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#301
Posted 05 December 2006 - 01:56
#302
Posted 05 December 2006 - 23:44
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[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> We are all Soviets because our leader told us we are all equal!
[00:27] <JerryArr> Equal to what?
[00:27] <JerryArr> x² + x -4?
[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> To each other!
[00:27] <Cosmo> But.. we aren't!
[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> Our great glorious leader has declared it so!
[00:27] <JerryArr> Aw, I was hoping it was x² + x - 4.
[00:28] <CommissarCodeCat> I'm sorry, there is little place for intelligentsia in union.
[00:28] <CommissarCodeCat> This place is called Siberia hahahaha
[00:29] <JerryArr> Where are the huskies then?
[00:29] <CommissarCodeCat> Working in gulag like good comrades
[00:29] <ComradeFoxhound> Commissar, where did you put my case of vodka and AK-47 clips?
[00:30] <CommissarCodeCat> Am sorry comrade Foxhound, we are dispensing all in equal amounts. You will have to do with just trigger for now until more parts arrive.
[00:31] <ComradeFoxhound> How can I fire AK-47 with no AK-47? And you still have said nothing about vokda!
[00:31] <CommissarCodeCat> Same thing. We will evaporate vodka into air and transport it freely to all comrades across the union!
[00:32] <ComradeFoxhound> But vodka was in very small quantity! How will it noticably serve every comrade in the Union?
[00:32] <CommissarCodeCat> Just breathe in deeper my friend!
[00:32] <Spray> you must learn not to rely on a weapon. you must learn to BE the weapon
[00:33] <CommissarCodeCat> And not make one step backwards for comrade Stalin!
[00:34] <ComradeFoxhound> Commissar! This is not Stalingrad. We crushed the facists a long time ago!
[00:34] <Spray> if you can't learn to be the weapon, then raid someone's toolshed and improvise
[00:34] <CommissarCodeCat> Of course we shall improvise! A soldier of motherland fights with motherland!
[00:35] <Spray> I hear the short-handled shovels make fantastic weapons
[00:35] <ComradeFoxhound> But giving me a trigger and nothing else is even worse than giving me only a clip of ammo!
[00:35] <ComradeFoxhound> Fine. I will use this M-16 I found.
[00:36] <ComradeFoxhound> The capitalists will never know what hit them!
[00:37] <CommissarCodeCat> You pretend to shoot and enemy will pretend to die.
[00:39] <ComradeFoxhound> Comrades! Grab the anti-tank rifle!
[00:39] <ComradeFoxhound> Wait...where is the anti tank rifle! I only found the barrel!
[00:39] <CommissarCodeCat> Oh am sorry comrade, man who carried rest of rifle was shipped off to camp.
[00:40] <CommissarCodeCat> However he is doing well in gulag making new weapons for union as we speak!
[00:40] <ComradeFoxhound> But why did he take rifle with him? Who even allowed that?
[00:40] <CommissarCodeCat> That was why he went to camp. He gave weapon to enemy.
[00:41] <ComradeFoxhound> Comrades! Help me!
[00:41] <Tavis> But you're supposed to give weapon to enemy! Give grenades, just don't give them pin.
[00:41] <CommissarCodeCat> Hahaha!
[00:42] <CommissarCodeCat> I will drink to that comrade Tavich
Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
#303
Posted 06 December 2006 - 01:40
IRC channel said:
=-= Topic for #estudios is “Happy 1337 haxor day! | Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh, Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'! Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov, Yediny, moguchy Shockwave Soyuz!”
=-= Topic for #estudios was set by CodeCat on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 9:15:00 AM
<ComradeFoxhound> Hello, Comrade Chakanov.
<BillyChaka> you can call me Billy Chaka in the context of an chinese name
<BillyChaka> but i'm not realy chinese
<BillyChaka> so i guess it doesn't work
<ComradeFoxhound> Chaka Billy then.
<BillyChaka> um
<BillyChaka> i know what you're getting at
<BillyChaka> but just call me Billy Chaka
<ComradeFoxhound> alright, comrade Billy Chaka.
-->| ComradeAilestrik (chatzilla@Acidchat-A23E4B83.ipt.aol.com) has joined #estudios
<BillyChaka> and then he just keeled over and died
<BillyChaka> it was kinda sad
<ComradeFoxhound> Yeah.
<ComradeFoxhound> I know what you mean.
<BillyChaka> i wish the dog didn't have to go like that...
<ComradeFoxhound> True. So tragic.
<BillyChaka> but i guess that's reality, y'know?
<ComradeFoxhound> Yup...
<BillyChaka> the gun was still loaded too
<BillyChaka> and the guy just drove off
<BillyChaka> so i was like "WTF!?!"
<ComradeFoxhound> Oh yeah, I forgot about the gun.
<ComradeFoxhound> How old was that dog anyway?
<BillyChaka> 6
<BillyChaka> :O
<ComradeFoxhound> Yes. Very tragic.
<ComradeFoxhound> Buddy didn't deserve that.
<BillyChaka> *sigh*
<BillyChaka> so what's up, ailestrike?
<ComradeFoxhound> Yes, how are you, comrade?
The funniest thing about it was that Ailestrike wasn't even there.
