*Rolls up in AA Tank*
Well, lookie here, a Raptor! *Evil Smile* Take them out of the Sky! *Fires Flak on ΓΛPΤΘΓ*
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The Airplane Thread
Started By Ghostrider, Dec 04 2008 19:46
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Posted 17 March 2009 - 19:23
Kyle Carter said:
Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 05:08
A-not-very-sentient-computer-of-the-plane: Caution, caution, caution. All passengers, please strap yourselves in. We are currently experiencing heavy flak fire and ¤ó6╕51º3ó8↨3"10ƒ68┴┤4P41@6¶4î╠,⌠6$1¼3ù#41╚38♦∟⌠+6"°2465♦≥46²₧4265°h╔`468¿1860╚48MN31╝pM<8↨231Y╛Z♠--- *Static*
*Flips another page and blinks* ...
*Flips another page and blinks* ...
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 05:30
Uh we've been hit! Passengers wear your seatbelt and duck under the cover and shoot the Hijacker immediately. We are crashing to the Potomac River! *airplane disappears and reappears to another location near kenya* HELP! Someone is taking me hostage!
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 06:03
Papaya boy is taken hostage! Who vote we go rescue him?
*no one raises hand*
Looks like he has to fend for himself then.
*no one raises hand*
Looks like he has to fend for himself then.
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 06:07
MEDIC! He slashed my throat!
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 06:37
*Flips a page and blinks, still in the Flight engineer's seat in the cockpit* ...
*The plane's engine sputters*
*The plane's engine sputters*
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 08:09
*stands up, pulls pants down and starts to take a leak in the aisle of the airplane* Hey, this is better than shitting in your chimney.
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 13:41
Ultimentra is right though...*dies from lack of blood from the slashing of my throat.*
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 16:29
*Flips another page and blinks, still in the flight engineer seat*
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 16:42
مرحبا
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 16:46
*Flips a page and blinks* ...
Computer: Welcome back, Scope. Yea, welcome, you said, didn't you? You posted Welcome, damn it.
Computer: Welcome back, Scope. Yea, welcome, you said, didn't you? You posted Welcome, damn it.
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 04:10
Where are the flight attendants!? D:
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 06:22
*Flips another page and blinks*
Computer: You mean those flirty girls with tight clothing and push around carts with food and drinks? Forget it, dude.
Computer: You mean those flirty girls with tight clothing and push around carts with food and drinks? Forget it, dude.
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 06:26
Oh is that so...well in that case here's a new book to read Destiny! 
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:32
*Flips a page and blinks* ... *Continues reading the same book*
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 14:20
*Flips a page and blinks* ...
Computer: What is with that jet flying circles around me? Damn, I'm outclassed, bad. Wish they'd upgrade me.
Computer: What is with that jet flying circles around me? Damn, I'm outclassed, bad. Wish they'd upgrade me.
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 21:47
*Throws some nitro fuel in the fuel tank*
*Installs afterburners to the engines*
Let'er rip!
*Installs afterburners to the engines*
Let'er rip!
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 21:57
*Flips a page and blinks* ...
Computer: Hey Scope, what're think you're doin' to mah enginez?!
Computer 2: Caution. Unexpected acceleration of aircraft is in effect. Caution.
Computer: Hey Scope, what're think you're doin' to mah enginez?!
Computer 2: Caution. Unexpected acceleration of aircraft is in effect. Caution.
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 22:07
*hacks computer with PERL and replaces with a druggy's voice*
LULz
LULz
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 22:09
*Stare at the strange upgraded aircraft, activated weapons system incase of a .... Fire...*
Awesome radio
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19:44 - Chyros: I'm very harmless
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 22:22
*Slaps the people staring at Raptor's sig*
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 22:32
*Flips a page and blinks* ...
Someone: *Gets slapped* I was looking at the skirt, I didn't stare!
Someone: *Gets slapped* I was looking at the skirt, I didn't stare!
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Posted 20 March 2009 - 00:10
*installs Proton Collider cannons on starboard side of aircraft*
*destroys the AA Tank*
*destroys the AA Tank*
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