Major Nuker zegt (23:24):
Good godth man
Strategia zegt (23:24):
ello : )
Major Nuker zegt (23:24):
you're one funneh man
Strategia zegt (23:24):
the Igor thing?
Major Nuker zegt (23:25):
yarr
Major Nuker zegt (23:25):
that wath hilariouth
Strategia zegt (23:25):
indeed, it wath quite amuthing, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:25):
Ii
Major Nuker zegt (23:25):
*Oo
Strategia zegt (23:25):
and if I may be tho free
Major Nuker zegt (23:25):
I am not your mathter
Strategia zegt (23:26):
might I recommend Terry Pratchett's The Fifth Elephant?
Strategia zegt (23:26):
it wath one of the betht bookth I have ever read
Major Nuker zegt (23:26):
I saw that you jutht read it
Strategia zegt (23:26):
yeth, that ith right
Major Nuker zegt (23:26):
ZP
Major Nuker zegt (23:26):
oh thith ith great
Major Nuker zegt (23:27):
DETHROY DA ENGLITH LANGUAGE!!
Major Nuker zegt (23:27):
*dethtroy
Strategia zegt (23:27):
Englith?
Strategia zegt (23:27):
no
Strategia zegt (23:27):
Überwaldian
Strategia zegt (23:27):
ZP
Major Nuker zegt (23:27):
Oo
Major Nuker zegt (23:27):
what?
Strategia zegt (23:27):
Überwald
Major Nuker zegt (23:27):
tho much for having a lithph
Strategia zegt (23:27):
the country the Igorth thtem from
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
=o
Strategia zegt (23:28):
ZP
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
I dun haz da umlaut
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
D:
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
tho fer me
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
it'll be Ueberwald
Strategia zegt (23:28):
or Uberwald
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
well
Strategia zegt (23:28):
it's no special character
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
to be "correct"
Strategia zegt (23:28):
it's a " and a U
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
right but............
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
I took German..........................
Strategia zegt (23:29):
well, the people of Lancre don't bother with accents, they just call it Uberwald
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
I just chuck what I learned?
Strategia zegt (23:29):
ZP
Strategia zegt (23:29):
only when you're not thpeaking to a German directly ZP
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
>_>
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
<_<
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
you're not a jew are you?
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
<_<
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
>_>
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
Strategia zegt (23:30):
no ZP
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
roight den, it'th ok ta tell ya I like hamburger
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
or ith it pork?
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
I forget
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
CONTHULT DA MANUAL!
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
Igor, fetch me ma manual
Strategia zegt (23:31):
right tho, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:31):
here it ith
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
*takes manual*
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
*falls over because of it's girth*
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
Igor
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
*struggles*
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
a little help?
Strategia zegt (23:32):
right here, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:32):
on page three hundred and twenty thix thouthand and ninety theven
Strategia zegt (23:32):
it'th pork
Major Nuker zegt (23:32):
You're sure?
Strategia zegt (23:32):
pothitive, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:33):
Here's a cookie
Major Nuker zegt (23:33):
*hands cookie*
Strategia zegt (23:33):
mutht be why I keep getting hit by lightning striketh when I'm operating the rod on the roof of the cathtle
Strategia zegt (23:33):
oh no Marthter, I couldn't pothibly acthept that!
Strategia zegt (23:33):
you are too graciouth!
Major Nuker zegt (23:33):
why not?
Major Nuker zegt (23:33):
come now fair Igor
Major Nuker zegt (23:34):
tis a gift with no strings
Major Nuker zegt (23:34):
look
Major Nuker zegt (23:34):
*demonstrates the no strings*
Strategia zegt (23:34):
you thee Marthter, the problem ith
Strategia zegt (23:34):
I need a new gathtrointethtinal tract
Major Nuker zegt (23:34):
you don't like homemade dark chocolate chip?
Strategia zegt (23:34):
I was thuppothed to get one from Igor, but he gave it to Igor inthtead for thome reathon
Major Nuker zegt (23:35):
*stands stupified*
Strategia zegt (23:35):
so now I have agreed to take Igor'th when he patheth away
Major Nuker zegt (23:35):
....can't anyone give you one?
Strategia zegt (23:35):
yeth, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:35):
like can't we hope on down to dead mike's?
Strategia zegt (23:35):
Igor will
Strategia zegt (23:35):
no, I tried that
Major Nuker zegt (23:35):
when?
Major Nuker zegt (23:36):
YOU LEFT THE CASTLE!?!?
Strategia zegt (23:36):
but he'th all out of gathtrointethtinal tractht thith month
Strategia zegt (23:36):
nonononono Marthter!
Strategia zegt (23:36):
I wouldn't dream of it!
Major Nuker zegt (23:36):
Z{
Strategia zegt (23:36):
remember, when the Count vithited?
Major Nuker zegt (23:36):
we had a count?
Strategia zegt (23:36):
I athked his thervant, Igor, to athk
Major Nuker zegt (23:36):
what Count?
Strategia zegt (23:36):
don't you remember, Marthter?
