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#26 retry_1

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 00:29

thats why i asked permission...
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#27 retry_1

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 20:04

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*****TYLER***** says:
how can i make my pc faster
Troy |so i like keirstan whop-de-frekin-do says:
upgrade it
*****TYLER***** says:
and how do i do that
Troy |so i like keirstan whop-de-frekin-do says:
that or tie it to a truck and flor it

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#28 Waris

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 04:06

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Mr. Coffee says:
"Warez" 
Mr. Coffee says:
If its a copy, its warez 
Waris says:
ah
Waris says:
you want a warez of my model?


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Waris says:
hi
Major Nuker says:
*salute*
Waris says:
*slut*
Waris says:
eh
Waris says:
*salute*
Major Nuker says:
lol
Waris says:
well
Waris says:
EA suxx so i dumped it
Major Nuker says:
??
Waris says:
salute - e - a = slut
Mr. Coffee says:
lol
Major Nuker says:
LOL
Waris says:
thats what i meant


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Posted 23 April 2006 - 04:07

If you peoples are wondering I am Mr Coffee.

Also from the same conversation:

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Mr. Coffee says:
he warezed my topic

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#30 BillyChaka

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 00:41

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Let's stop talking like this.

Edited by BillyChaka, 24 April 2006 - 00:41.



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#31 CodeCat

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 01:06

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[01:28] Komissar Kacen: And deviated from its original point
[01:28] Komissar Kacen: Like America deviated from all its good aspects.
[01:28] Komissar Kacen: So America 2
[01:28] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Why not just Anthonyland
[01:28] Komissar Kacen: Will be America like its supposed to be. e.e
[01:28] Komissar Kacen: No.
[01:28] Komissar Kacen: Thats gay.
[01:28] Komissar Kacen: Fucking gay.
[01:28] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Kacenia
[01:28] Komissar Kacen: NO
[01:28] Komissar Kacen: AMERICA FUCKING 2
[01:29] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: What about Noviy Soyuz Sovyetskih
[01:29] Komissar Kacen: Nah.
[01:29] Komissar Kacen: America 2
[01:29] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Ok
[01:30] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Pruimenboomeiland
[01:30] Komissar Kacen: o.o?
[01:30] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Prume tree island
[01:30] Komissar Kacen: O-o
[01:30] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: For lack of a better name
[01:30] Komissar Kacen: K...
[01:30] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: America 2 as a name sucks bitterballen
[01:31] Komissar Kacen: e.e
[01:31] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Maybe Americadia (with 'di' meaning 2)
[01:31] Komissar Kacen: Okay fine
[01:31] Komissar Kacen: Americadia
[01:31] Komissar Kacen: No
[01:31] Komissar Kacen: Fuck no
[01:31] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: LOL
[01:31] Komissar Kacen: America 2
[01:31] Komissar Kacen: America Two
[01:31] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Ok I'll shut up :D


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[01:41] Komissar Kacen: MEXICAN HAT
[01:41] Komissar Kacen: IMAGINE THAT
[01:41] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: What?
[01:42] Komissar Kacen: I SAID IMAGINE THAT!
[01:42] Komissar Kacen: IMAGINE NOW!
[01:42] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Umm ok
[01:42] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: What for?
[01:42] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: It's called a sombrero BTW
[01:42] Komissar Kacen: Sorry I'm just really bored right now.
[01:42] Komissar Kacen: I'm aware.
[01:42] Komissar Kacen: But hat rhymes with that
[01:42] Komissar Kacen: Mexican hat, imagine that
[01:43] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Your chances are fat
[01:43] Komissar Kacen: Give me your bat
[01:43] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Shut your chat
[01:43] Komissar Kacen: Before I spat
[01:43] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: 'Silence!' says the cat
[01:43] Komissar Kacen: With my mexican hat
[01:44] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Which doesn't hurt a gnat
[01:44] Komissar Kacen: With some...brat(wurst)
[01:44] Komissar Kacen: O_o
[01:45] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: And a beer that's flat
[01:45] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: For the proletariat!

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:30.

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 01:09

CodeCat, on 24 Apr 2006, 01:06, said:

[01:42] Komissar Kacen: But hat rhymes with that
[01:42] Komissar Kacen: Mexican hat, imagine that
[01:43] Ciarán Good (CodeCat/ImmoMan) - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Your chances are fat
[01:43] Komissar Kacen: Give me your bat
[01:43] Ciarán Good (CodeCat/ImmoMan) - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Shut your chat
[01:43] Komissar Kacen: Before I spat
[01:43] Ciarán Good (CodeCat/ImmoMan) - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: 'Silence!' says the cat
[01:43] Komissar Kacen: With my mexican hat
[01:44] Ciarán Good (CodeCat/ImmoMan) - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: Which doesn't hurt a gnat
[01:44] Komissar Kacen: With some...brat(wurst)
[01:44] Komissar Kacen: O_o
[01:45] Ciarán Good (CodeCat/ImmoMan) - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: And a beer that's flat
[01:45] Ciarán Good (CodeCat/ImmoMan) - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: For the proletariat!
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:D
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Edited by Jermies, 24 April 2006 - 01:09.


