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[Hobbesy]

*Sneaks up and beats Scope with a lead pipe*

*Pushes Scope's dead body out of the plane*

Well then, there's one problem eliminated.

*Escapes the plane with a parachute, safely landing on the ground and over a mile away*

Edited by Høbbesy, 21 March 2009 - 02:48.

[Rai]

Everybody! This is your captain speaking. Well unfortunately our hero and savior Scope died recently. And he's body was dumped outside the plane by a mysterious person named Hobbesy. Well and also I would like to inform everyone that we are going to Russia! Thank you all for listening. Bye!













*continues to read ghost stories while driving the plane to Russia*

[Admiral FCS]

*Breaches*

This is Security Team of USS Fallout NCC-1337. Unidentified pilot, drop your weapons, leave the helm console, and prepare to be stunned.

*Grabs Papaya*
*Stuns Papaya*
*Gets someone to watch over Papaya with a phaser*
*Locks the bridge cockpit*

Mr. Hawk, the bridge cockpit is cleared. You can re-assume your role as Fallout's helmsman.

*Lt. Hawk sits down*
*Lt. Hawk pilots USS Fallout towards Utopia Planitia*

Security team here, captain. We've managed to re-take control of the helm console... for the time being.

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks, ignoring the commotion while sitting in the flight engineer's seat in the cockpit* ... *Flips a page and blinks* ... *Flips page and blinks* ...

[Admiral FCS]

*Taps Combadge*
Engineering, this is Lt.Cmdr Tang, we are ascending, prepare to shut down atmospheric drive and engage impulse engine on Lt. Hawk's count. Security team out.

*Taps Combadge twice*
Captain, this is Lt.Cmdr Tang. We are ascending, and will arrive at Utopia Planitia inside three replies. Security team out.

[Kaido]

*Builds Sentry In The Plane*

[Rai]

LET ME GO! I am a professional captain of aviation and this is how you treat me? D:












*reads ghost story No. 2 and smiles*

[Admiral FCS]

Mr. Duovani, although you are an experienced Atmospheric pilot, we are going to travel through the void, or space, which requires a certification of graduation from Starship Maneuver Division, Starfleet Academy, which Lt. Hawk possesses. We will beam you to the nearest Federation penal camp, and relax, the Federation does not execute people.

*Beams Mr. Duovani off USS Fallout, into Federation Penal Camp 001: New Zealand*

[Rai]

D:
Off topic: Well then Mr. David...let me guess you copy pasta'd my about me page haven't ya?
On topic: Ok thanks! *relaxes at the federation penal camp, while reading Ghost Story No. 2*

[Admiral FCS]

Papaya Master Rai, on 20 Mar 2009, 23:15, said:

D:
Off topic: Well then Mr. David(Lt.Cmdr Tang, if you please)...let me guess you copy pasta'd my about me page haven't ya? (No)
On topic: Ok thanks! *relaxes at the federation penal camp, while reading Ghost Story No. 2*

Mr. Duovani, you are required to help recrystallize Dilithium and concentrate raw Deuterium and Deuranium, and possibly Sirillium, not sitting on the ground, reading using the rather primitive method of book. Although we do not execute people in Federation, we do need the prisoners to stay on task while in a penal camp.

*Guards with Phaser Type 3 walks in*

Now would you please get on task please, a Phaser Rifle's stun power is much greater than a Phaser Pistol's stun power, and serious nausea conditions could happen, and may I remind you, our EMH Mk5 Prototype doesn't have a really good manner being a doctor.

[Rai]

Yes Lt. Cmdr. Tang! I'll obey the assigned task that was given to me.
*does the asigned task, while reading ghost story*
*2 days later...*
Lt. Cmdr. Tang I'm done!

[Admiral FCS]

Papaya Master Rai, on 20 Mar 2009, 23:25, said:

Yes Lt. Cmdr. Tang! I'll obey the assigned task that was given to me.
*does the asigned task, while reading ghost story*
*2 days later...*
Lt. Cmdr. Tang I'm done!

This is the last warning, please stay on task and do nothing else while on it, and do read your safety manual before proceeding, because from what the doctor can tell, you are being poisoned by Dilithium radiation. Although not as lethal as Theta radiation, death could happen without proper EV suits on or without a proper level 6 force field around Dilithiums.

Also, it would take maybe well over a year if you do it alone, which we might consider.

*Phaser rifles heating up*

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...


*For no reason, Papaya materializes in the cabin*

[Rai]

*escapes from the Federation Penal Camp, due to its strict rules and appears back to the plane*













*reads ghost story and kills the one that drives the plane and put aluminum foil around the plane and puts an invisible ability button activates* "Well that should take those people from finding our plane. Well everyone lets get down to business...

[BeefJeRKy]

*crawls out of the ground as a Smoker behind Hobbes*
*shoots out tongue to Hobbes*
*the plane flies overhead*

[JJ]

DAMNIT SMOKER!

*fires potato gun*

[Rai]

Which of you ate terorists!?
*starts firing high calibred papaya seeds*












*reads ghost story no.3 and smiles*

[Liten]

*Wakes up, but gets another potato in the head*

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks*

[Admiral FCS]

Security breach! Captain, this is Lt.Cmdr. Tang, the unidentified 21st century pilot has shot Lt. Hawk! We are returning fire!

*Sets phaser to Max. Level*
*Shoots Papaya in the face*

Tang here, captain. The unidentified pilot is persuamely dead. The pilot has activated a primitive form of stealth, which should only prevent the 21st century AA weapons from destroying this ship. We need your permission to disable the system. Granted? Yes, captain.

*An away team starts to remove the primitive stealth technology*

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...



Computer: I wonder how my cockpit is large enough to accomodate so many people, eh.

[Hobbesy]

Scope, on 21 Mar 2009, 3:03, said:

*crawls out of the ground as a Smoker behind Hobbes*
*shoots out tongue to Hobbes*
*the plane flies overhead*

*Cuts off his tongue with a pocket knife*

*Disembowels Scope*

*Straightens tie and walks off*

[Admiral FCS]

Captain, the EMH has revived Lt. Hawk, and we are en route to Utopia Planitia again. Permission to remove any unnecessary personeel out of the bridge cockpit? Granted? Yes, captain.

*Everyone except himself and Lt. Hawk is out of the cockpit*

[Rai]

*phew* Good thing that was a decoy plane or we end up getting captured and tortured. Well everyone we are safe! Now were going to...Kenya!













*reads book and activates stealth technology, puts aluminum foil around plane and smiles*

Edited by Papaya Master Rai, 22 March 2009 - 03:23.

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks, still in the flight engineer's seat in the cockpit* ... *Flips a page and blinks* ...


Computer: <Custom title avaliable>