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[Nid]

Bob, on 4 Nov 2008, 17:15, said:

Nem, on 4 Nov 2008, 17:18, said:

STEALING MY FUCKING SMILEYS ARE WE?

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[21:00:10] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider] is online
[21:00:11]Ghostrider >> come play!
[21:00:17]Me << D:?
[21:00:27]Me << I NEEDZ SOCIAL TIEM
[21:00:27]Ghostrider >> NO!
[21:00:31]Ghostrider >> NONO
[21:00:34]Me << SOCIAL
[21:00:36]Me << TIEM
[21:00:37]Ghostrider >> SOCIAL TIME < SHOCKWAVE
[21:00:50]Ghostrider >> SHOCKWAVE IS SOCIAL TIEM
[21:01:31]Me << D:
[21:01:37]Me << :'(
[21:01:39]Me << D@
[21:02:19]Me << Can't I just chat up this one girl?
[21:02:22]Me << D:<
[21:02:29]Me << Or would you rather I chat you up?
[21:02:58]Ghostrider >> yes
[21:03:02]Ghostrider >> I would MUCH rather that
[21:03:32]Me << D:
[21:03:39]Ghostrider >> Stop that!
[21:03:44]Ghostrider >> Make a happy face!
[21:03:46]Ghostrider >>
[21:03:49]Me << :

Edited by Nidmeister, 06 November 2008 - 21:11.

[Dauth]

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Ben: Dauth: says:
Woo, I might go and attack lptpw to celebrate
Chyros says:
ha, don't you dare
Ben: Dauth: says:
Must win thread
Chyros says:
man can't have everything
Ben: Dauth: says:
Rules are there so you think before tou break them, I've thought so I'm breaking them
Chyros says:
...you are not making any sense
are you drunk?
Ben: Dauth: says:
hehe, no, just a small amount of whiskey
It's odd to explain
Rules are there so that when it comes to breaking them, you think about it before breaking them
I have thought about breakiung the rule about having everything, and have deiced to
Chyros says:
heheheh, attaboy
Ben: Dauth: says:
make sense now?
Chyros says:
I'd call it unmerciful to throw stuff like this at me at two in the morning, but I think so
Ben: Dauth: says:
ROFL

[Hobbesy]

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Hobbes/Sean says (8:31 PM):
I used a homemade cardboard bicycle to get to school. It really sucked getting home on rainy days.
Ben is sick says (8:31 PM):
I'll bet
Hobbes/Sean says (8:31 PM):
That came from the bowels of my random mind.
Ben is sick says (8:31 PM):
nice

[Libains]

Discussing macs:

AJ - 'Spooky' says: (23:55:44)
yes well i booted up windows the other day and was hit my a virus
AJ - 'Spooky' says: (23:56:14)
*by a virus
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (23:56:14)
hhee
AJ - 'Spooky' says: (23:56:36)
so i booted back to mac and wiped it off of the windows directory
AJ - 'Spooky' says: (23:56:43)
= easy peasy
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (23:57:06)
I just don't get any viruses
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (23:57:40)
Having a mac is like only doing missionary with the wife
Having a PC lets you go out and get all sorts of sex and as long as you look after yourself, you're fine
AJ - 'Spooky' says: (23:58:43)
erm yeah, quotes...

[Dauth]

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Ben: Dauth: says:
Is it wrong to have a friend in the membership group who you habitually torture?
AJ - 'Spooky' says:
yes, it's only fair that they be of equal standing within the community
Ben: Dauth: says:
Wiz has got some form of resistance, you're still deparate for power
AJ - 'Spooky' says:
??
sorry you lost me on that one
Ben: Dauth: says:
Wiz is the opponent of equal standing, but since I can't bribe him with promotion, he's sort of null on the issues.

You want moderatorhood like a horny 18y/o virgin wants poor quality sex
AJ - 'Spooky' says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was on form earlier

[The_Hunter]

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Ben: Dauth: says:
You should get to bed, 2:15 is no time to be awake
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
yes mother

[Dauth]

I ought to give you a right smack young man!

/strangeness

[E.V.E.]

Hey ho!

Interessting Convo's, yo.

- E.V.E.

[Libains]

EVE, Dauth is involved, it should be a given by now that the convos are 'Interesting'

Edited by AJ_, 08 November 2008 - 02:01.

[Hobbesy]

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Hobbes/Sean says (8:29 PM):
So yeah, one time I made a bike out of an Alkaline metal.
Hobbes/Sean says (8:29 PM):
It really sucked getting home on the rainy days.
Ben: Dauth: says (8:30 PM):
or at any point it contacted skin
Ben: Dauth: says (8:30 PM):
nice try though
Hobbes/Sean says (8:30 PM):
That too. :awe:
Ben: Dauth: says (8:31 PM):
hehe

Hopefully only Chryos will get that joke.

EDIT: Only a few minutes later, we have another humorous conversation.

