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#1076 CodeCat

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 02:22

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[03:21] * Keyla|floormeeting is now known as Keyla
[03:21] <JerryArr> Did the floor have anything interesting to say?

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#1077 Comr4de

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 03:36

New faction for ROTR O=

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cryptkeeper says:
I got new faction texas !!!!
cryptkeeper says:
texas walker as the hero
cryptkeeper says:
there fast attack vehical will be pickuptruck with shotguner firing out the window
cryptkeeper says:
we will have the texas tank a huge tank bigger then anyother but little weaponry xD
cryptkeeper says:
are resource structure will be a oil derrick
Comr4de:
:P


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#1078 Strategia

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 22:48

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EktiM zegt (18:55):
weeeee are all deeeeeeeeead
EktiM zegt (18:56):
it would seem
Strategia zegt (18:56):
yeth, tho it theemth, Marthter
EktiM zegt (18:57):
Igor pull the lever so we can reanimate those lifeless lumps!
Strategia zegt (18:58):
yeth, Marthter, at onthe
Strategia zegt (18:58):
err..... Marthter
EktiM zegt (18:58):
Yes?
EktiM zegt (18:58):
What is it?
Strategia zegt (18:59):
would it not perhapth be advithable to, umm.....
Strategia zegt (18:59):
wait until a thunderthtorm at night?
Strategia zegt (18:59):
right now, it'th a bright thunny day out
EktiM zegt (19:00):
Curses!
Strategia zegt (19:00):
I don't think we can get much life into thethe lumpth with a few rayth of thunlight
EktiM zegt (19:00):
I knew i forgot something.
EktiM zegt (19:00):
Very well, you may rtire for now.
EktiM zegt (19:01):
*retire
Strategia zegt (19:01):
yeth, Marthter
Strategia zegt (19:01):
jutht pull the bell-rope if you need me
EktiM zegt (19:04):
that was good if i may say so
EktiM zegt (19:04):
nice acting
Strategia zegt (19:04):
thank you, Marthter
EktiM zegt (19:04):
...
EktiM zegt (19:04):
its ok now
EktiM zegt (19:05):
you dont have to do that anymore...
EktiM zegt (19:05):
we are scaring people away
Strategia zegt (19:05):
no, no, it'th quite all right Marthter
Strategia zegt (19:05):
it'th jutht one of your thpellth of un-inthanity
Strategia zegt (19:05):
it will path in a few minuteth
EktiM zegt (19:06):
quite so
EktiM zegt (19:06):
Now where is that freaky zombie-like creature?
EktiM zegt (19:06):
(pavle)
Strategia zegt (19:07):
thtill waiting on the thlab, for the nextht lightning thtorm
EktiM zegt (19:10):
Ah yes yes.
EktiM zegt (19:11):
These memory lapses will be the death of me.
Strategia zegt (19:11):
quite tho Marthter
Strategia zegt (19:11):
but retht athured
Strategia zegt (19:11):
when you do go, there are many Igorth who will be happy to make good uthe of your..... partth
EktiM zegt (19:13):
For some reason that doesn't make me feel any better...
Strategia zegt (19:14):
perhapth not, Marthter
Strategia zegt (19:14):
but the Igorth will
EktiM zegt (19:15):
As long as somebody is happy...
Strategia zegt (19:15):
quite so, Marthter
Pavle zegt (19:15):
Braiins?
EktiM zegt (19:16):
Curse that fair weather! No sense for drama or perverting the laws of god and man!
Pavle zegt (19:16):
Braiiins...
EktiM zegt (19:16):
No brains for you!
Pavle zegt (19:16):
: (
EktiM zegt (19:16):
You are not a zombie!
EktiM zegt (19:16):
For the last time you are a mummy!
Strategia zegt (19:16):
I'm terribly thorry, Marthter
Pavle zegt (19:16):
Oh, what do you know, mr "maad scientist"?
Strategia zegt (19:17):
I have no idea how it ethcaped thith time
Pavle zegt (19:17):
What's amummy supposed to do?
Strategia zegt (19:17):
walk around thtiffly
EktiM zegt (19:17):
Thats for you to know and for me to find out.
Strategia zegt (19:17):
with your armth outthtretched like thith


