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#1601 logical2u

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 00:27

You mean,

the internet...

LIED TO ME!?

Then... then... then.... my, my...

WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!

I AM THE FINAL CYLON D:
Keep Going On Till Dawn
How Many Times Must Another Line Be Drawn
We Could Be Down And Gone
But We Hold On

#1602 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 19:31

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Anubis says (9:30 PM):
also the dick side needs more detail
Anubis says (9:30 PM):
and i'm not talking about balls


Talkin' bout Titans..

#1603 Nem

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 03:46

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 03:47

Don't edit my words...
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#1605 Nem

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 03:53

:D

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 04:29

Damn, bro. That's...uh...cool, I guess.

Anyway, this quote isn't from ES, it's from Facebook, but I thought it was pretty damn funny.

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(5:14pm)Justin
haha ya know, I have never been able to figure out where teenage girls get the boundless enthusiaism to employ the exclemation point as liberally as they do

(5:15pm)Laurissa
I do it all the time!

(5:16pm)Justin
I know. I think it's hysterically funny because every girl I talk to online or text does it

well, except jackie

(5:16pm)Laurissa
lol

(5:16pm)Justin
still haven't figured it out

(5:16pm)Laurissa
resisting the urge to so bad!
oooww my goodness! you're so right though! we do it all the time!

(5:17pm)Justin
hahahahaha

(5:18pm)Laurissa
I know right

(5:18pm)Justin
right

(5:18pm)Laurissa
it's like a drug those dang excemation points

(5:18pm)Justin
lol

(5:49pm)Justin
i still have ten minutes before the bar opens and im running out of stuff to do

(5:50pm)Laurissa
I would share my cupcakes but you're alittle far away!

I'll eat one for you though!

(5:51pm)Justin
Okay!

Sounds awesome!

(5:51pm)Laurissa
lol!

(5:51pm)Justin
I totally missed that you said you finished your cupcakes until just a second ago!

(5:52pm)Laurissa
lol! they really are awsome! but I'm going to have to clean the iceing off the keyboard

(5:52pm)Justin
lol! Well I guess it's worth it!

Haha I'm totally making fun of the whole exclamation point thing now!

(5:53pm)Laurissa
dangit I forgot

and thankyou for the sarcasm!

(5:54pm)Justin
lol no you don't have to stop I just find it amusing and can't figure out where all the enthusiasim comes from

because it's literally like every single teenage girl I talk to except for one

(5:55pm)Laurissa
lol it might come from those girly hormones..or coffee...

who really knows though??

(5:56pm)Justin
haha well I don't think I'm gonna start taking estrogen pills just to gain more enthusiasim for life, and I drink enough coffee

I think teenage girls are just odd

(5:57pm)Laurissa
lol...odd yeah

(5:58pm)Justin
yeah, definately odd, yet mostly lovable

most of the time

(5:58pm)Laurissa
they should really study thoroughly the issue of exclemation points and young girls!!!
!!!
!!!

(5:58pm)Justin
hahahahahahahaha

That could be a groundbreaking, Nobel-Peace-Prize-winning project

(6:01pm)Laurissa
i second that motion..it will totally be the biggest deal in our political and echonomical lives at this point in time!...so big it will rock the world!

(6:01pm)Justin
hahahaha

(6:02pm)Laurissa
i'm so glad you got that! it would totally suck if you didn't get sarcasm!

those people are so blah

(6:02pm)Justin
lol I'm so sarcastic myself, that sometimes I don't get it when other people are sarcastic

(6:04pm)Laurissa
I have my moments

(6:15pm)Laurissa
well hey I'm going to go to bed so I'll ttyl! love you!!!

(6:15pm)Justin
alright!

ttyl!!!!!!!!!!

haha

(6:16pm)Laurissa
night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just IM me sometime!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!

(6:16pm)Justin
ok lol

damn

(6:16pm)Laurissa
lol

(6:16pm)Justin
EXCLEMATION POINT TRIP!!!!!!!

(6:16pm)Laurissa
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

(6:17pm)Justin
WHOAAAA!!!

(6:17pm)Laurissa
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I could do this all night but I'm going to bed! lol

(6:17pm)Justin
lol ok

g'night miss

(6:17pm)Laurissa
bye!!!

!!!

Edited by PFC Carrow, 31 July 2008 - 04:31.