Major Nuker zegt (23:37):
no, 'fraid I don't
Strategia zegt (23:37):
when you ordered me to hang up thick curtainth over every window
Major Nuker zegt (23:37):
...thith........this brain of mine will be the death of me
Major Nuker zegt (23:37):
even the tiniest little window?
Strategia zegt (23:37):
so that the daylight would now kill him if you thtayed up all night chatting in the great hall
Major Nuker zegt (23:38):
OH.................that count...............I see
Strategia zegt (23:38):
and when you asked me to remove the weaponth of your forefather, Van Helthing, and put them in the wine thellar
Major Nuker zegt (23:38):
that would have made for a banner evening, wouldn't it?
Strategia zegt (23:38):
I'm thorry I wathn't more thpethific, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:38):
no no good Igor
Strategia zegt (23:38):
yeth indeed it would, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:38):
twas fine
Strategia zegt (23:39):
thank you Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:39):
had a momentary lapse
Strategia zegt (23:39):
'tith thad, but true
Strategia zegt (23:39):
age ith taking itth toll on you
Major Nuker zegt (23:39):
the old aby normal brain ain't tickin quite right
Strategia zegt (23:39):
it'th alwayth thad, to thee a great mad thientitht like yourthelf wither away
Strategia zegt (23:40):
ah, but fear not, when you do thuffle off thith mortal coil
Major Nuker zegt (23:40):
I'm withering now?!?! *paranoid state*
Strategia zegt (23:40):
many Igorth will benefit from your remaining good partth!
Major Nuker zegt (23:40):
or so I keep hearing
Major Nuker zegt (23:40):
....least someone(s) will be happy
Strategia zegt (23:40):
yeth, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:41):
it would be a thhame to thee a good body wathted, like in Ankh-Morpork
Strategia zegt (23:41):
where they put them under the ground
Strategia zegt (23:41):
with great theremony
Strategia zegt (23:41):
and no-one getth to uthe the pietheth that are thtill good!
Strategia zegt (23:41):
it'th barbaric
Major Nuker zegt (23:41):
are those the ones with the great conical tombstones over em?
Major Nuker zegt (23:41):
and in their bellies
Major Nuker zegt (23:42):
is mounds of gold?
Strategia zegt (23:42):
the tombthtoneth, exactly right Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:42):
no, not thothe, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:42):
at leatht the mummieth can be brought back
Strategia zegt (23:42):
I mean in Ankh-Morpork
Strategia zegt (23:42):
the great thity-thtate
Strategia zegt (23:43):
where they put every thingle dead body into the ground below!
Strategia zegt (23:43):
it'th an immenthe wathte.....
Major Nuker zegt (23:43):
you're right
Major Nuker zegt (23:43):
BODIES!
Major Nuker zegt (23:43):
I NEED MORE BODIES
Strategia zegt (23:43):
yeth, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:43):
*snaps out of it*
Strategia zegt (23:43):
what partth do you need?
Major Nuker zegt (23:43):
sorry Igor.......
Strategia zegt (23:43):
pleathe tell me, that I may fetch them from the supply thellar
Major Nuker zegt (23:44):
I wandered off into a game world
Strategia zegt (23:44):
it matterth not, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:44):
you remind me of someone from there
Strategia zegt (23:44):
motht Igorth that do not therve vampireth or werewolveth deal with thith eventually
Strategia zegt (23:44):
I remember
Major Nuker zegt (23:44):
temporary madness?
Strategia zegt (23:45):
when your great-grandfather thtarted to thow the thigns of age
Strategia zegt (23:45):
temporary un-inthanity
Strategia zegt (23:45):
memory laptheth
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
D:
Strategia zegt (23:45):
fortunately, you are a long way away from how he wath in the end
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
I've been having dreams
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
sure, everyone dreams
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
but
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
these are more vivid
Strategia zegt (23:45):
not the uthual oneth?
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
no
Strategia zegt (23:46):
about raithing an army of thethe "zombieth" and conquering the world?
Major Nuker zegt (23:46):
these dreams have great green creatures in them
Major Nuker zegt (23:46):
and men over 8ft tall
Major Nuker zegt (23:46):
slender creatures in gowns of white
Strategia zegt (23:46):
oh, you mean you dream about the vampireth again?
Strategia zegt (23:46):
that'th perfectly normal Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:46):
and suits of armor with great spikes
Strategia zegt (23:46):
they do tend to have that effect after they vithit
Major Nuker zegt (23:46):
no, no vampires
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
this ones different
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
and yet..........
Strategia zegt (23:47):
but werewolveth prefer not to wear any armour.....
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
it keeps happening
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
I'm not sure these aren't werewolves
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
though some do howl
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
it's not a normal creature's howl though Igor
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
it's much worse
Strategia zegt (23:47):
"normal" creature, Marthter?
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
much............*begins to stare blankly*..........
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
much
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
WORSE
Strategia zegt (23:48):
I'm afraid I do not quite underthtand.....
