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#1901 Brad

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 18:21

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<Tactical_person> turn around, right round /singing
<Bob> no
<Crazykenny> Why?
<Crazykenny> I...I dont wanna.

You almost did, didn't you?

#1902 Nid

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 20:03

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<nidmeister> I'm re- sitting the year
<nidmeister> at college D:
<Bob> haven't a clue
<Bob> ICT is just Business Studies MKII
<Bob> <.<
<Noob> ...
<nidmeister> LOL
<Bob> If I had known, I wouldnt have taken the damn subject >.>
<nidmeister> Business studies
<Noob> Hmmm
<nidmeister> you should have done Computing or something
<Noob> Is a Pentium D a cpu or motherboard?
<Bob> We dont have computing
<nidmeister> D:
<Noob> cause i dont know
<nidmeister> Btec?
<nidmeister> I have no idea what a pentium D is
<Bob> Btec?
<nidmeister> Btec?
<Bob> Btec?
<nidmeister> Btec?
<Noob> Btec?
<Bob> Btec?
<nidmeister> Btec?
<Noob> Btec?
<Bob> Btec?
<nidmeister> Btec?
<Noob> Btec?
<Bob> Btec?
<_Lizzie_> :|
<_Lizzie_> :|
<Noob> Btec?
<_Lizzie_> :P
<nidmeister> Btec?
* _Lizzie_ kills you all


What happens when trying to engage two conversations at once.
(Bob overloads and crashes, Niddy finds it funny, as does Noob, and Lizzie kills us all)
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#1903 Wizard

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 01:25

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S.A.R. (In Pain) says (02:21):
Aj's new computer is a mac
JJ says (02:21):

Wiz says (02:22):
back
AJ says (02:22):
i know - it's nice....... - that and XP bootcamp means dual compatibility
Wiz says (02:23):
u haz new hax |V|4CH1n3?
AJ says (02:23):
rofl
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (02:23):
lolwut?
JJ says (02:24):
whats that? =o
Wiz says (02:24):
machine = 1337
Wiz says (02:24):
c'mon JJ thought you'd worked that out
JJ says (02:24):
o=
JJ says (02:24):
i sux
Wiz says (02:24):
*quotes
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (02:24):
Oh come on
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (02:24):
I need to be in teh quote
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (02:24):
y'all suck
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (02:24):
*turns emo*
AJ says (02:24):
heh
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (02:25):
*cuts self*
AJ says (02:25):
no emoing before 3am
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (02:25):
awe:
Wiz says (02:25):
*quotes


#1904 Libains

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 02:44

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Alias says (03:39):
You won't like the biting ones here
AJ says (03:39):
funnel webs are cute
Alias says (03:39):
If you live in a rural location
AJ says (03:39):

S.A.R. (In Pain) says (03:39):
aye
Alias says (03:39):
AMPUTATAION
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
AJ says (03:39):
what is it - the brown something or another in america that lives in shoes
fooot in = death
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (03:39):
Brown Recluse
AJ says (03:39):
that's the one
love that thing
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (03:40):
xD
and OD's favorite
the Brazillian Huntsmen
AJ says (03:40):
great spider
AJ says (03:41):
went to an exhibition in bristol on spiders - had the black widow on a web in a toilet seat
=ouch
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (03:41):
yeah
AJ says (03:41):
worse news for women than men tho
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (03:41):
xD
we just piss on them xD xD
JJ says (03:42):

AJ says (03:42):
*quotes for epicness*
S.A.R. (In Pain) says (03:42):
xD

For there can be no death without life.