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 06:45

*Metal Gear Solid exclamation noise*
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#1608 Zeke

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 16:37

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Hobbes says:
I've known Christ since he was a wee little lad.
Hobbes says:
*Chris*
Zeke says:
lol :)
Hobbes says:
Gonna quote that fritz? :)
Zeke says:
maybe <>


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Posted 01 August 2008 - 19:42

I'm in Ireland at the moment, logged in on an MSN webclient:

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Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: what you doing in ireland?
I say: Hunting leprechauns
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: ah
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: why?
I say: They stole me pot o' gold!
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: *hides said pot under his bed* did they now?
I say: Yes they did, and I'm going to find them... those wascally lepwechauns! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: 0.o
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: *puts up a 'rabbit season open' sign*
I say: What, you want me to hunt fox food?
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: *nods*
I say: Then what'll the foxies eat?
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: mcdonalds
I say: lol I am so quoting this

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 05:59

Ewww, McDonalds :)
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Posted 02 August 2008 - 21:37

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Comr4de / Luis says:
ok sec
Comr4de / Luis says:
takes forever for winamp to start up
Comr4de / Luis says:
duh
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
*can play doom 3 on ultra high settings on his laptop*
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
:read:
Comr4de / Luis says:
*grabs hammer*
Comr4de / Luis says:
8o)
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
ye better kill me with that hammer too then becouse if you don't i will
Comr4de / Luis says:
LOL
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
that's qoute material
Comr4de / Luis says:
yes :/

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 19:55

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Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
Fair play to the guy
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
he's "in love" I guess.
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
and he has a lack of money, and the stuff we do does cost quite a bit sometimes.
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
especially when he splashes out on Sarah.
   (B)Smiffy!(B)       Her Smile It Was Gold, It Was Rose, I Was Takin Sips Of It Through My Nose!         says:
and her carpet
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
but I mean, I don't wanna sound like a woman here, but I feel so used.
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
LOL
   (B)Smiffy!(B)       Her Smile It Was Gold, It Was Rose, I Was Takin Sips Of It Through My Nose!         says:
lmaooooo
   (B)Smiffy!(B)       Her Smile It Was Gold, It Was Rose, I Was Takin Sips Of It Through My Nose!         says:
used and abused we are llama
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
Carpet.
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
Jiz.
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
eww.

Me and a friend discussing one of our other friends and his actions differing around spending time with us and spending time around his girlfriend.
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 22:47

Poor Carpet. :/

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 01:07

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 18:51

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[19:49] G-sus: thrust me, you wouldnt notice...


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Posted 04 August 2008 - 18:54

D: goddammit...
why didnt i notice THAT...
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#1617 Dauth

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 19:00

Keep that to topics with someone else, someone purple

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 09:29

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[19:49] G-sus: thrust me, you wouldnt notice...


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Posted 06 August 2008 - 03:57

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<Hobbes> Shaddap ho
<Hobbes> *Slaps*
* +Nem holds face with one hand
<+Nem> How rude!
<Hobbes> SMACK BY GENTLEMAN UP A BIT
* +Nem recks the place and leaves


BE SMACKIN' MAH NEMS ALL DAY LONG Y'ALL.


PEACE OUT TA ALL MAH HOMIEZ!

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 06:46

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Nem: those skills can be applied to EVERYTHING
zerokamikaze: I do graphic design
zerokamikaze: but I don't do beautification
zerokamikaze: that technique is the devil's work
Nem: LOL


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Posted 06 August 2008 - 21:50

Discussing alcohol

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E.V.E. {Gaming}: Sorry I got none here Dauth. : (
E.V.E. {Gaming}: I be sure that the next time when I have one
E.V.E. {Gaming}: I instantly contact you
Ben: Dauth:: How sweet
Ben: Dauth:: I drink booze and think of you


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Posted 06 August 2008 - 21:58

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[9:20:35 PM] Corey says: Damn PayPal
[9:20:43 PM] Corey says: it's just like my other friends.
[9:20:57 PM] Corey says: Always asking me for money...

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#1623 Comr4de

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 22:04

MSN Convo earlier today:
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Posted 06 August 2008 - 22:06

View PostComr4de, on 6 Aug 2008, 17:04, said:

MSN Convo earlier today:
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-_- <- That was the best part.

Pucker up!

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 23:03

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Hobbesy/Sean says (6:01 PM):
A10 up in the sky
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:01 PM):
I can fly twice as high
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:01 PM):
Just take a look
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:02 PM):
It's in a MiG
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:02 PM):
Warfare Rainbow
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:02 PM):
I caaaan kiiill aaaanythiiiing!
TheDR says (6:02 PM):
You do send some silly messages ;)
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:02 PM):
That's me!
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:02 PM):
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TheDR says (6:03 PM):
I have something
TheDR says (6:03 PM):
Thats catchy
TheDR says (6:04 PM):
Be warned, tis very creapy
TheDR says (6:04 PM):
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=5Q-e_T4WRcs
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:04 PM):
What the fuck?
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:04 PM):
Hahahaha
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:05 PM):
Kinky boots?
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:05 PM):
:lol:
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:05 PM):
You made my day.
TheDR says (6:05 PM):
Told you it was creapy :)
TheDR says (6:05 PM):
haha thats good

Edited by Høbbesy, 06 August 2008 - 23:04.




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