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[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...

Computer: Now, don't have dirty thoughts and stuff you won't get hurt, okay? Good.

*Flips a page and blinks* ...

Computer: Well, not like getting impaled by multiple spear-like objects would kill you nor would catching a bullet with your bare hand would bother you, sigh.

*Flips a page and blinks*

Computer: ...anyway. Papaya, what's the status?

[Rai]

Destiny were on the 30,000 altitude level and were experiencing a minor turbulance created by Japanese Airlines Flight 869.

Edited by Papaya Master Rai, 23 March 2009 - 13:46.

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...


Computer: I see. Damn it, I wish Raptor was here. He'd block that katana attack and such...sigh. What a golden opportunity to grope was missed.

[Rai]

*reads ghost story book, drives plane, and smiles*

[Rai]

*reads ghost story book, drives plane, and smiles*

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...

Computer: Doppelganger PAPAYA! ELIMINATE!

[SorataZ]

*takes the bowl with german eiersalat* yummy

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks*

[SorataZ]

*reaches Leila some german eiersalat* Here honey - Thank you Kamui

[Admiral FCS]

Papaya Master Rai, on 22 Mar 2009, 20:50, said:

I'm a live! Thanks Scope! Now back to business.
*adds laser turrets around the plane, with ECM upgrades, annahilate FCS' robots and calls in a squadron of UFOs to vaporize ammunition and weaponry depots of FCS' arsennal*














*drives plane around Cambodia and reads another ghost story book...and smiles*

Oh, please, all the Alpha Quadrants civilizations' starships has their engine and warp signatures registered on every Federation database, there are no UFOs, only Federation, Klingon, Romulan, Vulcan, Andorian, Tholian, Denobulan, Ferengi and some other two thousand warp signatures to remember. Also remember, the primitive mechanism you are referring as "robots" are already two to three centuries obsolete. Lt.Cmdr. Data alone can fight off an infinite amount of these primitive mechanisms.

Also, may I remind you, that your 21st century weapon can barely scratch a subatomic nucleus off a starship. And, although we do have armory, it only stores phasers, and there are no "live ammunitions". If you are referring to a torpedo bay, a level 8 or higher security clearance is required. Even if you do manages to enter the torpedo bay unconventionally, the force fields can fend off about 5 Isotons of explosives, and the torpedos are designed to completely disable itself when an unconventional entry to the torpedo bay is detected, and of course, I really do not see the possibility of one man removing around ten thousand sensors in a starship in red alert.

So, please, if you are trying to make the Federation an enemy, please do it the 24th century's way.

*Taps combadge*

Captain, we might need some help here; the atmospheric craft I am currently on has some aerodynamically unfit designs added, request shuttle support to vaporize these modules.

*Shuttles vaporizes the aerodynamical obstructions*

*Vaporizes all the aerodynamically unsuitable designs*
*Vaporizes Papaya*

[SorataZ]

No, not papaya again.

[BeefJeRKy]

*papaya rematerializes as a quantum being with the ability to rearrange all manner of subatomic particle*
Dr. Tao has arrived!

[SorataZ]

why not just revive him the old-school way with holy magic? *revives papaya*

[BeefJeRKy]

*un-revives Kamuik*

[Admiral FCS]

Due to the popular demand of reviving the unidentified pilot who almost killed Lt. Hawk, the captain forbiddens me from vaporizing the pilot any further (Codename Papaya). However, I still have keep rights to remove any aerodynamical obstacles without a permission from the pilot.

That is all.

[Rai]

Hi folks! This is your captain speaking. Due to the agreement, Lt. Cmdr. Tang is now my co-pilot on this plane. And now off we go to California. And also we will be eating at 3:00 pm.













*reads ghost story book and smiles*

[Admiral FCS]

May I remind you that although these 21st century aircrafts are able to fly themselves, not concentrating on flying the aircraft while not setting the autopilot on is still dangerous.

[Rai]

You are in charge FCS. I kept driving this plane for days now. And I'm resting. I hope you understand.

[Admiral FCS]

I see.

*Taps combadge*

Captain, am I authorized to modify this aircraft to a more advanced prespective? Permission granted? Roger. Out.

*Installs a warp core for the basic need of a main computer*
*Since the hull is not made of Duranium, it starts to lose structral integrity at subatomic level*

[Rai]

Well then. Good job FCS. Now I'll go back to my personal room. Ok see you later.

[Admiral FCS]

*Structural integrity at 50 percent and dropping*
*The storage area containing foods is breached*
*Loose hull pieces struck the horizontal stabilizer*
*Pitch control offline*
*Airplane on a 30 degree angle upward*

[Rai]

What is that commotion outside? Oh well FCS is quite doing a godd job here.












*dances papaya, reads ghost story and smiles*

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...

Computer: Hey, I'm gonna shut down that warp drive if you're attempting to blow me up...

*The plane begins to regain structural integrity for no reason*

Computer: Hey, what're you up to?

*Flips a page and blinks* ...

[Rai]

FCS is sleeping! *puts FCS on his bed, drives the plane, pulls it out from its dive, reads book and smiles*
Hey Folks! Breakfast is served!

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...