FYI, I just read Pratchett's The Fifth Elephant :P

#1079 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 23:07

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[00:05:58]Kid << 5 vs 1 you know what is?
[00:06:04]Chris >> hmmm
[00:06:12]Chris >> Shockwave team vs GuyNumber 7 :P
[00:06:18]Kid << XD


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#1080 Kris

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 22:01

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=]Chris[= says (5:54 AM):
Bai :dope:
[c=12]【☆】[c=2]кเ๔๔๏[/c]【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™[/c] says (5:55 AM):
Bye :(
=]Chris[= says (5:55 AM):
Now that I HAVE Your attention :lol:
=]Chris[= says (5:55 AM):
Wanna play vGen :read: ?
[c=12]【☆】[c=2]кเ๔๔๏[/c]【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™[/c] says (5:55 AM):
I'll go to bed when I cum
[c=12]【☆】[c=2]кเ๔๔๏[/c]【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™[/c] says (5:55 AM):
;)
=]Chris[= says (5:55 AM):
gross
[c=12]【☆】[c=2]кเ๔๔๏[/c]【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™[/c] says (5:56 AM):
:)
=]Chris[= says (5:56 AM):
=o

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#1081 Strategia

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 23:01

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Major Nuker zegt (23:24):
Good godth man
Strategia zegt (23:24):
ello : )
Major Nuker zegt (23:24):
you're one funneh man
Strategia zegt (23:24):
the Igor thing?
Major Nuker zegt (23:25):
yarr
Major Nuker zegt (23:25):
that wath hilariouth
Strategia zegt (23:25):
indeed, it wath quite amuthing, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:25):
Ii
Major Nuker zegt (23:25):
*Oo
Strategia zegt (23:25):
and if I may be tho free
Major Nuker zegt (23:25):
I am not your mathter
Strategia zegt (23:26):
might I recommend Terry Pratchett's The Fifth Elephant?
Strategia zegt (23:26):
it wath one of the betht bookth I have ever read
Major Nuker zegt (23:26):
I saw that you jutht read it
Strategia zegt (23:26):
yeth, that ith right
Major Nuker zegt (23:26):
ZP
Major Nuker zegt (23:26):
oh thith ith great
Major Nuker zegt (23:27):
DETHROY DA ENGLITH LANGUAGE!!
Major Nuker zegt (23:27):
*dethtroy
Strategia zegt (23:27):
Englith?
Strategia zegt (23:27):
no
Strategia zegt (23:27):
Überwaldian
Strategia zegt (23:27):
ZP
Major Nuker zegt (23:27):
Oo
Major Nuker zegt (23:27):
what?
Strategia zegt (23:27):
Überwald
Major Nuker zegt (23:27):
tho much for having a lithph
Strategia zegt (23:27):
the country the Igorth thtem from
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
=o
Strategia zegt (23:28):
ZP
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
I dun haz da umlaut
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
D:
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
tho fer me
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
it'll be Ueberwald
Strategia zegt (23:28):
or Uberwald
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
well
Strategia zegt (23:28):
it's no special character
Major Nuker zegt (23:28):
to be "correct"
Strategia zegt (23:28):
it's a " and a U
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
right but............
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
I took German..........................
Strategia zegt (23:29):
well, the people of Lancre don't bother with accents, they just call it Uberwald
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
I just chuck what I learned?
Strategia zegt (23:29):
ZP
Strategia zegt (23:29):
only when you're not thpeaking to a German directly ZP
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
>_>
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
<_<
Major Nuker zegt (23:29):
you're not a jew are you?
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
<_<
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
>_>
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
:lol:
Strategia zegt (23:30):
no ZP
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
roight den, it'th ok ta tell ya I like hamburger
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
or ith it pork?
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
I forget
Major Nuker zegt (23:30):
CONTHULT DA MANUAL!
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
Igor, fetch me ma manual
Strategia zegt (23:31):
right tho, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:31):