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Hobbes/Sean says (8:42 PM):
So yeah, I owned my Republican biased mother in politics today.
Ben: Dauth: says (8:42 PM):
Good man
Hobbes/Sean says (8:42 PM):
She tried to forcer 1950s style anti-communism on me.
Hobbes/Sean says (8:43 PM):
*force*
Hobbes/Sean says (8:43 PM):
Of course, said attempts always fail.
Hobbes/Sean says (8:43 PM):

Ben: Dauth: says (8:43 PM):
Communism is still a stupid idea though
Hobbes/Sean says (8:44 PM):
But it is fun to mindfuck closed minded people with it.
Ben: Dauth: says (8:44 PM):
Oh hell yes
Ben: Dauth: says (8:44 PM):
has to be done
Hobbes/Sean says (8:44 PM):
Should you quote this, or should I?
Hobbes/Sean says (8:45 PM):
I mean, just for Codecat and self respecting people everywhere.

...

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Hobbes/Sean says (8:48 PM):
So, I see you don't want to set the world on fire.
Hobbes/Sean says (8:48 PM):
What about the chavs?
Ben: Dauth: says (8:48 PM):
lemme get my plasma rifle
Hobbes/Sean says (8:49 PM):
Rock-it launchers are the way to go.
Hobbes/Sean says (8:49 PM):
Killing a chav with a dead emo
Hobbes/Sean says (8:49 PM):
's corpse is the way to go.
Ben: Dauth: says (8:50 PM):
hehe
Hobbes/Sean says (8:50 PM):
Or if your weapon dosen't support ragdolls, their razor blades and studded belts.
Ben: Dauth: says (8:50 PM):
good idea

Edited by Høbbesy, 08 November 2008 - 02:52.

[Dauth]

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Ben: Dauth: says:
Nah, I've not been doing much quoting
people hgave been quyoting me
Warboss Nooka says:
One can change the course of their stars mat
*mate
and there you go giving me a case of the untypables
BLAST YOU!
Ben: Dauth: says:
hehe
Yes another successful victim
Warboss Nooka says:
Or so you think
Now the thing you must ask yourself
is was I tainted before we spoke?
Ben: Dauth: says:
What do you open to see an engine?
Warboss Nooka says:
The boot
nice try
...
Ben: Dauth: says:
Bonnet
Warboss Nooka says:
shit
yeah.............
I must be thinking Old beetle or Porsche
Ben: Dauth: says:
I have to quote this now

[Sgt. Nuker]

Oh you little smegger.

[Libains]

EVE said:

E.V.E. says: (05:15:30)
I allready got some in mind ..
AJ - 'Spooky' says: (05:16:25)
oh rly? sounds like you're already planning on moving on
E.V.E. says: (05:16:48)
A Girl needs more than one Plan. : p

Edited by AJ_, 08 November 2008 - 05:21.

[Libains]

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Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (02:55:47)
S.A.R. says:
xD
*Physch*
Lets play spot the American
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (02:55:50)
*passes the buck*
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (02:55:58)
ROFL
S.A.R. says: (02:56:05)
hey!
S.A.R. says: (02:56:15)
I'm british too
S.A.R. says: (02:56:16)
y'know
S.A.R. says: (02:56:19)
deep inside
S.A.R. says: (02:56:21)
the Swimmer
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (02:56:21)
Remind me why I do underhand analysis on your brain AJ?
S.A.R. says: (02:56:28)
there is a true brit
S.A.R. says: (02:56:39)
Way to ignore me
S.A.R. says: (02:56:41)
bastard...
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (02:56:44)
because you're bored 
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (02:56:44)
hehe sorry Swim
Swimmer says: (02:56:50)
lol
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (02:56:55)
Mainly
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (02:56:57)
and yes it's been there for abouut 7 generations now
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (02:57:12)
and 2 wars
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (02:57:16)
inded
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (02:57:16)
indep + civl
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (02:57:50)
swimmer has probably walked off now
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (02:57:56)
Is it wrong to sing along with music twice my age?
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (02:58:05)
no
Swimmer says: (02:58:05)
what?
Swimmer says: (02:58:09)
I'm still here
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (02:58:23)
gdgd
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (02:58:40)
anyways no it's not wrong considering i do so for stuff allmost 3 times my age
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (02:58:52)
Youth of today
Swimmer says: (02:58:54)
what are you doing with old women AJ?
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (02:58:58)
LOL
Swimmer says: (02:59:08)
???
Swimmer says: (02:59:11)
Its just scary, mate
Swimmer says: (02:59:13)
I mean
Swimmer says: (02:59:18)
I  had you pegged as fairly normal
Swimmer says: (02:59:24)
ignoring the aslyum part
Swimmer says: (02:59:28)
but old chicks, man?
Swimmer says: (02:59:32)
thats wierd shit.
Swimmer says: (02:59:36)
xD
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (02:59:36)
ROFL

And yes i know there's a DP... waits for fix.