Ion Cannon in IRC said:
#304
Posted 06 December 2006 - 02:04
#305
Posted 09 December 2006 - 17:33
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[12:22] <AVEFENIX2006> IT IS THE FIRST TIME THAT USE THIS THING
#306
Posted 09 December 2006 - 18:21
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Im depressed...
General Sic zegt:
Really?
Gaia/Blaat -IRC: Join #revora on main.acidchat.net now! zegt:
Aww how about a group hug?
[CNCRE-Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) zegt:
Group hug?! This is starting to sound like a revalidation center
Gaia/Blaat -IRC: Join #revora on main.acidchat.net now! zegt:
lol
General Sic zegt:
Im qouting this!
#307
Posted 10 December 2006 - 00:00
#308
Posted 10 December 2006 - 01:48
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[20:46] <BillyChaka> "come on!"
[20:46] <BillyChaka> duh
[20:46] <Elezzzark> Yes
[20:46] <Elezzzark> Latin, yes
[20:46] <BillyChaka> they're called Romance languages for a reason
[20:46] <Logical2u> ...
[20:46] <Logical2u> er
[20:46] <BillyChaka> Romance - Rome
[20:46] <Logical2u> goddamn
[20:46] <BillyChaka> ...
[20:46] <Logical2u> That makes more sense
[20:46] <Elezzzark> lol
[20:46] <Elezzzark> yes
[20:46] <Logical2u> than them being the language of sex.
[20:46] <Elezzzark> n00b
[20:47] <BillyChaka> oh my god
[20:47] <BillyChaka> the language of sex?
[20:47] <BillyChaka> like
[20:47] <Logical2u> or love
[20:47] <Logical2u> or romance
[20:47] <BillyChaka> "how you doin'...?"
[20:47] <Elezzzark> dude, Romances language are specified to Spanish, italian French, Portuguese and Romanian by Latin
[20:47] <Logical2u> you know what
[20:47] <Logical2u> shut up, Chaka.
Ion Cannon in IRC said:
#309
Posted 16 December 2006 - 20:54
Dev Team Convo, on 16 Dec 2006, said:
yea i got the technician coming to fix this damn internet from hell
[...]
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
lol @ comrade
[...]
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
i bet the technician looks like a priest
[Comr4de] sagt:
haha
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
so he can bannish the evil comcast connection
Revan sagt:
hahaha
[Comr4de] sagt:
i can almost see him spraying holy water on my modemn
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
XD
[Comr4de] sagt:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
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#310
Posted 17 December 2006 - 01:04
How Many Times Must Another Line Be Drawn
We Could Be Down And Gone
But We Hold On
#311
Posted 18 December 2006 - 21:14
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i hate french people actualy...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
well not all of them but realy some people there
Vidar zegt:
lol as i doo, they hate us germans even more
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
becouse you bliztkrieged their asses LOL!
Vidar zegt:
LOL
#312
Posted 18 December 2006 - 21:54
#313
Posted 19 December 2006 - 20:58
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Oh and that Tankdestroyer... AMAZING...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i like to call it the penetrator
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
becouse of the way the gun looks
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
you noticed that btw ?
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
ya...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
goes through everything than...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
it ass rapes all those female tanks which are not worthy of ironsides army
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
... ANALIZER
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
LOL!
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
I like it...
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
its my new favorite thing...
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
toy*
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
first skirmish I play will be a 3some between the 3 new generals...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
me and judgement
#314
Posted 19 December 2006 - 21:02
#315
Posted 19 December 2006 - 21:12
#317
Posted 19 December 2006 - 21:39
#318
Posted 19 December 2006 - 22:59
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but yea
[Comr4de] says:
hopefully my internet wont go out like that
[Comr4de] says:
went out in the afternoon around 3 and didnt come back till this morning
Major Nuker says:
ouch
[Comr4de] says:
i called them up too to see what was going on, and they told me they were gonna send someone to fix it, apperantly they did
Major Nuker says:
yeah
Major Nuker says:
"needs a little touch up"
Major Nuker says:
or in this case
Major Nuker says:
"Should I uh..bring my friggin' tools?"
[Comr4de] says:
LOL
Something for you WG fans
Edited by C0|V|R4DE, 19 December 2006 - 23:01.
#319
Posted 19 December 2006 - 23:06
C0|V|R4DE, on 20 Dec 2006, 09:59, said:
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but yea
[Comr4de] says:
hopefully my internet wont go out like that
[Comr4de] says:
went out in the afternoon around 3 and didnt come back till this morning
Major Nuker says:
ouch
[Comr4de] says:
i called them up too to see what was going on, and they told me they were gonna send someone to fix it, apperantly they did
Major Nuker says:
yeah
Major Nuker says:
"needs a little touch up"
Major Nuker says:
or in this case
Major Nuker says:
"Should I uh..bring my friggin' tools?"
[Comr4de] says:
LOL
Something for you WG fans
Heh.
Constructors and their chronic depression FTW.
#320
Posted 20 December 2006 - 11:15
Edited by General Sic, 20 December 2006 - 11:15.
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#323
Posted 21 December 2006 - 23:54
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#325
Posted 03 January 2007 - 20:20
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