here it ith
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
*takes manual*
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
*falls over because of it's girth*
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
Igor
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
*struggles*
Major Nuker zegt (23:31):
a little help?
Strategia zegt (23:32):
right here, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:32):
on page three hundred and twenty thix thouthand and ninety theven
Strategia zegt (23:32):
it'th pork
Major Nuker zegt (23:32):
You're sure?
Strategia zegt (23:32):
pothitive, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:33):
Here's a cookie
Major Nuker zegt (23:33):
*hands cookie*
Strategia zegt (23:33):
mutht be why I keep getting hit by lightning striketh when I'm operating the rod on the roof of the cathtle
Strategia zegt (23:33):
oh no Marthter, I couldn't pothibly acthept that!
Strategia zegt (23:33):
you are too graciouth!
Major Nuker zegt (23:33):
why not?
Major Nuker zegt (23:33):
come now fair Igor
Major Nuker zegt (23:34):
tis a gift with no strings
Major Nuker zegt (23:34):
look
Major Nuker zegt (23:34):
*demonstrates the no strings*
Strategia zegt (23:34):
you thee Marthter, the problem ith
Strategia zegt (23:34):
I need a new gathtrointethtinal tract
Major Nuker zegt (23:34):
you don't like homemade dark chocolate chip?
Strategia zegt (23:34):
I was thuppothed to get one from Igor, but he gave it to Igor inthtead for thome reathon
Major Nuker zegt (23:35):
*stands stupified*
Strategia zegt (23:35):
so now I have agreed to take Igor'th when he patheth away
Major Nuker zegt (23:35):
....can't anyone give you one?
Strategia zegt (23:35):
yeth, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:35):
like can't we hope on down to dead mike's?
Strategia zegt (23:35):
Igor will
Strategia zegt (23:35):
no, I tried that
Major Nuker zegt (23:35):
when?
Major Nuker zegt (23:36):
YOU LEFT THE CASTLE!?!?
Strategia zegt (23:36):
but he'th all out of gathtrointethtinal tractht thith month
Strategia zegt (23:36):
nonononono Marthter!
Strategia zegt (23:36):
I wouldn't dream of it!
Major Nuker zegt (23:36):
Z{
Strategia zegt (23:36):
remember, when the Count vithited?
Major Nuker zegt (23:36):
we had a count?
Strategia zegt (23:36):
I athked his thervant, Igor, to athk
Major Nuker zegt (23:36):
what Count?
Strategia zegt (23:36):
don't you remember, Marthter?
Major Nuker zegt (23:37):
no, 'fraid I don't
Strategia zegt (23:37):
when you ordered me to hang up thick curtainth over every window
Major Nuker zegt (23:37):
...thith........this brain of mine will be the death of me
Major Nuker zegt (23:37):
even the tiniest little window?
Strategia zegt (23:37):
so that the daylight would now kill him if you thtayed up all night chatting in the great hall
Major Nuker zegt (23:38):
OH.................that count...............I see
Strategia zegt (23:38):
and when you asked me to remove the weaponth of your forefather, Van Helthing, and put them in the wine thellar
Major Nuker zegt (23:38):
that would have made for a banner evening, wouldn't it?
Strategia zegt (23:38):
I'm thorry I wathn't more thpethific, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:38):
no no good Igor
Strategia zegt (23:38):
yeth indeed it would, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:38):
twas fine
Strategia zegt (23:39):
thank you Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:39):
had a momentary lapse
Strategia zegt (23:39):
'tith thad, but true
Strategia zegt (23:39):
age ith taking itth toll on you
Major Nuker zegt (23:39):
the old aby normal brain ain't tickin quite right
Strategia zegt (23:39):
it'th alwayth thad, to thee a great mad thientitht like yourthelf wither away
Strategia zegt (23:40):
ah, but fear not, when you do thuffle off thith mortal coil
Major Nuker zegt (23:40):
I'm withering now?!?! *paranoid state*
Strategia zegt (23:40):
many Igorth will benefit from your remaining good partth!
Major Nuker zegt (23:40):
or so I keep hearing
Major Nuker zegt (23:40):
....least someone(s) will be happy
Strategia zegt (23:40):
yeth, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:41):
it would be a thhame to thee a good body wathted, like in Ankh-Morpork
Strategia zegt (23:41):
where they put them under the ground
Strategia zegt (23:41):
with great theremony
Strategia zegt (23:41):
