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Jazzie Spurs's Photo Jazzie Spurs 18 Jul 2008

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貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (14:55):
Noes
貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (14:55):
9|
貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (14:55):
7|*
貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (14:55):
...
           艾フム乙乙 [ズノﮮﮮリ]艾             dice (14:55):
whyes D:
           艾フム乙乙 [ズノﮮﮮリ]艾             dice (14:55):
LOL
貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (14:55):
:P*
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Slightly Wonky Robob's Photo Slightly Wonky Robob 18 Jul 2008

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Strategia's Photo Strategia 18 Jul 2008

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Michael "MentalAss" Spiteri zegt (0:31):
fuck
Michael "MentalAss" Spiteri zegt (0:32):
gotta love canada and it pulling thunderstorms out her ass
Strategia, Inc. zegt (0:32):
so quoting that
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Hobbesy's Photo Hobbesy 19 Jul 2008

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[20:39] Sean/Hobbes: I'm calling E.V.E. baby!
[20:39] E.V.E.: yeah whatzup
[20:40] Sean/Hobbes: Yeah, I'd like a double cheese pepperoni pizza.
[20:40] Sean/Hobbes: With breadsticks, and a liter of Coca-cola.
[20:41] E.V.E.: That'll be 13,25.
[20:41] Sean/Hobbes: Euros or US Dollars?
[20:41] E.V.E.: XD
[20:41] E.V.E.: US
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Mr. Mylo's Photo Mr. Mylo 19 Jul 2008

... E.V.E. don't sell pizzas Hobbesy
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Slightly Wonky Robob's Photo Slightly Wonky Robob 21 Jul 2008

Two staffers at the peak of physical and mental strength, in a battle of wit and cunning.

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[20:02:27] Bob: well, time for some man-crisps
[20:02:50] Bob: That should temporarily reduce the boredom
[20:03:07] Dauth: I don't think you're butch enough for man-crisps
[20:03:19] Bob: o rly?
[20:03:33] Dauth: rly
[20:03:50] Bob: no wai
[20:04:05] Dauth: wai
[20:04:09] Bob: no
[20:04:52] Dauth: yes
[20:05:10] Bob: nope
[20:05:50] Dauth: yaaart
[20:06:01] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:06:22] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:06:32] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:07:01] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:07:09] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:07:35] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:07:41] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:08:18] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:08:26] Bob: and I have just finished eating them, so you were wrong
[20:09:05] Dauth: But soon you will feel all wrong
[20:09:12] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:09:47] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:09:56] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:10:07] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:10:33] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:10:39] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:10:47] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:10:59] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:11:04] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:11:43] Dauth: *uh-hu*
[20:11:50] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:12:02] Dauth: *uh-hu*
[20:12:07] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:12:21] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:12:25] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:12:50] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:13:01] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:13:08] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:13:13] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:14:03] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:14:22] Bob: nuh-uh
in b4 uh-hu
[20:14:39] Dauth: ok
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Dauth's Photo Dauth 21 Jul 2008

Hehe
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Wizard's Photo Wizard 21 Jul 2008

It's like watching Freud and Einstein satirising Bevis & Butthead!
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G-sus's Photo G-sus 21 Jul 2008

he thar... let the real Beavis back to IRC!
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Reaper94's Photo Reaper94 23 Jul 2008

this aint a funny quote but its true:

Friend's Bebo Profile said:

Stereotypes.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUSTmust not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I DON'T LIVE WITH MY CHILD, so I MUST be a dead beat parent.

I'm ATHLETIC, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST drink and do drugs.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virign.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITHA MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm ITALIAN, so my family MUST own a pizzeria.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm REALLY INTO MY MUSIC, so I MUST be scene.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST not care about people's feelings.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST rob, do graffiti and stab people.

I WEAR GIRL PANTS, so I MUST have no friends.

My BOYFRIENDS OLDER THAN ME, so he MUST only be w/ me 4 sex.

I WEAR LEG BRACES, so I MUST be "crippled"

This is to help people know that labels and stereotypes don't apply. We are all human, yet we are all different. Every mind works in different ways. Please, use your own amazing, unique mind to see that spite is everywhere. You don't need to add to it.
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Nid's Photo Nid 23 Jul 2008

View PostKiba, on 23 Jul 2008, 14:02, said:

this aint a funny quote but its true:

Friend's Bebo Profile said:

Stereotypes.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.


