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#301 MLRS

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 01:56

don't get the one by chris.
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#302 CodeCat

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 23:44

More Soviet Silliness! :P

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[00:25] <Cosmo> Why are we all Soviets?
[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> We are all Soviets because our leader told us we are all equal!
[00:27] <JerryArr> Equal to what?
[00:27] <JerryArr> x² + x -4?
[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> To each other!
[00:27] <Cosmo> But.. we aren't!
[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> Our great glorious leader has declared it so!
[00:27] <JerryArr> Aw, I was hoping it was x² + x - 4.
[00:28] <CommissarCodeCat> I'm sorry, there is little place for intelligentsia in union.
[00:28] <CommissarCodeCat> This place is called Siberia hahahaha
[00:29] <JerryArr> Where are the huskies then?
[00:29] <CommissarCodeCat> Working in gulag like good comrades
[00:29] <ComradeFoxhound> Commissar, where did you put my case of vodka and AK-47 clips?
[00:30] <CommissarCodeCat> Am sorry comrade Foxhound, we are dispensing all in equal amounts. You will have to do with just trigger for now until more parts arrive.
[00:31] <ComradeFoxhound> How can I fire AK-47 with no AK-47? And you still have said nothing about vokda!
[00:31] <CommissarCodeCat> Same thing. We will evaporate vodka into air and transport it freely to all comrades across the union!
[00:32] <ComradeFoxhound> But vodka was in very small quantity! How will it noticably serve every comrade in the Union?
[00:32] <CommissarCodeCat> Just breathe in deeper my friend!
[00:32] <Spray> you must learn not to rely on a weapon. you must learn to BE the weapon
[00:33] <CommissarCodeCat> And not make one step backwards for comrade Stalin!
[00:34] <ComradeFoxhound> Commissar! This is not Stalingrad. We crushed the facists a long time ago!
[00:34] <Spray> if you can't learn to be the weapon, then raid someone's toolshed and improvise
[00:34] <CommissarCodeCat> Of course we shall improvise! A soldier of motherland fights with motherland!
[00:35] <Spray> I hear the short-handled shovels make fantastic weapons
[00:35] <ComradeFoxhound> But giving me a trigger and nothing else is even worse than giving me only a clip of ammo!
[00:35] <ComradeFoxhound> Fine. I will use this M-16 I found.
[00:36] <ComradeFoxhound> The capitalists will never know what hit them!
[00:37] <CommissarCodeCat> You pretend to shoot and enemy will pretend to die.
[00:39] <ComradeFoxhound> Comrades! Grab the anti-tank rifle!
[00:39] <ComradeFoxhound> Wait...where is the anti tank rifle! I only found the barrel!
[00:39] <CommissarCodeCat> Oh am sorry comrade, man who carried rest of rifle was shipped off to camp.
[00:40] <CommissarCodeCat> However he is doing well in gulag making new weapons for union as we speak!
[00:40] <ComradeFoxhound> But why did he take rifle with him? Who even allowed that?
[00:40] <CommissarCodeCat> That was why he went to camp. He gave weapon to enemy.
[00:41] <ComradeFoxhound> Comrades! Help me!
[00:41] <Tavis> But you're supposed to give weapon to enemy! Give grenades, just don't give them pin.
[00:41] <CommissarCodeCat> Hahaha!
[00:42] <CommissarCodeCat> I will drink to that comrade Tavich

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Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb

#303 BillyChaka

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 01:40

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-->| YOU (BillyChaka) have joined #estudios
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<ComradeFoxhound> Hello, Comrade Chakanov.
<BillyChaka> you can call me Billy Chaka in the context of an chinese name
<BillyChaka> but i'm not realy chinese
<BillyChaka> so i guess it doesn't work
<ComradeFoxhound> Chaka Billy then.
<BillyChaka> um
<BillyChaka> i know what you're getting at
<BillyChaka> but just call me Billy Chaka
<ComradeFoxhound> alright, comrade Billy Chaka.
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<BillyChaka> and then he just keeled over and died
<BillyChaka> it was kinda sad
<ComradeFoxhound> Yeah.
<ComradeFoxhound> I know what you mean.
<BillyChaka> i wish the dog didn't have to go like that...
<ComradeFoxhound> True. So tragic.
<BillyChaka> but i guess that's reality, y'know?
<ComradeFoxhound> Yup...
<BillyChaka> the gun was still loaded too
<BillyChaka> and the guy just drove off
<BillyChaka> so i was like "WTF!?!"
<ComradeFoxhound> Oh yeah, I forgot about the gun.
<ComradeFoxhound> How old was that dog anyway?
<BillyChaka> 6
<BillyChaka> :O
<ComradeFoxhound> Yes. Very tragic.
<ComradeFoxhound> Buddy didn't deserve that.
<BillyChaka> *sigh*
<BillyChaka> so what's up, ailestrike?
<ComradeFoxhound> Yes, how are you, comrade?


The funniest thing about it was that Ailestrike wasn't even there.


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#304 Alie

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Posted 06 December 2006 - 02:04

i actualy believe part of it too :P
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#305 retry_1

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Posted 09 December 2006 - 17:33

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[12:21]<CrimsonWolf>Stop the caps before I bust a cap in your ass!
[12:22] <AVEFENIX2006> IT IS THE FIRST TIME THAT USE THIS THING

Sig and avy by yours truly
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#306 Crazykenny

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Posted 09 December 2006 - 18:21

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[CNCRE-Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) zegt:
Im depressed...

General Sic zegt:
Really?

Gaia/Blaat -IRC: Join #revora on main.acidchat.net now! zegt:
Aww how about a group hug? :D

[CNCRE-Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) zegt:
Group hug?! This is starting to sound like a revalidation center :D

Gaia/Blaat -IRC: Join #revora on main.acidchat.net now! zegt:
lol

General Sic zegt:
Im qouting this! :P

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#307 Sic

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 00:00

:P
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#308 BillyChaka

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 01:48

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[20:46] <Logical2u> don't all romance languages have a base in latin?
[20:46] <BillyChaka> "come on!"
[20:46] <BillyChaka> duh
[20:46] <Elezzzark> Yes
[20:46] <Elezzzark> Latin, yes
[20:46] <BillyChaka> they're called Romance languages for a reason
[20:46] <Logical2u> ...
[20:46] <Logical2u> er
[20:46] <BillyChaka> Romance - Rome
[20:46] <Logical2u> goddamn
[20:46] <BillyChaka> ...
[20:46] <Logical2u> That makes more sense
[20:46] <Elezzzark> lol
[20:46] <Elezzzark> yes
[20:46] <Logical2u> than them being the language of sex.
[20:46] <Elezzzark> n00b
[20:47] <BillyChaka> oh my god
[20:47] <BillyChaka> the language of sex?
[20:47] <BillyChaka> like
[20:47] <Logical2u> or love
[20:47] <Logical2u> or romance
[20:47] <BillyChaka> "how you doin'...?"
[20:47] <Elezzzark> dude, Romances language are specified to Spanish, italian French, Portuguese and Romanian by Latin
[20:47] <Logical2u> you know what
[20:47] <Logical2u> shut up, Chaka.



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#309 Revan

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Posted 16 December 2006 - 20:54

View PostDev Team Convo, on 16 Dec 2006, said:

[Comr4de] sagt:
yea i got the technician coming to fix this damn internet from hell
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[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
lol @ comrade
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[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
i bet the technician looks like a priest
[Comr4de] sagt:
haha
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
so he can bannish the evil comcast connection
Revan sagt:
hahaha
[Comr4de] sagt:
i can almost see him spraying holy water on my modemn
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
XD
[Comr4de] sagt:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

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GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

#310 logical2u

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Posted 17 December 2006 - 01:04

A series of funny quotes: http://rinkworks.com...staurants.shtml (Stolen blatantly from digg)
Keep Going On Till Dawn
How Many Times Must Another Line Be Drawn
We Could Be Down And Gone
But We Hold On

#311 The_Hunter

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Posted 18 December 2006 - 21:14