and no-one getth to uthe the pietheth that are thtill good!
Strategia zegt (23:41):
it'th barbaric
Major Nuker zegt (23:41):
are those the ones with the great conical tombstones over em?
Major Nuker zegt (23:41):
and in their bellies
Major Nuker zegt (23:42):
is mounds of gold?
Strategia zegt (23:42):
the tombthtoneth, exactly right Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:42):
no, not thothe, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:42):
at leatht the mummieth can be brought back
Strategia zegt (23:42):
I mean in Ankh-Morpork
Strategia zegt (23:42):
the great thity-thtate
Strategia zegt (23:43):
where they put every thingle dead body into the ground below!
Strategia zegt (23:43):
it'th an immenthe wathte.....
Major Nuker zegt (23:43):
you're right
Major Nuker zegt (23:43):
BODIES!
Major Nuker zegt (23:43):
I NEED MORE BODIES
Strategia zegt (23:43):
yeth, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:43):
*snaps out of it*
Strategia zegt (23:43):
what partth do you need?
Major Nuker zegt (23:43):
sorry Igor.......
Strategia zegt (23:43):
pleathe tell me, that I may fetch them from the supply thellar
Major Nuker zegt (23:44):
I wandered off into a game world
Strategia zegt (23:44):
it matterth not, Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:44):
you remind me of someone from there
Strategia zegt (23:44):
motht Igorth that do not therve vampireth or werewolveth deal with thith eventually
Strategia zegt (23:44):
I remember
Major Nuker zegt (23:44):
temporary madness?
Strategia zegt (23:45):
when your great-grandfather thtarted to thow the thigns of age
Strategia zegt (23:45):
temporary un-inthanity
Strategia zegt (23:45):
memory laptheth
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
D:
Strategia zegt (23:45):
fortunately, you are a long way away from how he wath in the end
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
I've been having dreams
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
sure, everyone dreams
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
but
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
these are more vivid
Strategia zegt (23:45):
not the uthual oneth?
Major Nuker zegt (23:45):
no
Strategia zegt (23:46):
about raithing an army of thethe "zombieth" and conquering the world?
Major Nuker zegt (23:46):
these dreams have great green creatures in them
Major Nuker zegt (23:46):
and men over 8ft tall
Major Nuker zegt (23:46):
slender creatures in gowns of white
Strategia zegt (23:46):
oh, you mean you dream about the vampireth again?
Strategia zegt (23:46):
that'th perfectly normal Marthter
Major Nuker zegt (23:46):
and suits of armor with great spikes
Strategia zegt (23:46):
they do tend to have that effect after they vithit
Major Nuker zegt (23:46):
no, no vampires
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
this ones different
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
and yet..........
Strategia zegt (23:47):
but werewolveth prefer not to wear any armour.....
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
it keeps happening
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
I'm not sure these aren't werewolves
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
though some do howl
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
it's not a normal creature's howl though Igor
Major Nuker zegt (23:47):
it's much worse
Strategia zegt (23:47):
"normal" creature, Marthter?
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
much............*begins to stare blankly*..........
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
much
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
WORSE
Strategia zegt (23:48):
I'm afraid I do not quite underthtand.....
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
it's an other worldly scream
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
pure(ly) evil
Major Nuker zegt (23:48):
and yet...........I was not half afraid of it as I was the green beasts
Major Nuker zegt (23:49):
all bipedal
Major Nuker zegt (23:49):
some with great helms
Major Nuker zegt (23:49):
others with bald heads
Major Nuker zegt (23:49):
their lower jaw jutted out
Strategia zegt (23:49):
oh, thothe!
Strategia zegt (23:49):
the bogeymen
Major Nuker zegt (23:49):
I don't think bogeymen carry boomsticks
Strategia zegt (23:50):
I thwear I've thoroughly purged the cathtle the latht time they thettled here