I've seen this chain before around myspace. Regardless, from the two opening lines, you can tell what kind of person went out of their way to write all that. *Cough*

On a side note:
If it's not a funny quote, what's it doing here?
Edited by Niddy, 23 July 2008 - 14:54.
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Comr4de's Photo Comr4de 24 Jul 2008

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Kevin - Vacance! - AKA Kamikazi - Home Alone says (4:42 AM):
Its huge
Comr4de / Luis says (4:43 AM):
thats what she said
Comr4de / Luis says (4:43 AM):
8|
Kevin - Vacance! - AKA Kamikazi - Home Alone says (4:44 AM):
Whahaha :rolleyes:


8|
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CodeCat's Photo CodeCat 24 Jul 2008

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[12:19] <BlackDragon> hey wow did you know if you do /quit <username> you can cause someone to be kicked from the channel ???
[12:19] <CodeCat> No
[12:19] <BlackDragon> yeah
[12:19] * Vaed (~matrizorn@FUR-58628D06.area5.spcsdns.net) Quit (Quit: CodeCat)
[12:19] <Ryver_MystDragon> No
[12:19] <CodeCat> lol Vaed fell for it
[12:19] <Tails> wow
[12:19] <BlackDragon> lol
[12:19] <Tails> Vaed just got epic stupid points.
[12:19] <BlackDragon> XD
[12:19] * Vaed (~matrizorn@FUR-58628D06.area5.spcsdns.net) has joined
[12:19] <BlackDragon> XD
[12:19] <Tails> Vaed
[12:19] <Vaed> no you can't ^^
[12:20] <Tails> you are now the proud owner
[12:20] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Vaed
[12:20] <Tails> of 100 stupid points.
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Slightly Wonky Robob's Photo Slightly Wonky Robob 24 Jul 2008

So I see Gsus has assumed another alias >.>
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G-sus's Photo G-sus 24 Jul 2008

View PostBob, on 24 Jul 2008, 12:24, said:

So I see Gsus has assumed another alias >.>

nope, i´m still not allowed in there... :(
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Foxhound's Photo Foxhound 24 Jul 2008

That's not even from ES, anyway.
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The_Hunter's Photo The_Hunter 25 Jul 2008

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[09:58] G-sus: he thar! quit surfing the net and go to work! : P
[09:58] The_Hunter: i got a day off
[09:58] The_Hunter: B)
[09:59] G-sus: damn...
[09:59] G-sus: going to work now..
[09:59] The_Hunter: yea get your lasy arse outa here
[09:59] G-sus: meh..
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Slightly Wonky Robob's Photo Slightly Wonky Robob 25 Jul 2008

|8 Oh Gsus, when will you learn
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Dauth's Photo Dauth 25 Jul 2008

On behalf of Gsus *NEVA*
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Mbob61's Photo Mbob61 25 Jul 2008

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ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
we will beat everyone with our mega plosion jelly cannon
Kevin - Vacance! (ip) - AKA Kamikazi - Laptop says:
XD
Kevin - Vacance! (ip) - AKA Kamikazi - Laptop says:
*zap* :D
Kevin - Vacance! (ip) - AKA Kamikazi - Laptop says:
Jelly brain:D
Kevin - Vacance! (ip) - AKA Kamikazi - Laptop says:
Doesnt effect Bush D:
Kevin - Vacance! (ip) - AKA Kamikazi - Laptop says:
He already has one:P

Edited by mbob61, 25 July 2008 - 13:19.
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Nid's Photo Nid 25 Jul 2008

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nidmeister: She destroyed what was left of my love for her, by ruining one of the best movies of the year for me.
Nem: she deserves pain
nidmeister: Indeed
nidmeister: lend me your hacksaw.
Nem: D:
nidmeister: Fine
nidmeister: the hammer?
Nem: i was talking about ignoring a few calls you physco path!
Nem: :D
nidmeister: ...
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CodeCat's Photo CodeCat 26 Jul 2008

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[01:08] <CodeCat> Hey what was that keylogger exploit thing again?
[01:08] <Fae`liin_M`taali> lol
[01:08] <Fae`liin_M`taali> DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0
[01:08] * Snowblind[StuckInAWall] (~IceChat7@FUR-A125FC0D.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[01:08] * Arokh (~Arokh@FUR-E2B6684A.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[01:09] * WiNgS (~Murr@FUR-50141A51.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
[01:09] * Fae`liin_M`taali chuckles
[01:09] <CodeCat> Yeah, that one
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Foxhound's Photo Foxhound 27 Jul 2008

CodeCat. Hax the haxx0rz.
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logical2u's Photo logical2u 27 Jul 2008

Spoiler alert ---

It's not actually an exploit/hack.

Norton and at least one other company has it set up that if they detect that phrase they auto-disconnect you from IRC, as they assume that your computer has become part of an IRC used to control botnets.

--- End Spoiler alert

On the other hand, it's still funny that people fall for it.
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CodeCat's Photo CodeCat 28 Jul 2008

No, the problem is with some routers. Their firewalls have a bug which disconnects when those messages are found.
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