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#1176 Soul

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 19:17

Aw, I feel left out :(.

Edited by Soul, 26 March 2008 - 20:08.

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#1177 Hobbesy

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 20:05

View PostStrategia, on 26 Mar 2008, 13:09, said:

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3/26/2008 11:08:11 AM Sean/Hobbes Llama. [/Nidmeister] Oh and the CnC Unleashed team are the Knight of Nid
3/26/2008 11:08:20 AM Sean/Hobbes Llama. [/Nidmeister] Always wanting things


D:?????


We changed it later on. :P

#1178 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 20:16

o_6

EDIT: probably should have gone to the last page before commenting... although apparently it still applies :P

Edited by Bob, 26 March 2008 - 20:19.

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#1179 Strategia

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 21:35

View PostHøbbes, on 26 Mar 2008, 21:05, said:

We changed it later on. :P


I have no problem with being the Knights of Ni (or the Knights of Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Gdgbgd as the case may be :P), but always wanting things?

#1180 Hobbesy

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 21:44

View PostStrategia, on 26 Mar 2008, 15:35, said:

View PostHøbbes, on 26 Mar 2008, 21:05, said:

We changed it later on. :P


I have no problem with being the Knights of Ni (or the Knights of Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Gdgbgd as the case may be :P), but always wanting things?

Actually if you read on, we made someone else the Knight of Ni. (Because you guys never want stuff).

I'm surprised no one's laughed at this:

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3/26/2008 11:06:32 AM Llama. [/Nidmeister] Sean/Hobbes The cow was ReLaX
3/26/2008 11:06:40 AM Sean/Hobbes Llama. [/Nidmeister] LOL

Edited by Høbbes, 26 March 2008 - 21:46.


#1181 Nid

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 08:41

View PostHøbbes, on 26 Mar 2008, 21:44, said:

View PostStrategia, on 26 Mar 2008, 15:35, said:

View PostHøbbes, on 26 Mar 2008, 21:05, said:

We changed it later on. :P


I have no problem with being the Knights of Ni (or the Knights of Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Gdgbgd as the case may be :P), but always wanting things?

Actually if you read on, we made someone else the Knight of Ni. (Because you guys never want stuff).

I'm surprised no one's laughed at this:

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3/26/2008 11:06:32 AM Llama. [/Nidmeister] Sean/Hobbes The cow was ReLaX
3/26/2008 11:06:40 AM Sean/Hobbes Llama. [/Nidmeister] LOL



I did
D: ?
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#1182 Overdose

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Posted 28 March 2008 - 15:35

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cryptkeeper diz:
horde?
Overdose diz:
yes
cryptkeeper diz:
i thought you would be on horde
Overdose diz:
Never!
Overdose diz:
*Spits on the floor*
Overdose diz:
Ally ftw!
cryptkeeper diz:
i htought you liked tanks
Overdose diz:
Umm paladins are tanks
Overdose diz:
so are warriors
cryptkeeper diz:
huh?
Overdose diz:
...?
cryptkeeper diz:
lol
Overdose diz:
Ok what's with the tank comment?
Overdose diz:
What does that have to do with things?
cryptkeeper diz:
warriors ? theres no warriors tanks in ZH
Overdose diz:
ROFL
Overdose diz:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Overdose diz:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Overdose diz:
Dude
Overdose diz:
What are you smoking?
cryptkeeper diz:
nothing
cryptkeeper diz:
china = horde
Overdose diz:
You do know I'm not talking about Warcraft
Overdose diz:
In fact, I AM
Overdose diz:
I AM talking about World of Warcraft
cryptkeeper diz:
lol
cryptkeeper diz:
xD
Overdose diz:
Jesus christ
Overdose diz:
Man you were all like
Overdose diz:
But I thought you liked tanks
Overdose diz:
Ummmm
cryptkeeper diz:
I tripped you up didn't I
Overdose diz:
Man that was like you had taken some acid
cryptkeeper diz:
lol
Overdose diz:
with a shot of whiskey
cryptkeeper diz:
rofl
Overdose diz:
and then made a line with your piss
Overdose diz:
and started to dance on your boxers
cryptkeeper diz:
well hordes my favorite in wow
Overdose diz:
That's how insane you sounded
Overdose diz:
EWW wTF?
cryptkeeper diz:
lol
cryptkeeper diz:
bloodelves
Overdose diz:
Man Horde is so teenager
Overdose diz:
Bloodelves are gay man
cryptkeeper diz:
nah
Overdose diz:
affeminate to the bone
Overdose diz:
Have you seen their dance?
cryptkeeper diz:
yes
Overdose diz:
....
cryptkeeper diz:
and I find it funny
Overdose diz:
......ok
cryptkeeper diz:
I'm not homophobic but I'm most defiently not gay but i prefer skinny character
cryptkeeper diz:
its more like me
cryptkeeper diz:
not some farmer mage
cryptkeeper diz:
lol
Overdose diz:
Keep your tastes on male body shape away from me
cryptkeeper diz:
tastes oO
Overdose diz:
You like skinny man
cryptkeeper diz:
it has nothing to do with taste just RPing
Overdose diz:
Oh is that what you kids call it nowadays
cryptkeeper diz:
ummmm seriously man I prefer to play skinny characters
Overdose diz:
You know man, the real thing is always best
Overdose diz:
Those dudes you hang out with
Overdose diz:
They got a wang
Overdose diz:
chinbeard and stuff going on
Overdose diz:
it's not cool
cryptkeeper diz:
yuck
Overdose diz:
But I guess it's ok, seeing someone who's a freaking sin against nature
cryptkeeper diz:
oO
Overdose diz:
But I'll try my best to respect your homoness
cryptkeeper diz:
ummmm sin agianst nature your really homophobic
cryptkeeper diz:

Overdose diz:
this is so going to e-studios
Overdose diz:
thank you, I really needed those laughs
cryptkeeper diz:
xD
cryptkeeper diz:
your evil


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#1183 Hobbesy

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Posted 28 March 2008 - 18:54

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Høbbes1098: They are going to search for "Normal" WoW behavoir.
Høbbes1098: And arrest those who deviat.
Høbbes1098: WoW our goverment sucks.
Barney Calhoun: they'd have better luck finding the Holy Grail in a box of Lucky Charms
Høbbes1098: ROFL


#1184 Comr4de

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 01:15

@ "doses and Crypts convo:

LOL

also:

ALLY FOHEVAH!
(we got better chicks =D)

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#1185 Strategia

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 16:20

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Strategia zegt (17:12):
ello
[a=1][c=0]ฬคггเ๏гร кเภﻮร [c=12][/a]【☆】[c=3]ฬคггเ๏г кเ๔[/c]【☆】[/c][/c] zegt (17:12):
Yellow
Strategia zegt (17:12):
green
[a=1][c=0]ฬคггเ๏гร кเภﻮร [c=12][/a]【☆】[c=3]ฬคггเ๏г кเ๔[/c]【☆】[/c][/c] zegt (17:12):
SPARTA!AA!!
Strategia zegt (17:12):
MADNESS!!!
[a=1][c=0]ฬคггเ๏гร кเภﻮร [c=12][/a]【☆】[c=3]ฬคггเ๏г кเ๔[/c]【☆】[/c][/c] zegt (17:13):
MADNESS!?
[a=1][c=0]ฬคггเ๏гร кเภﻮร [c=12][/a]【☆】[c=3]ฬคггเ๏г кเ๔[/c]【☆】[/c][/c] zegt (17:13):
THIS IS RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strategia zegt (17:13):
THIS..... IS..... INSANITYYYYY!!!
[a=1][c=0]ฬคггเ๏гร кเภﻮร [c=12][/a]【☆】[c=3]ฬคггเ๏г кเ๔[/c]【☆】[/c][/c] zegt (17:13):
*Kicks in Strategia's nuts*
Strategia zegt (17:13):
ah, thanks, I'd forgotten my nutcracker at home. You want some?


#1186 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 17:12

@Hobbes and Nid's convo: I see the whole me and Stinger thing hasn't exactly been "let go". :dope:
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Posted 29 March 2008 - 22:08

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#1188 Foxhound

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 22:35

:rotfll:

Edited by Foxhound, 29 March 2008 - 22:37.

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#1189 Strategia

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 00:05

Oh my God they killed Comr4de! :rolleyes:

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 01:42

:rotfll:

Just now we had this xD

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<Gsus> dude...
<Ailestrike> with the last name .png?
<Gsus> ... u should gimme voice...
<Gsus> not doing so is not good for your mind as you can see...
<PrinceKassad> she's a keyboard layout and her name is "German (International)"
*** Gsus has been kicked by Bob (That'll Learn Ya!)
<Kid> ROFL
*** Gsus has joined #estudios

Edited by кเ๔, 31 March 2008 - 19:30.


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#1191 Strategia

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 22:06

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Strategia zegt (0:10):
how good's your connection?
Dima zegt (0:10):
Umm.
Dima zegt (0:10):
10x better than dial up
Dima zegt (0:11):
So 100 km/sec
Strategia zegt (0:11):
rly?
Dima zegt (0:11):
Yes.
Strategia zegt (0:12):
/quoted


#1192 Alias

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 11:00

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Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I need to mail somethin to China
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I can has assistance?
Postbox says:
*Charges may apply*
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Hmmm
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I need to mail the common cold to China.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
They have a Tripod problem over there.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Will I still get charged shipping fees?
Postbox says:
*Surcharge applies for bio agents*
Postbox says:
Please pay at your local Post Office
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Ok then
Postbox says:
*Caution - you may be put on trial for war crimes.*
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
hmm
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I can pay that off with a well placed rickroll.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
*pays up to post office*
Postbox says:
I suggest you use the new Leaflet Drop replacement; Mail Strike; to disable the Tripods.
Postbox says:
*Sponsored by Royal Mail*
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I see
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
does it drop chinese people loaded up with the Common Cold?
Postbox says:
No, it just saves Mailman his delivery fees.
Postbox says:
We are endorsed by David Caruso, by the way.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I see
Postbox says:
"Looks like they have it personal, Horatio"
"Indeed they do, best and most trusted"
Postbox says:
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
LOL
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Well, I'll take your advice then Mr Postbox
Postbox says:
Serving the world since 1660.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
You're doing a Bangup Job.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Unfortunately the Mailman fails me sometimes...
Postbox says:
Please insert your mail.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
*insers envelope containing the common cold*
Postbox says:
http://img401.images...nletterssn2.jpg
Postbox says:
Delicious
Postbox says:
The Mailman will continue the order.
Postbox says:
Thankyou for doing business with Royal Mail.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
That always cracks me up.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Thank YOU for always standing on the street corner when I need you
Postbox says:
I've got nothing better to do.