Major Nuker zegt (23:50):
these were far greater than bogeymen
Strategia zegt (23:50):
it'th pothible thome vile withard taught them the bathic glimmerth of magic
Major Nuker zegt (23:50):
perhaps
Major Nuker zegt (23:50):
but these creatures could talk
Strategia zegt (23:51):
tho can thome bogeymen, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:51):
if they grow large enough
Major Nuker zegt (23:51):
all of them could talk
Major Nuker zegt (23:51):
no matter the size
Strategia zegt (23:51):
perhapth one migrated in from the village
Major Nuker zegt (23:51):
red glowing eyes
Strategia zegt (23:51):
ah.....
Strategia zegt (23:51):
thethe do not thound like any bogeymen I've ever heard of
Major Nuker zegt (23:51):
some had huge claws instead of a hand
Major Nuker zegt (23:51):
others had legs replaced
Strategia zegt (23:51):
thtrange.....
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
some only had one eye
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
all had scars
Strategia zegt (23:52):
it'th almotht like you are talking about bogey-werewolveth
Strategia zegt (23:52):
but everyone knowth that'th impothible
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
and wore whatever metal bits they could scrap together
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
they had no fur
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
just smooth green skin
Major Nuker zegt (23:52):
and they had even larger beasts with them
Major Nuker zegt (23:53):
with tiny castles strapped to their backs
Strategia zegt (23:53):
thith jutht getth curiouther and curiouther.....
Strategia zegt (23:53):
like bogey-werewolf pixieth
Strategia zegt (23:53):
oh dear!
Major Nuker zegt (23:53):
these are no mere pixies dear Igor
Strategia zegt (23:53):
I'm afraid I may have mithjudged your thtatuth
Strategia zegt (23:54):
if I'm not mithtaken, you will be joining your great-grandfather thoon!
Major Nuker zegt (23:54):
they carried this symbol
Strategia zegt (23:54):
if thethe halluthinathionth continue, pleathe tell me
Major Nuker zegt (23:54):
and kept chanting WAAAGH!
Strategia zegt (23:54):
I know Igor could uthe a new arm, and Igor needth a pair of legth
Strategia zegt (23:55):
and I think I could thave your heart for Igor, I owe him that
Major Nuker zegt (23:55):
Igor, you sound as if you wish to do me in now
Major Nuker zegt (23:55):
why does it feel like that?
Strategia zegt (23:56):
oh, I wouldn't dream of it Marthter!
Strategia zegt (23:56):
but if word getth out that a geniuth like yourthelf ith dead
Strategia zegt (23:56):
and hith Igor hath no planth for the body
Strategia zegt (23:56):
Igorth will be all over the cathtle, thcrambling to get a piethe of you
Major Nuker zegt (23:57):
see that they don't
Strategia zegt (23:57):
it'th vitally important to plan for thethe catheth in advanthe
Major Nuker zegt (23:57):
you know where I want to be burried
Major Nuker zegt (23:57):
don't you Igor?
Strategia zegt (23:57):
buried?
Strategia zegt (23:57):
oh dear, oh dear
Strategia zegt (23:57):
pleathe, retht eathy, Marthter
Strategia zegt (23:57):
for I fear that, with you tho far gone, thith may very well be your latht night amongtht the living
Major Nuker zegt (23:58):
what will you do with my body then?
Major Nuker zegt (23:58):
keep the Igors away
Major Nuker zegt (23:58):
you're the only Igor I want to benefit
Strategia zegt (23:58):
oh no Marthter!
Strategia zegt (23:58):
that would be impothible
Major Nuker zegt (23:59):
why?
Strategia zegt (23:59):
it jutht would not work
Strategia zegt (23:59):
to have tho many partth of one perthon in one Igor
Strategia zegt (23:59):
it would..... cauthe unforetheen conthequentheth
Major Nuker zegt (23:59):
jealousy?
Strategia zegt (23:59):
it ith the cuthtom to thpread the pietheth of a new corpthe among many Igorth
Strategia zegt (0:00):
no, not jealouthy
Major Nuker zegt (0:00):
then you know what to.......................................
Strategia zegt (0:00):
my godth, Marthter, thith ith worthe than I even remember your great-great-grandfather to have become!
Major Nuker zegt (0:00):
*gasp*
Strategia zegt (0:00):
Marthter?
Strategia zegt (0:00):
Marthter!
Strategia zegt (0:00):
thpeak to me!
Strategia zegt (0:01):
oh well. better get the workthop ready
Strategia zegt (0:01):
and notify Igor, Igor, Igor and Igor
Strategia zegt (0:01):
goodbye, Marthter
Strategia zegt (0:01):
I'll mith you


