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[Sgt. Nuker]

*Notices Boidy would prefer to be left to his own devices*

*Finishes drink*

*Gets up from table, pushes in chair and exits the establishment and all manner of madness*

[Alie]

ailestrike does a barrel roll

[Teukka]

*steps into the bar, just in time to see ailestrike failing the barrel roll and crashland on the floor*

*orders the usual vodka with coke*

*waits for his drink and evades couple of unidentified flying bottles and other objects*

*gets his drink and walks to jukebox*

*tries to stop Boiby's awful jazz moaning and replace it with some good old "Sielun Veljet's" punkrock but can't find any such song*

*gets pissed, sips his drink and throws the rest of it at the bartender and shouts that: "This bar sucks!"*

*walks to door, kicking the couple of passed out drunkards out of his way*

*gets to the door, turns back to bar and flips the finger*

*exits and goes to work*

[Whitey]

*removes from its holster a silenced Mark 23 (civilian model) with a LAM unit, steps outside, and targets Teukka*
*squeezes trigger, the bullet cutting a neat, clean slit in Teukka's left pant leg*
*returns to bar to listen to more jazz music*

Edited by Boidy, 30 October 2007 - 04:55.

[Foxhound]

*pulls out a P-90 and does a matrix flip off the bar, shooting a dart board, only occasionally turning the gun to shoot people's drinks out *

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*returns from hell to do the dark Lord's bidding...*

*Steals foxhound's guitar and takes it back with him to hell...*

*Satan is pleased, and gives him a holy Vodka bottle to crush his enemies with*

*slowly ascends to the bar area...*

Edited by PEDOBEAR, 30 October 2007 - 07:15.

[TheDR]

*gets out 2 psps*

co-op metal slug anyone?

[Corrino and the Maiden]

*after counselling the devil and his wife in one of their usual marrige counselling seminars, finds out that "PEDOBEAR" was here*

*returns to bar to see very little bar fighting going on, hence orders one of Australia's famous Foster's bear keg's *

Edited by Emperor Corrino, 30 October 2007 - 09:25.

[Wizard]

*Walks in to find Emperor Corino drinking one of the worst lagers on the planet*

*Runs down to the cellar, grabs said evil keg and tries to hurl it out window, only to see it slip pathetically out his fingers and crush one of The Dr.'s PSPs*

*Sorry!*

[Hobbesy]

*Turrets go crazy and make everyone into swiss cheese.*

"Hmmm how sad, no survivors"

*Exits bar while stepping over mangled bodies*

Looks like you can't kill me now that I am gone.

Edited by Høbbês 1098, 30 October 2007 - 23:14.

[Whitey]

And with that I deem this thread fail.

[Hobbesy]

Well now that everyone is riddled with holes.

[Corrino and the Maiden]

*myself and i assume so the wizardofnoz, walk up from the cellar, Corrino looks confused to see bodies all over the place, sits back down at the bar counter and insteed orders a nice cooling pub-squash

Edited by Emperor Corrino, 31 October 2007 - 02:59.

[Kyouko]

*Iron/Funky Golems Corpse explodes releasing fleash eating deasease*

[Hobbesy]

*Turrets reactivate and kill everyone else in the room*

[TheDR]

* the turrets go off continually, so i invite everybody to the pub across the street and this pub has anti turret emp turrets*

Edited by The Dr, 31 October 2007 - 11:38.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Feels glad he left the bar yesterday*

[E.V.E.]

*Turns on TV, watches the News, goes *

- E.V.E.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Knocks on door and asks to join E.V.E.*

*Promises and delivers a case of vodka*

*Waits patiently for a response*

[nova]

comes in and sits down too young to drink
turns around and acidently nocks aliestrick out

Edited by nova, 31 October 2007 - 16:44.

[Reaper94]

*jumps in a peel p50 and tries to drive thru bar like Jeremy Clarkson*
*jumps out after failing*
*Makes an army of 100 Enforcer Tanks force fire blob mode on bar*
*considers headshotting Major Nuker then sees the tag and re=thinks*

Edited by Rabid Dawg, 31 October 2007 - 18:07.

[Rayburn]

Rabid Dawg, on 31 Oct 2007, 19:05, said:

*jumps in a peel p50 and tries to drive thru bar like Jeremy Clarkson*

Top Gear FTW!

[Nid]

*Crashes car through wall and then explans to news crews that it was all like "WOOOOOAAHHH"*
*gets out of car and gets hit on head by flying vodka bottle.*
*Gives PEDOBEAR Evil looks, walks up to PEDOBEAR and steals his shine* (<---as seen in my signature)
*runs away frantically and hits head on bar*
*falls on floor... Unconcious*

[Lord Atlantis]

*realizes that the whole bar is totalled. Goes and finds Nuker waiting outside EVE's place, asks if I may join him, and brings Mountain Dew's*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Lets Atlantis know it's fine, but it's ultimately up to E.V.E. if we're invited*

*Chills with Atlantis*