Edited by Postbox, 01 April 2008 - 11:13.


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#1193 Nid

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 19:11

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Lady Elizabeth says:
Why am I getting viagra ads in my junk mail when ovbiously I lack the equipment to ultilize it.
Duo Maxwell says:
LOL


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Lady Elizabeth says:
Oh remember where they was discussing custom weather effects in the MG?
Lady Elizabeth says:
I found a interesting video from halogen with just fog, wana see?
Duo Maxwell says:
Yeah I could do with it.
Lady Elizabeth says:
http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Edited by Duo Maxwell, 01 April 2008 - 19:42.

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#1194 Lizzie

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 20:04

I just had to get my fool shot in before the day was over. :)
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#1195 Dr HaxX

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 21:09

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Match says:
Hey it WAS original

Match says:
Gotta give me that

Lord Atlantis says:
*gives you that*

Edited by Match, 02 April 2008 - 21:10.

Remember me? You old timers?

#1196 Comr4de

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Posted 04 April 2008 - 06:28

View PostPostbox, on 1 Apr 2008, 5:00, said:

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Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I need to mail somethin to China
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I can has assistance?
Postbox says:
*Charges may apply*
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Hmmm
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I need to mail the common cold to China.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
They have a Tripod problem over there.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Will I still get charged shipping fees?
Postbox says:
*Surcharge applies for bio agents*
Postbox says:
Please pay at your local Post Office
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Ok then
Postbox says:
*Caution - you may be put on trial for war crimes.*
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
hmm
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I can pay that off with a well placed rickroll.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
*pays up to post office*
Postbox says:
I suggest you use the new Leaflet Drop replacement; Mail Strike; to disable the Tripods.
Postbox says:
*Sponsored by Royal Mail*
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I see
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
does it drop chinese people loaded up with the Common Cold?
Postbox says:
No, it just saves Mailman his delivery fees.
Postbox says:
We are endorsed by David Caruso, by the way.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
I see
Postbox says:
"Looks like they have it personal, Horatio"
"Indeed they do, best and most trusted"
Postbox says:
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
LOL
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Well, I'll take your advice then Mr Postbox
Postbox says:
Serving the world since 1660.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
You're doing a Bangup Job.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Unfortunately the Mailman fails me sometimes...
Postbox says:
Please insert your mail.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
*insers envelope containing the common cold*
Postbox says:
http://img401.images...nletterssn2.jpg
Postbox says:
Delicious
Postbox says:
The Mailman will continue the order.
Postbox says:
Thankyou for doing business with Royal Mail.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
That always cracks me up.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] says:
Thank YOU for always standing on the street corner when I need you
Postbox says:
I've got nothing better to do.


This has to be requoted, its that good, :)

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#1197 Strategia

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Posted 04 April 2008 - 14:53

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Ellipsis zegt (16:50):
My brother deleted ZH.
Strategia zegt (16:50):
kill it with fire
Strategia zegt (16:50):
also, wtf?
Ellipsis zegt (16:51):
I know.
Strategia zegt (16:51):
how can he do that?
Ellipsis zegt (16:51):
An idiot.
Strategia zegt (16:51):
no srsly, go all Steven Seagal on his ass
Strategia zegt (16:51):
"I don't wanna resort to violence..... I just don't have a choice!"


#1198 Cryptkeeper

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Posted 04 April 2008 - 15:34

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cryptkeeper says:
never ever has someone emotions seemed so much like me
cryptkeeper says:
its almost like we were made for each other I don't normally say thigns liek this but expecially sence i know nothign is perfect
cryptkeeper says:
but inside we are very very similiar
Stinger says:
You have a uterus too? Oo
cryptkeeper says:
xDDD


#1199 Kris

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Posted 05 April 2008 - 10:18

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Prophet [CNCRE] says (6:16 PM):
well i have to go.
Prophet [CNCRE] says (6:16 PM):
got to cock lunch
=]Chris[= says (6:16 PM):
okay
=]Chris[= says (6:16 PM):
LOL :P
Prophet [CNCRE] says (6:16 PM):
c]
=]Chris[= says (6:16 PM):
*quotes o:*
Prophet [CNCRE] says (6:16 PM):
ahh crap








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Posted 06 April 2008 - 03:46

<Master_Chief> GAH...both, my whole MSN contact list and my whole ICQ contact list is offline >.<
<Ailestrike> I gots a action figurehai
<Ailestrike> hai*
<Ailestrike> we were just talkinmg about penis's
<Master_Chief> ROFL
<Master_Chief> *quotes*



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