#1905 JJ

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 09:34

I was just in time to be included in the quote. 8|

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 12:23

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JJ says (2:20 PM):
8|
IonCannonDude says (2:20 PM):
wat
JJ says (2:20 PM):
just :D
IonCannonDude says (2:21 PM):
wat :dope:
JJ says (2:21 PM):
:funnypost: means :lol:
IonCannonDude says (2:21 PM):
yeah, but for what reason are you saying :dope: ?
JJ says (2:21 PM):
im feeling :shakehead: now
IonCannonDude says (2:21 PM):
ok, :whaa:
IonCannonDude says (2:22 PM):
quotes :/
JJ says (2:22 PM):
no D:


#1907 The_Hunter

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 18:19

me and stinger talking about both having a cold and how we handle it :

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Stinger says:
http://www.crombie-price.co.nz/Supplements...bas_inhaler.jpg
Stinger says:
That's what I'm using, BTW.
Stinger says:
Exactly that.
Stinger says:
You're not supposed to exceed four doses in an hour.
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
http://www.1-877-spirits.com/store/images/...RedLabel-lg.jpg here is my cold medecine
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
B)
Stinger says:
You'd probably fuck your head up.
Stinger says:
XD LOL!



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#1908 Chyros

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 23:39

^That's how I always fight my colds, too. You sir have good taste :D .
TN



The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm


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#1909 Wizard

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 23:51

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Ben: Dauth: says (00:49):
*gets his wiki-on*


It's not as funny as it has been, but I have been wanting to quote him for about 3 months.

#1910 Dauth

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 23:56

Wiki-on: The force boson between a man and his wiki. Not to be confused with the typion which is the keyboard-human interaction present in all forumers (bar JJ)

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 23:58

I always thought he meant it like a h
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Boy was I wrong

#1912 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 04:18

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[9:16:39 PM] Dr. Nick says: http://www.freetetris.org/
[9:16:50 PM] Corey says: Free Tetris...?
[9:16:54 PM] Corey says: What did china do this time...

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#1913 Nid

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 11:55

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Crazykenny says:
Do you have Iran man on DVD?
Llama [/Niddy] says:
Nah
Crazykenny says:
Oops
Crazykenny says:
*Iron
Llama [/Niddy] says:
Is it out?
Llama [/Niddy] says:
LOL
Crazykenny says:
XD
Llama [/Niddy] says:
Iran man!
Crazykenny says:
Best typo ever

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#1914 Crazykenny

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 11:57

I R IRANMAN
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#1915 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 17:35

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[CM C] Helge129: F00000000000000K! I was dead in like a minute :)
[CM C] Helge129: the asshat had a heavy neut and a heavy nos D:
Warbz: lawl
[CM C] Helge129: Since then I panic when I encounter a Abbadon D:
Warbz: xD
[CM C] Helge129: Tho, I'll make the fucker panic back
[CM C] Helge129: when I come with a T2 Abbadon =D
Warbz: ^_^
[CM C] Helge129: *T2 fitted
[CM C] Helge129: will go "EAT MY SHIT, BITCH!" on him xD
Warbz: EAT MY SHOE FROM ON TOP OF KENNY'S HEAD
[CM C] Helge129: XD
Warbz: ..BITCH
[CM C] Helge129: I once did that on TS
[CM C] Helge129: Said EAT MY SH.....OE!
Warbz: You need to quote that :)


#1916 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 17:13

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           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            8o|      gαмє ση! gσ ωιℓ∂кι∂ѕ!    8o| Woo, Natututo akong mag tagalog dice (19:08):
I am trying to ask for a date to a girl lol
«PΣX dice (19:09):
[...] (yea, not of course. I have a life as others also do)
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            8o|      gαмє ση! gσ ωιℓ∂кι∂ѕ!    8o| Woo, Natututo akong mag tagalog dice (19:09):
Lol
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            8o|      gαмє ση! gσ ωιℓ∂кι∂ѕ!    8o| Woo, Natututo akong mag tagalog dice (19:10):
Sorry to hear that man
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            8o|      gαмє ση! gσ ωιℓ∂кι∂ѕ!    8o| Woo, Natututo akong mag tagalog dice (19:10):
But
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            8o|      gαмє ση! gσ ωιℓ∂кι∂ѕ!    8o| Woo, Natututo akong mag tagalog dice (19:10):
We, the veterans of ES
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            8o|      gαмє ση! gσ ωιℓ∂кι∂ѕ!    8o| Woo, Natututo akong mag tagalog dice (19:10):
Now Fallout ES
«PΣX dice (19:10):
yea? 8|
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            8o|      gαмє ση! gσ ωιℓ∂кι∂ѕ!    8o| Woo, Natututo akong mag tagalog dice (19:10):
haven't got real life :)
«PΣX dice (19:10):
lol
«PΣX dice (19:10):
so I'm not one of you then?
«PΣX dice (19:10):
:/
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            8o|      gαмє ση! gσ ωιℓ∂кι∂ѕ!    8o| Woo, Natututo akong mag tagalog dice (19:11):
You have got luck
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            8o|      gαмє ση! gσ ωιℓ∂кι∂ѕ!    8o| Woo, Natututo akong mag tagalog dice (19:11):
You can actually do those special things that we see in movies to girls :pnd:
«PΣX dice (19:11):
8|
«PΣX dice (19:11):
thx


