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#1576 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:56

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貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (14:55):
Noes
貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (14:55):
9|
貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (14:55):
7|*
貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (14:55):
...
           艾フム乙乙 [ズノﮮﮮリ]艾             dice (14:55):
whyes D:
           艾フム乙乙 [ズノﮮﮮリ]艾             dice (14:55):
LOL
貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (14:55):
:P*


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#1577 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:57

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#1578 Strategia

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 22:25

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Michael "MentalAss" Spiteri zegt (0:31):
fuck
Michael "MentalAss" Spiteri zegt (0:32):
gotta love canada and it pulling thunderstorms out her ass
Strategia, Inc. zegt (0:32):
so quoting that


#1579 Hobbesy

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Posted 19 July 2008 - 00:45

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[20:39] Sean/Hobbes: I'm calling E.V.E. baby!
[20:39] E.V.E.: yeah whatzup
[20:40] Sean/Hobbes: Yeah, I'd like a double cheese pepperoni pizza.
[20:40] Sean/Hobbes: With breadsticks, and a liter of Coca-cola.
[20:41] E.V.E.: That'll be 13,25.
[20:41] Sean/Hobbes: Euros or US Dollars?
[20:41] E.V.E.: XD
[20:41] E.V.E.: US


#1580 Mr. Mylo

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Posted 19 July 2008 - 06:34

... E.V.E. don't sell pizzas Hobbesy
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 19:21

Two staffers at the peak of physical and mental strength, in a battle of wit and cunning.

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[20:02:27] Bob: well, time for some man-crisps
[20:02:50] Bob: That should temporarily reduce the boredom
[20:03:07] Dauth: I don't think you're butch enough for man-crisps
[20:03:19] Bob: o rly?
[20:03:33] Dauth: rly
[20:03:50] Bob: no wai
[20:04:05] Dauth: wai
[20:04:09] Bob: no
[20:04:52] Dauth: yes
[20:05:10] Bob: nope
[20:05:50] Dauth: yaaart
[20:06:01] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:06:22] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:06:32] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:07:01] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:07:09] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:07:35] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:07:41] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:08:18] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:08:26] Bob: and I have just finished eating them, so you were wrong
[20:09:05] Dauth: But soon you will feel all wrong
[20:09:12] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:09:47] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:09:56] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:10:07] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:10:33] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:10:39] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:10:47] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:10:59] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:11:04] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:11:43] Dauth: *uh-hu*
[20:11:50] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:12:02] Dauth: *uh-hu*
[20:12:07] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:12:21] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:12:25] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:12:50] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:13:01] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:13:08] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:13:13] Bob: nuh-uh
[20:14:03] Dauth: uh-hu
[20:14:22] Bob: nuh-uh
in b4 uh-hu
[20:14:39] Dauth: ok

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#1582 Dauth

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 19:25

Hehe

#1583 Wizard

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 19:33

It's like watching Freud and Einstein satirising Bevis & Butthead!

#1584 G-sus

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 19:38

he thar... let the real Beavis back to IRC!
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#1585 Reaper94

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Posted 23 July 2008 - 13:02

this aint a funny quote but its true:

Friend's Bebo Profile said:

Stereotypes.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUSTmust not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I DON'T LIVE WITH MY CHILD, so I MUST be a dead beat parent.

I'm ATHLETIC, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST drink and do drugs.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virign.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITHA MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm ITALIAN, so my family MUST own a pizzeria.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm REALLY INTO MY MUSIC, so I MUST be scene.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST not care about people's feelings.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST rob, do graffiti and stab people.

I WEAR GIRL PANTS, so I MUST have no friends.

My BOYFRIENDS OLDER THAN ME, so he MUST only be w/ me 4 sex.

I WEAR LEG BRACES, so I MUST be "crippled"

This is to help people know that labels and stereotypes don't apply. We are all human, yet we are all different. Every mind works in different ways. Please, use your own amazing, unique mind to see that spite is everywhere. You don't need to add to it.


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MY BEAK IS ONE WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.

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#1586 Nid

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Posted 23 July 2008 - 14:53

View PostKiba, on 23 Jul 2008, 14:02, said:

this aint a funny quote but its true:

Friend's Bebo Profile said:

Stereotypes.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.


I've seen this chain before around myspace. Regardless, from the two opening lines, you can tell what kind of person went out of their way to write all that. *Cough*

On a side note:
If it's not a funny quote, what's it doing here?