Thith ith what happenth when DoW and Terry Pratchett meet :dope:

#1082 Hobbesy

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 04:38

Tl;dr much?

Edited by Høbbes, 05 February 2008 - 04:38.


#1083 Pav:3d

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 00:41

not sure if im in the right place, but was looking for a definitive ZH hotkeys site and came across this...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...20094202AAtoEXh

look at what was voted the best answer... :/

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#1084 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 22:05

Me and Chris on Hamachi said:

[23:02:41] Me<< you're at WB?
[23:03:13] Chris>> Nope
[23:03:15] >> 3dsmax
[23:03:16] >> :P
[23:03:28] << :O
[23:03:36] << And you're modelinG?:D
[23:03:47] >> yaeh :3
[23:04:01] << what are ya modeling?
[23:04:14] >> Porn :P
[23:04:20] << LOL
[23:04:25] >> :P
[23:04:37] << Here comes my avenge
[23:04:41] >> lol
[23:04:42] >> xD
[23:04:50] << HAI Chris
[23:04:55] << I IS QUOTING XD
[23:04:58] >> oh hai XD
[23:05:02] >> LOL XD


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#1085 Kris

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 12:29

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Kevin says (8:27 PM):
My dick bows to the left O.O
=]Chris[= says (8:27 PM):
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#1086 CodeCat

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 14:44

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[15:39] FreedoM_FighteR: heya
[15:40] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Wêtôz wentrewez, samftijôz sumrôz: Hi
[15:40] FreedoM_FighteR: whats up
[15:40] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Wêtôz wentrewez, samftijôz sumrôz: http://i63.photobuck...at42/lol/up.png
[15:40] FreedoM_FighteR: great
[15:40] FreedoM_FighteR: whats new?
[15:41] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Wêtôz wentrewez, samftijôz sumrôz: The news
[15:42] FreedoM_FighteR: and what on the news?
[15:42] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Wêtôz wentrewez, samftijôz sumrôz: New stuff
[15:43] FreedoM_FighteR: and wich stuff?
[15:43] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Wêtôz wentrewez, samftijôz sumrôz: I dunno, I'm not the 9 o'clock news

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#1087 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 22:52

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[22:49:01] ailestrike: read me s story.
[22:50:08] Bob: once upon a time, aile got shot by Bob
[22:50:13] * Bob shoots Bob
[22:50:16] Bob: FUXK
[22:50:22] Bob: D:
[22:50:30] ailestrike: :D
[22:50:32] * Bob is tired >.>


:)

Edited by Bob, 08 February 2008 - 22:53.

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#1088 Comr4de

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 23:10

:D



Now for mine:

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[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
we need to start using [teamspeak] more often
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
its a heeeeell lot faster
Stinger says:
It's better than typing.
Stinger says:
:)
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
da
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
=o
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
o=
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
kinda.
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
besides
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
i don't know what "=o" sounds like
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
let alone "o="
Stinger says:
=o sounds like the meaning of life.
Stinger says:
To hear =o you will know the meaning of life.
Stinger says:
However, to know what =o sounds like and know the meaning of life you have to perform dental surgery on a great white shark. Oo
Stinger says:
Now, my friend...
Stinger says:
That is spam.
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
and that my friend
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
is quoted.