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[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i hate french people actualy...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
well not all of them but realy some people there
Vidar zegt:
lol as i doo, they hate us germans even more
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
becouse you bliztkrieged their asses LOL!
Vidar zegt:
LOL

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#312 Sic

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Posted 18 December 2006 - 21:54

:)
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#313 The_Hunter

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 20:58

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Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
Oh and that Tankdestroyer... AMAZING...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i like to call it the penetrator
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
becouse of the way the gun looks
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
:P
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
...:P
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
you noticed that btw ?
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
ya...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
;)
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
goes through everything than...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
it ass rapes all those female tanks which are not worthy of ironsides army
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
;)
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
;) ... ANALIZER
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
LOL!
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
I like it...
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
its my new favorite thing...
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
toy*
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
first skirmish I play will be a 3some between the 3 new generals...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
;)


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#314 Athena

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 21:02

I personally just find that offensive TBH.

#315 Sic

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 21:12

Funny but in a kind of pornish way.
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#316 The_Hunter

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 21:15

View PostBlaat85, on 19 Dec 2006, 22:02, said:

I personally just find that offensive TBH.


when i said female tanks i had no intention to insult any females who might read it, don't take these things so seriously.

i applogize tho :P
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#317 Dauth

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 21:39

Funny in a bunch of lads boasting while in a bar kind of way. Tho its just making me want 0.95 more, lucky dev team

#318 Comr4de

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 22:59

Small conversation after my internet wen back on.

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[Comr4de] says:
but yea
[Comr4de] says:
hopefully my internet wont go out like that
[Comr4de] says:
went out in the afternoon around 3 and didnt come back till this morning
Major Nuker says:
ouch
[Comr4de] says:
i called them up too to see what was going on, and they told me they were gonna send someone to fix it, apperantly they did
Major Nuker says:
yeah
Major Nuker says:
"needs a little touch up"
Major Nuker says:
or in this case
Major Nuker says:
"Should I uh..bring my friggin' tools?"
[Comr4de] says:
LOL

Something for you WG fans :P

Edited by C0|V|R4DE, 19 December 2006 - 23:01.


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#319 Alias

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 23:06

View PostC0|V|R4DE, on 20 Dec 2006, 09:59, said:

Small conversation after my internet wen back on.

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[Comr4de] says:
but yea
[Comr4de] says:
hopefully my internet wont go out like that
[Comr4de] says:
went out in the afternoon around 3 and didnt come back till this morning
Major Nuker says:
ouch
[Comr4de] says:
i called them up too to see what was going on, and they told me they were gonna send someone to fix it, apperantly they did
Major Nuker says:
yeah
Major Nuker says:
"needs a little touch up"
Major Nuker says:
or in this case
Major Nuker says:
"Should I uh..bring my friggin' tools?"
[Comr4de] says:
LOL

Something for you WG fans :P

Heh.
Constructors and their chronic depression FTW.

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#320 Sic

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Posted 20 December 2006 - 11:15

The "Should I uh..bring my friggin' tools?" must be from the builder in WG I see :read:.

Edited by General Sic, 20 December 2006 - 11:15.

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#321 Prophet of the Pimps

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Posted 20 December 2006 - 15:10

comcast technicians motto.

"Do this, Do that. go... do yourself." :read:
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#322 Comr4de

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Posted 20 December 2006 - 21:05

View PostProphet of the Pimps, on 20 Dec 2006, 09:10, said:

comcast technicians motto.

"Do this, Do that. go... do yourself." :read:

This couldn'nt be any more true. :)

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#323 MLRS

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Posted 21 December 2006 - 23:54

wow, constructors say that? that must be funny.
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#324 Kris

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Posted 01 January 2007 - 21:12

Found this in CnC-DEN :D


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lol why would NOD post GDI recrutment


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Because whoever it is doing the NOD POST/GDI POST thing got mixed up :D


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NOD POST/GDI POST got mixed up because he has this itty-bitty, tiny, little, lily-white penis. I tried really hard not to laugh at it, but I couldn't help myself! Stop torturing teddy bears! Wanna talk? Call 1800 DR-PHIL


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#325 Athena

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