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#1917 Dauth

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 22:04

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Another fucking bot
Fucking bot AKA Rabbit
Lets see who gets that
PacMan says:
wat
Ben: Dauth: says:
Bob, you need to meet the wrong sort of person
E.V.E. says:
XD
PacMan says:
wat
Ben: Dauth: says:
EVE obviously 'gets it'
hem hem
PacMan says:
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E.V.E. says:

Omg
XD
PacMan says:
:P
E.V.E. says:
bwaha


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Edited by Bob, 07 October 2008 - 22:06.


#1918 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 22:06

Edited for great justice :P
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#1919 Dauth

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 15:44

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Wizard says:
I have just removed some serious porn from a spmabot post
Made me feel very inadequate


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Posted 08 October 2008 - 16:02

Thanks for sharing :P

#1921 E.V.E.

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 23:10

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E.V.E. says:
I got a question.
E.V.E. says:
For what does the " E " in E-Studios stand for?
Mailman (AKA André) says:
Evolution i beleive
Mailman (AKA André) says:
Chrizz came up with the name
E.V.E. says:
Evolution Studios, the next Evolution?
Mailman (AKA André) says:
well dunno :rotfl:
Mailman (AKA André) says:
like i said chrizz came up with that name
E.V.E. says:
This is sad.
E.V.E. says:
We're the inner Council and dont know the name of our Site. XD


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#1922 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 09 October 2008 - 02:54

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[7:53:23 PM] Kalo says: Eragon sucks
[7:53:26 PM] Kalo says: That movie was a fail
[7:53:43 PM] Corey says: We know.
[7:53:53 PM] Corey says: Well, it wasn't really fail.
[7:54:02 PM] Corey says: Fail got offended when it was associated with Eragon.

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#1923 Overdose

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Posted 10 October 2008 - 02:01

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Joshua™ (Officer) says:
quick question
Joshua™ (Officer) says:
have you had a brazilian wax ?
Overdose says:
Nope I like my pubes, keeps me warm
Joshua™ (Officer) says:
they can get itchy some times
Overdose says:
not if you take a bath
Joshua™ (Officer) says:
D=
Joshua™ (Officer) says:
In Australia
Joshua™ (Officer) says:
its iligal to have a bath
Joshua™ (Officer) says:
cause we have limited water supply
Overdose says:
Your an island how can you have limited water supply?
Overdose says:
Oh and I'm quoting this

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#1924 AZZKIKR

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Posted 10 October 2008 - 06:32

my friend e-mailed me this

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NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element : WOMEN

Symbol : WO+

Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200
kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*

1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if
given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious
stones and
absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.

3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.

4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

*COMMON
USES*
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
*TESTS*

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

*POTENTIAL HAZARD*

illegal to possess more than one, although several can be
maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct
contact with each other.
*!! WARNING !!*

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE
SEVERE FINANCIAL
HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS


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#1925 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 10 October 2008 - 19:58

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Christian dice (21:56):
Gah <>
Christian dice (21:56):
Power supply making weird noises
Bogeyman dice (21:57):
Quit the overload
Bogeyman dice (21:57):
before nuke explosion
Christian dice (21:57):
LOL
Christian dice (21:57):
I just turned my PC on :4


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