Edited by Niddy, 23 July 2008 - 14:54.

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#1587 Comr4de

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 09:46

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Kevin - Vacance! - AKA Kamikazi - Home Alone says (4:42 AM):
Its huge
Comr4de / Luis says (4:43 AM):
thats what she said
Comr4de / Luis says (4:43 AM):
8|
Kevin - Vacance! - AKA Kamikazi - Home Alone says (4:44 AM):
Whahaha :rolleyes:


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#1588 CodeCat

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 10:22

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[12:19] <BlackDragon> hey wow did you know if you do /quit <username> you can cause someone to be kicked from the channel ???
[12:19] <CodeCat> No
[12:19] <BlackDragon> yeah
[12:19] * Vaed (~matrizorn@FUR-58628D06.area5.spcsdns.net) Quit (Quit: CodeCat)
[12:19] <Ryver_MystDragon> No
[12:19] <CodeCat> lol Vaed fell for it
[12:19] <Tails> wow
[12:19] <BlackDragon> lol
[12:19] <Tails> Vaed just got epic stupid points.
[12:19] <BlackDragon> XD
[12:19] * Vaed (~matrizorn@FUR-58628D06.area5.spcsdns.net) has joined
[12:19] <BlackDragon> XD
[12:19] <Tails> Vaed
[12:19] <Vaed> no you can't ^^
[12:20] <Tails> you are now the proud owner
[12:20] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Vaed
[12:20] <Tails> of 100 stupid points.

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#1589 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 10:24

So I see Gsus has assumed another alias >.>
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#1590 G-sus

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 15:59

View PostBob, on 24 Jul 2008, 12:24, said:

So I see Gsus has assumed another alias >.>

nope, i´m still not allowed in there... :(
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#1591 Foxhound

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 16:30

That's not even from ES, anyway.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 08:00

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[09:58] G-sus: he thar! quit surfing the net and go to work! : P
[09:58] The_Hunter: i got a day off
[09:58] The_Hunter: B)
[09:59] G-sus: damn...
[09:59] G-sus: going to work now..
[09:59] The_Hunter: yea get your lasy arse outa here
[09:59] G-sus: meh..

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#1593 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 08:21

|8 Oh Gsus, when will you learn
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:11

On behalf of Gsus *NEVA*

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 13:19

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ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
we will beat everyone with our mega plosion jelly cannon
Kevin - Vacance! (ip) - AKA Kamikazi - Laptop says:
XD
Kevin - Vacance! (ip) - AKA Kamikazi - Laptop says:
*zap* :D
Kevin - Vacance! (ip) - AKA Kamikazi - Laptop says:
Jelly brain:D
Kevin - Vacance! (ip) - AKA Kamikazi - Laptop says:
Doesnt effect Bush D:
Kevin - Vacance! (ip) - AKA Kamikazi - Laptop says:
He already has one:P

Edited by mbob61, 25 July 2008 - 13:19.

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#1596 Nid

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 22:20

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nidmeister: She destroyed what was left of my love for her, by ruining one of the best movies of the year for me.
Nem: she deserves pain
nidmeister: Indeed
nidmeister: lend me your hacksaw.
Nem: D:
nidmeister: Fine
nidmeister: the hammer?
Nem: i was talking about ignoring a few calls you physco path!
Nem: :D
nidmeister: ...

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#1597 CodeCat

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 23:13

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[01:08] <CodeCat> Hey what was that keylogger exploit thing again?
[01:08] <Fae`liin_M`taali> lol
[01:08] <Fae`liin_M`taali> DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0
[01:08] * Snowblind[StuckInAWall] (~IceChat7@FUR-A125FC0D.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[01:08] * Arokh (~Arokh@FUR-E2B6684A.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[01:09] * WiNgS (~Murr@FUR-50141A51.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
[01:09] * Fae`liin_M`taali chuckles
[01:09] <CodeCat> Yeah, that one

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#1598 Foxhound

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 00:08

CodeCat. Hax the haxx0rz.
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#1599 logical2u

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 20:41

Spoiler alert ---

It's not actually an exploit/hack.

Norton and at least one other company has it set up that if they detect that phrase they auto-disconnect you from IRC, as they assume that your computer has become part of an IRC used to control botnets.

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On the other hand, it's still funny that people fall for it.
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#1600 CodeCat

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 00:08

No, the problem is with some routers. Their firewalls have a bug which disconnects when those messages are found.
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