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[retry_1]

*retry_1 has joined the game*
hops into a halo plane and encrcles the map waiting for a n00b to join my game

[Red_Leader]

joins game,

*brb*

walks away

[Jazz Man]

*Jazz man Enters battle as DOCTOR THRAX*
"Anthrax! dose a body bad!! "
*Deploys WarFactory and sends out his Toxin Tractors*
*Starts Building his Palace*

Edited by Jazz Man, 01 October 2005 - 03:39.

[retry_1]

still circles map in a halo plan while ordering my men around from the plane seed i have a sutible air fort and watches my feild of airfeilds grow

[renegade]

*joins the battle as general juhziz and makes lots of tunnels and stingers and makes a fully built base (no super weapons please) and then watches them fight*

[nexus1689]

jumps in as Gen Shi Tao the nuke and begins building his war factorys and produces a battalion of battlemasters very quicly and then my poropganda center is finished and creates nuke cannons and over lords and begins to roll towards jazz mans base

[Jazz Man]

*Finshs Building Palace*
*Build Stinger Sites and a Jarmen kell, and 3 hijackers*
*Deploys them in a Defesnive postion*
*Starts building a Scud Storm*

[CodeCat]

*Infects all of your computers with Windows XP*

(stupid music plays)

BOOOOOOOOMMMM

[moab_there_butt]

*ENTERS FIGHT AS NORMAL GLA JERMAN KELL*

ohh... crap... i forgot to get a command center and workers along with tanks.... at least im invisible...

maybe ill convert a dozer to my cause
i will allie with anyone

*sneakes into jazzman's palice and steals adv. sniper rifel and leaves 1500 bucks*

muhahahaha

*spots retry_1's plane and snipes out the pilot and watches retry_1 bale out*

muhahahahaha again

i will now fade into the shadows and not be seen by peaple... and things... and stuff... yha.

[Jazz Man]

*Finishs ScudStorm*
*Reinforced buildings
*Toxin Rockets
*Gamma Purchard.

[nexus1689]

my nuke cannons fire all in a single row BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM and raina fiery hell down on jazz mans newwly completed scud storm ...and its destroyed then my tanks rush his base going throught the buildings weavinb in and out destroying all int their path and blow his base up and then they rest gathering their strength and replenishing their numbers

[ultra1437]

*Ultra joins battle as Laser General*
*sets up War Factories and Airfields*
*Starts Building Strategy centre and 4 stealthfighters*
"Lasers Make Superior Weapons General"
*buys Laser Defences for aircraft*
*strategy centre completed and builds laser paladins*
"Lasers Will Keep It Clean"
Edit- "oh Black Lotus Could you Lend me Your Hacking Skills Please?"
*Black Lotus hacks ImmoMan's Computer and Installs Windows XP Nightmare Edition*

Edited by ultra1437, 04 November 2005 - 00:39.

[Jazz Man]

*Deploys Biobombs and damages tanks with armor eatting acid.
*Rebuilding scud storms
*Fortifed buildings..

[Deathstrike]

ultra1437, on Nov 4 2005, 02:37 AM, said:

*Ultra joins battle as Laser General*
*sets up War Factories and Airfields*
*Starts Building Strategy centre and 4 stealthfighters*
"Lasers Make Superior Weapons General"
*buys Laser Defences for aircraft*
*strategy centre completed and builds laser paladins*
"Lasers Will Keep It Clean"
Edit- "oh Black Lotus Could you Lend me Your Hacking Skills Please?"
*Black Lotus hacks ImmoMan's Computer and Installs Windows XP Nightmare Edition*

Ultra uses the Revive General's Power to resurrect a month-old thread

[ultra1437]

Deathstrike, on Nov 4 2005, 02:40 AM, said:

ultra1437, on Nov 4 2005, 02:37 AM, said:

*Ultra joins battle as Laser General*
*sets up War Factories and Airfields*
*Starts Building Strategy centre and 4 stealthfighters*
"Lasers Make Superior Weapons General"
*buys Laser Defences for aircraft*
*strategy centre completed and builds laser paladins*
"Lasers Will Keep It Clean"
Edit- "oh Black Lotus Could you Lend me Your Hacking Skills Please?"
*Black Lotus hacks ImmoMan's Computer and Installs Windows XP Nightmare Edition*

Ultra uses the Revive General's Power to resurrect a month-old thread

and yes i did. anywhoo,
*ImmoMan starts up his computer and BOOM!*
*ImmoMan is destroyed.*
*sets up 3 laser cannons and waits for them to load.
Makes stealthfighters attack random units on map.*

[Balougahfitz]

*Electrobomb as joined Generals Power side position at Rigley Air Base*

HAHAHA

*Sends SCHEWNTY BAGAZILLION planes out and destroys all tanks, vehicles, infantry, ponies, piles of marshmellows, and Superweapons*

Edited by Balougahfitz, 04 November 2005 - 21:27.

[ultra1437]

*sets up 5 rows of Laser defence turrets (W/ power required) before the planes get to my base*
all planes en route to my base (except mine ) are destroyed.

[Balougahfitz]

*goes into worldbuilder, and uses his ghey moding 'skillzzzz' to make SCHEVENTY-FOUR GABAZILLIONNADAGAHANADA!! planes invincible and all belong to Electrobomb*

*Send his fuckload of planes out and destroys every tank, vehicle, infantry, laser, missle, defence, superweapon, pony, car, and building except the player held buildings, then run away off map and remove all his AWESOME planes*

[ultra1437]

*goes into worldbuilder and makes all of my buildings invincible*
Let's see ya get outta this one!

[Jazz Man]

*Gose into world building, sets building invincible.

and builds 3 elite toxin tractors also invincible.

let the games begin..

[ultra1437]

*goes into worldbuilder and gives self 40 fab auroras, all invincible along with the corresponding airfields all invincible.*
"fuel air bombs armed and ready"
*sets toxin tractors back to uninvincible state and sends auroras after them.*

[Jazz Man]

*sets invincible on tracters


*Bans the use from worldbuilder from now on in this thread

[retry_1]

uses awesomezorz topic creator powers to find loophole in ban and turns everything back to normal and fixes loophole NOW NO WORLDBUILDER. then hacks into elecs airfeilds and controls his planes to defend his base from the toxin tractors sneraking up on his rear flank (welcome in advanve)

[ultra1437]

Hacks Everyones computers and installs Windows XP Nightmare Edition on them then shuts down and restarts them.
Guess what happens next?

[Kris]

i guess ZH got corrupted

*quickly reformats pc and reinstall ZH and*...*mods ZH to make a uber lord * mwaahahaahha