Funny quotes
#1601
Posted 28 July 2008 - 00:27
the internet...
LIED TO ME!?
Then... then... then.... my, my...
WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!
I AM THE FINAL CYLON D:
How Many Times Must Another Line Be Drawn
We Could Be Down And Gone
But We Hold On
#1602
Posted 30 July 2008 - 19:31
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also the dick side needs more detail
Anubis says (9:30 PM):
and i'm not talking about balls
Talkin' bout Titans..
#1603
Posted 31 July 2008 - 03:46
#1605
Posted 31 July 2008 - 03:53
#1606
Posted 31 July 2008 - 04:29
Anyway, this quote isn't from ES, it's from Facebook, but I thought it was pretty damn funny.
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haha ya know, I have never been able to figure out where teenage girls get the boundless enthusiaism to employ the exclemation point as liberally as they do
(5:15pm)Laurissa
I do it all the time!
(5:16pm)Justin
I know. I think it's hysterically funny because every girl I talk to online or text does it
well, except jackie
(5:16pm)Laurissa
lol
(5:16pm)Justin
still haven't figured it out
(5:16pm)Laurissa
resisting the urge to so bad!
oooww my goodness! you're so right though! we do it all the time!
(5:17pm)Justin
hahahahaha
(5:18pm)Laurissa
I know right
(5:18pm)Justin
right
(5:18pm)Laurissa
it's like a drug those dang excemation points
(5:18pm)Justin
lol
(5:49pm)Justin
i still have ten minutes before the bar opens and im running out of stuff to do
(5:50pm)Laurissa
I would share my cupcakes but you're alittle far away!
I'll eat one for you though!
(5:51pm)Justin
Okay!
Sounds awesome!
(5:51pm)Laurissa
lol!
(5:51pm)Justin
I totally missed that you said you finished your cupcakes until just a second ago!
(5:52pm)Laurissa
lol! they really are awsome! but I'm going to have to clean the iceing off the keyboard
(5:52pm)Justin
lol! Well I guess it's worth it!
Haha I'm totally making fun of the whole exclamation point thing now!
(5:53pm)Laurissa
dangit I forgot
and thankyou for the sarcasm!
(5:54pm)Justin
lol no you don't have to stop I just find it amusing and can't figure out where all the enthusiasim comes from
because it's literally like every single teenage girl I talk to except for one
(5:55pm)Laurissa
lol it might come from those girly hormones..or coffee...
who really knows though??
(5:56pm)Justin
haha well I don't think I'm gonna start taking estrogen pills just to gain more enthusiasim for life, and I drink enough coffee
I think teenage girls are just odd
(5:57pm)Laurissa
lol...odd yeah
(5:58pm)Justin
yeah, definately odd, yet mostly lovable
most of the time
(5:58pm)Laurissa
they should really study thoroughly the issue of exclemation points and young girls!!!
!!!
!!!
(5:58pm)Justin
hahahahahahahaha
That could be a groundbreaking, Nobel-Peace-Prize-winning project
(6:01pm)Laurissa
i second that motion..it will totally be the biggest deal in our political and echonomical lives at this point in time!...so big it will rock the world!
(6:01pm)Justin
hahahaha
(6:02pm)Laurissa
i'm so glad you got that! it would totally suck if you didn't get sarcasm!
those people are so blah
(6:02pm)Justin
lol I'm so sarcastic myself, that sometimes I don't get it when other people are sarcastic
(6:04pm)Laurissa
I have my moments
(6:15pm)Laurissa
well hey I'm going to go to bed so I'll ttyl! love you!!!
(6:15pm)Justin
alright!
ttyl!!!!!!!!!!
haha
(6:16pm)Laurissa
night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just IM me sometime!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
(6:16pm)Justin
ok lol
damn
(6:16pm)Laurissa
lol
(6:16pm)Justin
EXCLEMATION POINT TRIP!!!!!!!
(6:16pm)Laurissa
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
(6:17pm)Justin
WHOAAAA!!!
(6:17pm)Laurissa
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I could do this all night but I'm going to bed! lol
(6:17pm)Justin
lol ok
g'night miss
(6:17pm)Laurissa
bye!!!
!!!
Edited by PFC Carrow, 31 July 2008 - 04:31.
0311 Rifleman
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
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#1608
Posted 01 August 2008 - 16:37
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I've known Christ since he was a wee little lad.
Hobbes says:
*Chris*
Zeke says:
lol
Hobbes says:
Gonna quote that fritz?