[Jok3r]

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Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (10:06:10 PM)
You and them piss me off and someone is going to get a warning increase
Swimmer says: (10:06:10 PM)
actually so do I now
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (10:06:22 PM)
oh rly
Swimmer says: (10:06:29 PM)
em is great... she seems to be completely wasted
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (10:06:38 PM)
@benjy btw
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (10:06:44 PM)
and yes wasted mates are hilarious
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (10:07:13 PM)
benjy? want to be banned by the end of the month do we
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (10:07:18 PM)
indeed
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (10:07:26 PM)
couldn't help it
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (10:07:38 PM)
Control your urges, I'm not one of your grannies
Swimmer says: (10:07:43 PM)
lulz
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (10:07:52 PM)
ROFL
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (10:08:08 PM)
AJ - 'Spooked'   says:
swimms would like some lulz

Mission Accomplished
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (10:08:41 PM)
indeed it would appear
Swimmer says: (10:08:55 PM)
quoted
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (10:09:03 PM)
hehe
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (10:09:09 PM)
oh dear
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (10:09:12 PM)
I'm just a quote machine to you people
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (10:09:20 PM)
oh yes you are
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (10:09:42 PM)
swims, add that last bit to the quote plz
AJ - 'Spooked' says: (10:09:50 PM)
hehe

Edited by Swimmer, 10 November 2008 - 03:11.

[Hobbesy]

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Chris Hansen says (6:39 AM):
Chris Hansen, Dateline NBC
Chris Hansen says (6:40 AM):
Why don't you take a seat?
Ben: Dauth: says (6:40 AM):
Take it where?
Chris Hansen says (6:40 AM):
Come on, take a seat.
Chris Hansen says (6:40 AM):
Anywhere.
Ben: Dauth: says (6:40 AM):
*Takes a seat*
*Sells it on Ebay*
Chris Hansen says (6:41 AM):
So then, we hear you have child pornography.
Chris Hansen says (6:41 AM):
Why is that?
Ben: Dauth: says (6:41 AM):
No
Chris Hansen says (6:41 AM):
We've logged your IM conversations.
Ben: Dauth: says (6:41 AM):
Who is this we?
Chris Hansen says (6:41 AM):
Chris Hansen, Dateline NBC
Ben: Dauth: says (6:42 AM):
So you're a network muppet then?
Chris Hansen says (6:42 AM):
We understand you've been talking to a "hotgurl13"
Chris Hansen says (6:42 AM):
While you have the name "Ben: Dauth:
Ben: Dauth: says (6:42 AM):
Hobbesy wtf are you on about?
Chris Hansen says (6:42 AM):
What does this Dauth mean?
Chris Hansen says (6:42 AM):
http://en.wikipedia....ki/Chris_Hansen
Ben: Dauth: says (6:43 AM):
sure
Chris Hansen says (6:43 AM):
You said: "Hi, want to come over sometime?"
Chris Hansen says (6:43 AM):
She says: "lol okay"
Chris Hansen says (6:43 AM):
You say: "rotfl"
Chris Hansen says (6:44 AM):
What does this "rotfl" mean?
Chris Hansen says (6:45 AM):
Does it mean "Roll on to fuck little girls" hmm?
Ben: Dauth: says (6:45 AM):
*ignores and gets on with work on the FSBD*
Chris Hansen says (6:45 AM):
Sir, don't resist, we
Chris Hansen says (6:46 AM):
We are trying to help.
Chris Hansen says (6:47 AM):
I mean, you have rapist eyes.

Edited by Høbbesy, 10 November 2008 - 12:47.

[JJ]

I know what you did there.

[Amdrial]

[23:35:35]
I AM NOT DEAD
[23:35:38]
MY WIFE IS THOUGH
[23:35:40] [5.168.88.115 - Nem]
DEAD>
[23:35:48]
Oh fc.
[23:35:51]
LIFE*
[23:35:54] [5.168.88.115 - Nem]
Because I killed her
[23:35:55]
>_>
[23:35:55] [5.168.88.115 - Nem]
DEAD
[23:35:59]
YOU WHAT?
[23:36:02]
I DON'T HAVE A LIFE
[23:36:05]
WIFE*
[23:36:07]
AWW GOD
[23:36:10]

[Nem]

{LP}Admiral-(NL), on 10 Nov 2008, 17:36, said:

[23:36:02]
I DON'T HAVE A LIFE

harharhar.

[Dr. Knickers]

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Nem: I require additional uv map
Dr. Nick: oh, will you look at the time!
Dr. Nick: 4: 22 already!
Dr. Nick: I best be going to sleep
Nem: LOL!
Dr. Nick: g'nite ole chap!

[Nem]

[Hobbesy]

JJ, on 10 Nov 2008, 8:44, said:

I know what you did there.

He has rapist eyes you know.

[JJ]

Høbbesy, on 13 Nov 2008, 8:32, said:

JJ, on 10 Nov 2008, 8:44, said:

I know what you did there.

He has rapist eyes you know.

Good that you know.

[Lizzie]

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Lizzie says:
Furthermore. Gears of War 2 makes me happy.
Ben: Dauth: says:
Cool
Ben: Dauth: says:
Party day today for you?
Lizzie says:
Well my dad took me to get the game early, some perk of being legally an adult now or something.
Lizzie says:
That and it's obvious what I want.
Ben: Dauth: says:
Yea, welcome to club, you have said goodbye to your infanacy and can look forward to your adultry
Lizzie says:
That sounds wrong. XD

[Alias]

/modification of a MASH quote.