it's excellent .

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Now we know.

[General]

You laugh but i got fixed with homepathy

[Major Fuckup]

I'm not feeling all that great, I helped my boss get his kid out of the pond today after he fell through the ice.

[General]

Would you helped if he wasn't your boss' kid?

[Alias]

Chyros, on 11 February 2024 - 11:39, said:

You EAT that sutff?!

Carbs covered in fat covered in carbs covered in fat is an unassailable food type

[Chyros]

Alias, on 12 February 2024 - 06:28, said:

Chyros, on 11 February 2024 - 11:39, said:

You EAT that sutff?!

Carbs covered in fat covered in carbs covered in fat is an unassailable food type

Oh I'm sure it's got the calories .

However, I don't think I need to explain why chip butties are morally evil .

[General]

deep fried chips inside ekmek? fuck yes.

[Chyros]

General, on 12 February 2024 - 08:47, said:

deep fried chips inside ekmek? fuck yes.

not you too D:

[General]

it is not like i have a better option, i am poor

[Chyros]

Dude, I ate pancakes with jam yesterday, and basically the whole week before was only kroketten, the week before that was only toasty's. I didn't have to lower myself to chip butties >.> .

[General]

You are eating, that is low enough

[Chyros]

One of our students turns out to have scabies >.> .

[General]

Have you tried kindly asking him not to have that?

[Chyros]

They're at home, they'll have to stay away for a few weeks. So no.

[General]

Visit them in their place to say it?

[Destiny]

i havent eaten oh no

[Major Fuckup]

General, on 12 February 2024 - 05:02, said:

Would you helped if he wasn't your boss' kid?

Of course!

[Destiny]

Major Fuckup, on 12 February 2024 - 04:52, said:

I'm not feeling all that great, I helped my boss get his kid out of the pond today after he fell through the ice.

what the fuck

[TheDR]

I helped my boss fall in a pond today when his kid asked me.