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#1 Mr. Mylo

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 18:24

Hello and welcome back to the first Shockwäve update this year.

In this Update you get introduced to two new USA tanks.


TOWNES NEW LASER CRUSADER²
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So I’m in Chicago PHOTONLASER CANNON on a business trip and TOWNES I’m getting email about Shockwave Energy Coffee. Yes, I have a real job. I tried Shockwave Sugar Free awhile ago so I’m expecting another canned energy drink, maybe one that will compete with the Rockstar Roasted and Java Monsters. So I head off to MORE ARMOR Speedway SuperAmerica to see if I can find the drink and all I see the sign in the USA window. So the Shockwave Energy Coffee is some spruced up coffee brew they have. All I have is my camera phone so that’s why the picture kind of sucks, but it looked a lot worse before I LESS SPEED photoshopped it. Inside Speedway there’s a distinct coffee area and sure enough there’s coffee pots with blue tint (although they don’t look as cool as the one in my picture).

The coffee USA looks like any other coffee you would find with some dark brown color and of course it smells like coffee roast. The flavor is strong for coffee, although I’m not much of a coffee drinker. It’s definitely more bitter than Monster Big Black and that’s after I’ve put in some creamer and sugar. So if you’re trying this expect a strong coffee flavor with some bitterness.

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Of course like any AMPHIBIOUS real coffee VANILLA USA you’re going to get a nice caffeine rush. TRANSPORT ABILITY But I didn’t know what to expect. There’s no listing of ingredients like there are on an energy can, so I can’t tell if there’s taurine, B Vitamins, ginseng or anything else sprucing Shockwave Coffee up. As I result SLOWER I’m wondering how big the kick is going to be. About 45 minutes after finishing the cup I started to get real jittery, USA definitely more than with a normal coffee. I swear I couldn’t stop my foot from tapping. One thing Shockwave Energy Coffee definitely did though was perk me up. I was up big time with LESS ARMORmy eyes so wide open and my head screamingly clear. This is like power coffee. I kept my caffeine rush on for a few hours before a screaming caffeine crash that left me nearly delirious. It’s like drinking a normal coffee first thing in the morning MORE EXPENSIVE and then coming down from the caffeine, but magnified three times. I still didn’t know what was in Shockwave Coffee so I emailed the marketing department at Speedway SuperAmerica. They were really friendly and got back to me within 3 hours. They claim that Shockwave Coffee has the same ingredients as their other coffee blends, but with a higher caffeine content. There’s no other added ingredients like taurine, ginseng, etc.

DISCUSS THE NEW UPDATE HERE: SHOCKWÄVE DISCUSSION CHANNEL



Mr.Mylo signing out

Edited by Mr. Mylo, 13 January 2009 - 18:34.

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#2 Pav:3d

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 18:46

WTF but kewl

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#3 Nid

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 19:33

I can't remember the mod but I remember suggesting the Barrel on that Laser Crusader on MGS.
What did you do to the rest of the tank though?!?! D:

Paladin looks more like a rock as well.
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#4 MR.Kim

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 19:34

Wat? :mad:

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 19:42

Not cool man, I thought this was actually a real update for Shockwave. :mad:

Speaking of which... *HINT HINT*
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 20:57

MADE IN OO ES AH
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 21:01

What's this blasphemy!? I see Tanks but all I hear is Coffee!

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 21:08

View PostNergiZed, on 13 Jan 2009, 22:01, said:

What's this blasphemy!? I see Tanks but all I hear is Coffee!


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View PostNidmeister, on 13 Jan 2009, 20:33, said:

I can't remember the mod but I remember suggesting the Barrel on that Laser Crusader on MGS.
What did you do to the rest of the tank though?!?! D:

Paladin looks more like a rock as well.


It was a never released model of Untitled because of a longer story.

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#9 Stinger

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 02:39

This is one of the weirdest threads I have seen on FS.

The mind boggles. :mad:

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 02:51

The main idea of it was to get more people on the IRC.

Looks like you failed, Mylo. :(

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 15:12

View PostNergiZed, on 13 Jan 2009, 21:01, said:

What's this blasphemy!? I see Tanks but all I hear is Coffee!


Tea?
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#12 Zeke

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 12:41

*pelts Mylo with rotten tomatoes*

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 12:45

From CnC Untitled to you!
Soon in your battlefield general! Really soon! 8|
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#14 Dauth

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 12:52

Good to see more of CCU, hows it going?

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 12:56

we're doing ok 8|

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 13:22

You got some pretty cool coffee there 8|

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