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[Rai]

Wish granted! But first you must grope someone...
I wish for millions of dollars.

[Destiny]

Wish granted, you are granted:


I wish for the annihilation of this universe.

[G-sus]

granted. however, it respawns, which creates a timeloop. so you´ll never know that something actually happened...

i wish for a buddistic sandwich ("one with everything" )...

[Silence]

Granted but the Buddistic Sandwich refused to be eaten and bombard itself

I wish for a llama....with Hello kitty Mask...

[Destiny]

Granted, however a moose chases it away.

I wish for something.

[Rai]

Wish granted! 4 + 4 = 8. Its sum-thing right, Destiny?
I wish for Papaya Herbal medicines...

[Destiny]

Granted, but your Papayas transform into Garlic D:

[Rai]

Your wish little boy?

[Destiny]

Wish granted, I wish for ­

[Rai]

Wish granted! But it got large and turns to a monster and scratches you! (what? its just originality, because most people here say eat you...)
I wish for forum domination!

[Destiny]

Granted, but Dauth, Chyros and The DR redominate it.

I wish for

[Rai]

Wish granted! And now it backstabbed you.
I wish for cream pie.

[WNxMastrefubu]

wish granted but its SHAVING CREAM

i wish for the 2nd coming of diji

[Destiny]

Granted, but it fails epicly due to communication errors.

I wish for Zen!

[Rai]

Wish granted! You are now in Zhen's house.
I wish for Juggernaut.

[Comrade Sanders]

granted, a cosmonaut goes into your house and hits you upside the head with a ceramic jug.

i wish for a citrus cannon. (the lemon launcher from zero punctuation.)

[Destiny]

Granted, you are now Orange.

I wish for...the beginning of the end.

[Comrade Sanders]

granted, you walk right into a doorway with a brick wall behind it.

i wish i can speak and understand German dialect.

[Destiny]

Granted, however you encounter a language barrier.

I wish for the end of the beginnning.

[Rai]

Wish granted! However you wished that wish when the beginning has begun!
I wish Destiny has a ginger wig.

[Destiny]

Granted, I have destined you to wear a wig made of compressed ginger, however Fate intervened, and you instead wear a ginger-afro.

I wish to shoot down something from the sky.

[Rai]

Wish granted! You almost shoot a rabbit out of the sky.
I wish to rule the world!

Edited by Papaya Master Rai, 31 March 2009 - 11:07.

[Destiny]

Wish granted, you rule a world. A World...in your nightmares.

I wish to get pounced on by a Hunter.

[SorataZ]

Wish granted, Hunting season opened. However, you are not pounced.
I wish for a catgirl maid to serve me.

[Silence]

Granted, but it seems that your allergic to fur.

I wish for Salmonella filled M&M's