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#33 Rayburn

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 16:38

[crappy crap]

Edited by Rayburn, 08 July 2007 - 20:01.


#34 Waris

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 16:56

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MDW says:
It appears as if he got banned when I was pwning a US-Aircraft-Carrier with a HIND on BF2...Hähä...
Waris says:
lol
Waris says:
and your a's got umlauts cool 
MDW says:
All German Keybords have...
Waris says:
But what 'Hähä' sounds like?


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MDW says:
But I fear that I'll have to wait for tomorrow...As I said: I gotta go early...
MDW says:
Time-Zones are such a stupid idea...
Waris says:
hmm
Waris says:
no you're not to blame God
MDW says:
He COULD have made the earth flat, but he didn't XD
Waris says:
noess
Waris says:
then my ship would fall off the edge XD


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Posted 25 April 2006 - 17:00

:)
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#36 Rayburn

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 17:02

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Edited by Rayburn, 16 December 2009 - 09:26.


#37 Waris

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 17:10

[MDW Edit to extinguish certain memories which I no longer want]

Edited by Rayburn, 29 May 2007 - 11:50.


#38 Waris

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 17:13

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Waris says:
approve?
MDW says:
Stalin approves.
Waris says:
ah okey
Waris says:
looks like stalin posseses you lol.
MDW says:
Hehe...
Waris says:
O Stalin?
MDW says:
Ya Stalin!


#39 Foxhound

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 01:26

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Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword has obviously never encountered automatic weapons.


Cookie to whoever finds out who said that. :minigunner:

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So yeah, I like FPSs uhhhh, what can I say, I mean there's nothing like the rush huntin people down and killin em. I mean my heart's beatin, my heart's beatin, my hands are shakin, my hands are shakin, BUT I'M STILL SHOOTIN, AND I'M STILL RACKING UP HEADSHOTS ITS LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT.

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#40 AllStarZ

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 01:38

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 01:47

CodeCat, on 18 Apr 2006, 17:00, said:

You should only post quotes of yourself or from conversations that you were involved in. So don't go around posting random quotes that have nothing to do with you. :wtfsign:
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Rusty, just remember CodeCat's words of wisdom the next time you post, okay?


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Posted 27 April 2006 - 20:52

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[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) :
yea i got a screeny of that
Ciarán Good (CodeCat/ImmoMan) :
And of the particle cannon?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) :
nah
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) :
parties don't make stuff fly
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) :
there's no fun in that 
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) :
http://img68.imagesh...sshot3033tl.jpg
Ciarán Good (CodeCat/ImmoMan) :
You should make them
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) :
muhhahahaha
No-Skillz :
What psyics are behind that
Ciarán Good (CodeCat/ImmoMan) :
Hunter™ physics


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Ciarán Good (CodeCat/ImmoMan) :
How about a nuclear party cannon
Ciarán Good (CodeCat/ImmoMan) :
A continuous stream of nukes
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) :
oooh
No-Skillz :
...O...k?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) :
i'll nick it the lag o cannon
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) :
XD


me,codecate and no-skillz talking after a skirmish with 3 ai comps :wtfsign:
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#43 Waris

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 02:50

:)
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 02:55

Hunter physics... :)

Lag 'o cannon... :)

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#45 Baal-Zebub

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 03:05

parties don't make stuff fly....

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#46 Nexolate

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Posted 28 April 2006 - 06:29

Yeah, 'twas pretty funny...
I didn't find it funny when CodeCat MOABed my Scorpion herd though! (See Image in quote) >:
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 21:17

Cattman2236, on 28 Apr 2006, 21:15, said:

i have a girl, i locked her in my toy chest.......she has stoped screaming now and she is all limp.
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Edited by Cattman2236, 28 April 2006 - 21:20.

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#48 CodeCat

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Posted 29 April 2006 - 22:05

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[00:02] Troy: im fuking GOD!
[00:03] Gaia/Blaat - Cycled 90 kilometres (55 miles) in one day!: lol.. I wonder how that'd look like XD
[00:03] Callum.... I F%kin Hate Revision....: lol#
[00:03] Troy: eww
[00:03] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: ROFL
[00:03] CodeCat - Cycled 90 km and ended up back home??!: pwned

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:30.

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#49 retry_1

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Posted 29 April 2006 - 22:09

lol...that was funneh
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#50 Waris

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Posted 29 April 2006 - 22:10

indeed ;)



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