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
it's an other worldly scream
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
pure(ly) evil
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
and yet...........I was not half afraid of it as I was the green beasts
Major Nuker zegt (23:49):
all bipedal
Major Nuker zegt (23:49):
some with great helms
Major Nuker zegt (23:49):
others with bald heads
Major Nuker zegt (23:49):
their lower jaw jutted out
Strategia zegt (23:49):
oh, thothe!
Strategia zegt (23:49):
the bogeymen
Major Nuker zegt (23:49):
I don't think bogeymen carry boomsticks
Strategia zegt (23:50):
I thwear I've thoroughly purged the cathtle the latht time they thettled here
Major Nuker zegt (23:50):
these were far greater than bogeymen
Strategia zegt (23:50):
it'th pothible thome vile withard taught them the bathic glimmerth of magic
Major Nuker zegt (23:50):
perhaps
Major Nuker zegt (23:50):
but these creatures could talk
Strategia zegt (23:51):
tho can thome bogeymen, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:51):
if they grow large enough
Major Nuker zegt (23:51):
all of them could talk
Major Nuker zegt (23:51):
no matter the size
Strategia zegt (23:51):
perhapth one migrated in from the village
Major Nuker zegt (23:51):
red glowing eyes
Strategia zegt (23:51):
ah.....
Strategia zegt (23:51):
thethe do not thound like any bogeymen I've ever heard of
Major Nuker zegt (23:51):
some had huge claws instead of a hand
Major Nuker zegt (23:51):
others had legs replaced
Strategia zegt (23:51):
thtrange.....
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
some only had one eye
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
all had scars
Strategia zegt (23:52):
it'th almotht like you are talking about bogey-werewolveth
Strategia zegt (23:52):
but everyone knowth that'th impothible
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
and wore whatever metal bits they could scrap together
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
they had no fur
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
just smooth green skin
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
and they had even larger beasts with them
Major Nuker zegt (23:53):
with tiny castles strapped to their backs
Strategia zegt (23:53):
thith jutht getth curiouther and curiouther.....
Strategia zegt (23:53):
like bogey-werewolf pixieth
Strategia zegt (23:53):
oh dear!
Major Nuker zegt (23:53):
these are no mere pixies dear Igor
Strategia zegt (23:53):
I'm afraid I may have mithjudged your thtatuth
Strategia zegt (23:54):
if I'm not mithtaken, you will be joining your great-grandfather thoon!
Major Nuker zegt (23:54):
they carried this symbol
Strategia zegt (23:54):
if thethe halluthinathionth continue, pleathe tell me
Major Nuker zegt (23:54):
and kept chanting WAAAGH!
Strategia zegt (23:54):
I know Igor could uthe a new arm, and Igor needth a pair of legth
Strategia zegt (23:55):
and I think I could thave your heart for Igor, I owe him that
Major Nuker zegt (23:55):
Igor, you sound as if you wish to do me in now
Major Nuker zegt (23:55):
why does it feel like that?
Strategia zegt (23:56):
oh, I wouldn't dream of it Marthter!
Strategia zegt (23:56):
but if word getth out that a geniuth like yourthelf ith dead
Strategia zegt (23:56):
and hith Igor hath no planth for the body
Strategia zegt (23:56):
Igorth will be all over the cathtle, thcrambling to get a piethe of you
Major Nuker zegt (23:57):
see that they don't
Strategia zegt (23:57):
it'th vitally important to plan for thethe catheth in advanthe
Major Nuker zegt (23:57):
you know where I want to be burried
Major Nuker zegt (23:57):
don't you Igor?
Strategia zegt (23:57):
buried?
Strategia zegt (23:57):
oh dear, oh dear
Strategia zegt (23:57):
pleathe, retht eathy, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:57):
for I fear that, with you tho far gone, thith may very well be your latht night amongtht the living
Major Nuker zegt (23:58):
what will you do with my body then?
Major Nuker zegt (23:58):
keep the Igors away
Major Nuker zegt (23:58):
you're the only Igor I want to benefit
Strategia zegt (23:58):
oh no Marthter!
Strategia zegt (23:58):
that would be impothible
Major Nuker zegt (23:59):
why?
Strategia zegt (23:59):
it jutht would not work
Strategia zegt (23:59):
to have tho many partth of one perthon in one Igor
Strategia zegt (23:59):
it would..... cauthe unforetheen conthequentheth
Major Nuker zegt (23:59):
jealousy?
Strategia zegt (23:59):
it ith the cuthtom to thpread the pietheth of a new corpthe among many Igorth
Strategia zegt (0:00):
no, not jealouthy
Major Nuker zegt (0:00):
then you know what to.......................................
Strategia zegt (0:00):
my godth, Marthter, thith ith worthe than I even remember your great-great-grandfather to have become!
Major Nuker zegt (0:00):
*gasp*
Strategia zegt (0:00):
Marthter?
Strategia zegt (0:00):
Marthter!
Strategia zegt (0:00):
thpeak to me!
Strategia zegt (0:01):
oh well. better get the workthop ready
Strategia zegt (0:01):
and notify Igor, Igor, Igor and Igor
Strategia zegt (0:01):
goodbye, Marthter
Strategia zegt (0:01):
I'll mith you