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#1089 G-sus

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 23:19

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<ailestrike> all I wanted was some ice cream! D:
<Bob> i'll ice your cream!


no comment to that... :)
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#1090 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 23:31

>.>
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#1091 Hobbesy

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 00:00

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Lizzie says (5:38 PM):
Next version though when they get less card based payment I could pay for it though, I have like 100$ spare cash right now. ._.
Sean/Hobbes says (5:41 PM):
Does your "groom" have a card? :)
Lizzie says (5:42 PM):
He does, I could ask him I guess. ._.
Sean/Hobbes says (5:42 PM):
XD
Sean/Hobbes says (5:42 PM):
"Buy me CC and I'll wub you moar!"
Lizzie says (5:42 PM):
"Buy me CC and I wont play nut cracker with your nuts"
Sean/Hobbes says (5:43 PM):
LOL


#1092 Comr4de

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 10:50

^

:)

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#1093 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 23:53

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[23:49:31] Kid: guess what
[23:49:44] Kid: I has been banned from the high school for 2 weeks
[23:49:48] ailestrike: has a shortcut*
[23:49:59] ailestrike: suspended*
[23:50:01] ailestrike: I think
[23:50:08] ailestrike: is it supposed to be permanant?
[23:50:15] Kid: noh
[23:50:20] Kid: Suspended is the word
[23:50:32] ailestrike: so is banned
[23:50:41] Kid: Whatever ¬¬
[23:50:49] PacMan: "a with hat, euro, colon"
[23:50:52] ailestrike: anyway, what for
[23:50:53] ailestrike: ?
[23:51:06] Kid: becouse I fougth with another kid
[23:51:17] PacMan: there's 2 of you!?!
[23:51:22] ailestrike: damn it
[23:51:23] PacMan: evil twin?


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[23:55:23] Ravager: dic ya kick em in the ass?
[23:55:28] Ravager: D8c
[23:55:29] Ravager: *dic
[23:55:31] Ravager: *did
[23:55:35] PacMan: ...
[23:55:41] Ravager: i quit

Edited by Bob, 09 February 2008 - 23:56.

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#1094 Wizard

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 00:04

2 kids?! ARRGGHHHH :dope:

#1095 Stinger

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 03:54

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Stinger says:
Making cameos is not fun.
Stinger says:
I have procrastinated this one for long enough, though.
Stinger says:
I just hope now I'm doing the right thing.
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
hey its not like i dont procrastinate
Stinger says:
There was this one time I procrastinated asking a girl out when I was a kid... yeah, she later ended up married.


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[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
you know what makes me laugh like a evil corporate madman?
Stinger says:
What makes you laugh like an EA Exec?

Edited by Stinger, 11 February 2008 - 03:56.


#1096 Nid

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 17:11

In an attempt at imitating me to make it look like I was bieng hacked...
Apparently me and Kid are married

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【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ says:
!imitate Wanna marry me?
Llama. [/nidmeister] says:
OF COURSE!
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ says:
*Marries with Nidmeister*
Llama. [/nidmeister] says:
ROFL
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ says:
weee Niddy!

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#1097 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 17:20

;) Time to go to bed :P

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#1098 Dauth

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 21:01

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Ben: Dauth: says:
evening all

*Tip's hat*

-Nuker's influence
Wizard says:
*bows* (ditto)
Ben: Dauth: says:
a courtesy EVE?
E.V.E. says:
Oo
Ben: Dauth: says:
*Ducks Nuke*
E.V.E. says:
*boom*
Ben: Dauth: says:
Yellow badge of immuntiy!
Wizard says:
From EVE
Wizard says:
you have to be joking lol
Ben: Dauth: says:
*Whistles 'Singing in the rain'*
Ben: Dauth: says:
g'night
Wizard says:
laterz
E.V.E. says:
Good Night!

E.V.E. has left the conversation.

Ben: Dauth: says:
*quotes*


#1099 Comr4de

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 04:52

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Alias says:
Mmm
Alias says:
Corn Chips + Extra Hot Salsa
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
oooo
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
<3
Alias says:
Fuck I love Mexican
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
j00 love me D:?

Only a few will get that immediately.:P

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#1100 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 19:19

lolz :P

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