Zeke says:
maybe <>
#1609
Posted 01 August 2008 - 19:42
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I say: Hunting leprechauns
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: ah
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: why?
I say: They stole me pot o' gold!
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: *hides said pot under his bed* did they now?
I say: Yes they did, and I'm going to find them... those wascally lepwechauns! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: 0.o
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: *puts up a 'rabbit season open' sign*
I say: What, you want me to hunt fox food?
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: *nods*
I say: Then what'll the foxies eat?
Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox says: mcdonalds
I say: lol I am so quoting this
Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
#1611
Posted 02 August 2008 - 21:37
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ok sec
Comr4de / Luis says:
takes forever for winamp to start up
Comr4de / Luis says:
duh
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
*can play doom 3 on ultra high settings on his laptop*
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
Comr4de / Luis says:
*grabs hammer*
Comr4de / Luis says:
8o)
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
ye better kill me with that hammer too then becouse if you don't i will
Comr4de / Luis says:
LOL
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
that's qoute material
Comr4de / Luis says:
yes
#1612
Posted 03 August 2008 - 19:55
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Fair play to the guy
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
he's "in love" I guess.
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
and he has a lack of money, and the stuff we do does cost quite a bit sometimes.
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
especially when he splashes out on Sarah.
(B)Smiffy!(B) Her Smile It Was Gold, It Was Rose, I Was Takin Sips Of It Through My Nose! says:
and her carpet
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
but I mean, I don't wanna sound like a woman here, but I feel so used.
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
LOL
(B)Smiffy!(B) Her Smile It Was Gold, It Was Rose, I Was Takin Sips Of It Through My Nose! says:
lmaooooo
(B)Smiffy!(B) Her Smile It Was Gold, It Was Rose, I Was Takin Sips Of It Through My Nose! says:
used and abused we are llama
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
Carpet.
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
Jiz.
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:
eww.
Me and a friend discussing one of our other friends and his actions differing around spending time with us and spending time around his girlfriend.
#1613
Posted 03 August 2008 - 22:47
- E.V.E.
#1615
Posted 04 August 2008 - 18:51
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Yeurk
#1616
Posted 04 August 2008 - 18:54
why didnt i notice THAT...
(Sig by The DR)
True beauty comes from heart and mind.
(but perfection has also big boobs)
#1617
Posted 04 August 2008 - 19:00
#1619
Posted 06 August 2008 - 03:57
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<Hobbes> *Slaps*
* +Nem holds face with one hand
<+Nem> How rude!
<Hobbes> SMACK BY GENTLEMAN UP A BIT
* +Nem recks the place and leaves
BE SMACKIN' MAH NEMS ALL DAY LONG Y'ALL.
PEACE OUT TA ALL MAH HOMIEZ!
Edited by Høbbesy, 06 August 2008 - 03:57.
#1620
Posted 06 August 2008 - 06:46
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zerokamikaze: I do graphic design
zerokamikaze: but I don't do beautification
zerokamikaze: that technique is the devil's work
Nem: LOL
#1621
Posted 06 August 2008 - 21:50
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E.V.E. {Gaming}: I be sure that the next time when I have one
E.V.E. {Gaming}: I instantly contact you
Ben: Dauth:: How sweet
Ben: Dauth:: I drink booze and think of you
#1622
Posted 06 August 2008 - 21:58
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[9:20:43 PM] Corey says: it's just like my other friends.
[9:20:57 PM] Corey says: Always asking me for money...
#1625
Posted 06 August 2008 - 23:03
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A10 up in the sky
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:01 PM):
I can fly twice as high
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:01 PM):
Just take a look
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:02 PM):
It's in a MiG
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:02 PM):
Warfare Rainbow
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:02 PM):
I caaaan kiiill aaaanythiiiing!
TheDR says (6:02 PM):
You do send some silly messages
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:02 PM):
That's me!
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:02 PM):
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I have something
TheDR says (6:03 PM):
Thats catchy
TheDR says (6:04 PM):
Be warned, tis very creapy
TheDR says (6:04 PM):
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=5Q-e_T4WRcs
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:04 PM):
What the fuck?
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:04 PM):
Hahahaha
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:05 PM):
Kinky boots?
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:05 PM):
Hobbesy/Sean says (6:05 PM):
You made my day.
TheDR says (6:05 PM):
Told you it was creapy
TheDR says (6:05 PM):
haha thats good
Edited by Høbbesy, 06 August 2008 - 23:04.
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