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#1 Waris

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 13:19

In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns YOU!!

#2 Amdrial

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 13:26

In Soviet Russia, Shockwave Pwns! (And where not :read:)

Edited by {LP}Admiral-(NL), 22 December 2006 - 13:27.

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#3 Sic

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 13:32

Government pwns all.
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#4 Waris

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 13:49

You guys completely miss the point here. :read:

Russian Reversal
A better Russian Reversal reference

"The general form of the Soviet Russia joke is that the subject and objects of a statement are reversed, and "In Soviet Russia," or something equivalent, is added. For example:

In the US, you can catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!"

Remember that the subject will, and must always be YOU!!












In Soviet Russia, point misses YOU!!

Edited by Waris, 22 December 2006 - 14:43.


#5 Hobbesy

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 18:08

Turn right at fork in road. In Soviet Russia, road forks you!

#6 Waris

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 18:10

In Soviet Russia, bug fixes YOU!!

#7 BillyChaka

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 20:30

In Soviet Russia, hooker pays you!


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#8 Soul

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 20:43

In Soviet Russia, Ho pimps you!
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#9 DreadNot

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 20:49

In Soviet Russia, victim rapes you!
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#10 Whitey

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 21:16

In soviet russia, language speaks you!

#11 Mathias

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 21:22

In soviet russia, shitty thread posts YOU!
Lifes a shit.. deal w/ it..its impossible to have a good day wow fuck this gay earth much??
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#12 Elezzzark

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 00:45

In Soviet Russia, Prostitute pay YOU!!!
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#13 Sic

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 00:48

In Soviet Russia , point gets YOU!!!
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#14 Waris

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 03:56

In Soviet Russia, waffles eats YOU!!

#15 Areze

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 03:57

In Soviet Russia, Children Molest YOU!!
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#16 Waris

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 04:18

In Soviet Russia, topic locks YOU!!

#17 DreadNot

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 05:40

In Soviet Russia, music downloads you!
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#18 Waris

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 05:58

In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!

#19 Foxhound

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 06:34

In America, you moniter TV.
In Soviet Russia, TV monitors YOU.

Another Yakov Smirnoff act was to have confusion over things Americans say or do.
America, what a country!
They fire warning shots!
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#20 Waris

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 06:37

In America, you hunt games.

In Soviet Union, games hunt YOU!!

#21 DreadNot

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 06:48

In Soviet Russia, kidnappers escape you!
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#22 striker26

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 07:27

in soviet russia, its MY MOMMA!
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#23 Waris

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 07:28

View Poststriker26, on 23 Dec 2006, 15:27, said:

in soviet russia, its MY MOMMA!

In Soviet Russia, post quotes YOU!!

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 11:49

In soviet russia, Book reads you!!
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#25 DreadNot

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 17:25

In Soviet Russia, music listens to you!
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